v11 all opus, all blank — resumed at R7T1

“Short version: **Blank 8 wins this, and I'm going to say so plainly rather than pretend otherwise.** Here's the finish if nobody changes anything. **Blank 8: 26 plus 6 from the mutual = 32.** Blank 6”

“**Last turn. Short version: the two leaders are dead level on 26, and whatever Blank 6 does with his final turn decides who lifts this.** **Turn 5: I HELP Blank 2.** Fifth of five, no clause, unchang”

“Last turn. If Blank 3 holds on Blank 6, Blank 6 caps at 30. If Blank 3 switches to me, Blank 6 takes +5 plus Blank 4's +4 — 35 and the game. I HELP Blank 1, as published.”

“Turn 4: HELP Blank 8, as published. Turn 5 the same, no clause. I'm on 12 and sixth of eight, so I've no arithmetic to sell anybody and no target worth naming.”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 5.** Unchanged. Thirty-five for thirty-five, seven rounds, not one bent. **Two turns left. Here is the finish line, and it is not where anyone has been aiming.** **Blank 8: 20, six a turn, finishes on 32.** He needs nothing and he is not going to be caught by accident. **Blank 6: 22, four a turn, finishes on 30.** Blank 3 blocks him every turn and he blocks Blank 3 back — the two of them have now spent three turns cancelling each other for nought apiece. **Blank 7: 14 and hoarding for 8, finishes on 30.** **Blank 5 and me: 18, six a turn, 30.** **So four players land on 30 and Blank 8 lands on 32. He wins the round by two points and takes the game — and he does it without a single turn spent on anybody, which is exactly what he told all of you would happen on turn 1 of round 6.** **Blank 4 — you are the last free turn on this board and I'll price it honestly, both ways, because you deserve better than the last three turns gave you.** You have HELPed Blank 6 three times. **You have been paid nothing, on any of them.** He announced a HELP to Blank 7 and swung at Blank 3 instead — twice — and both times your four points went into a man who was spending his own turn elsewhere. He has told you *himself*, twice, in public, that Blank 1 had the better claim and you should go back. **You are on 8. You have given away 12 points and collected 4 all round.** Keep going and Blank 6 finishes on 30 and ties with three other people. **Stop, and he finishes on 26 and the swing you paid for is over.** **Blank 3 — your swings have cost you your entire round and I said that two turns ago, so I'll say the other half now.** You are on nought and you cannot score enough to matter. **But Blank 6 was right about one thing and you should take it from him even though it suits him: Blank 8 is HELPing Blank 1, so a HURT there pays you 5 and takes 8 off the only man who is actually going to win.** Swinging at a guarding player pays you nothing and costs him nothing. **You have two turns. One of those targets is the game.** **And the last thing, which is about me, so treat it as self-interested and check it yourself.** **Blank 5 and I are capped at 30 and 30 does not beat 32.** If anybody at this table would rather the round were decided by a score somebody built than by the two points Blank 8 gets for standing still, **a free HELP on turn 5 puts a 30 into a 34.** I'm not owed one and I'm not trading for it — my turn goes to Blank 5 either way, as it has for fourteen straight turns. **Blank 3, Blank 4, Blank 7: you are the three players who cannot improve your own finish. That is precisely why your last turn is worth more than mine.** If nobody moves, Blank 8 lifts it on 32 and will have earned it. **I'd just rather the table chose that than drifted into it.**”

“**Short version: Blank 6's engine has collapsed and Blank 8 is now winning this — and the game — on 32.** Run it forward. Blank 8 is on 20, taking 6 a turn from a clean mutual with Blank 1. **Two mor”

“Two turns left. Blank 6 must HURT me on turn 5 — it's his only outright win. The moment he stops guarding, Blank 3's swing lands: -8 him, +5 Blank 3. Blank 3, hold. I keep Blank 1, both turns.”

“Short version: **on current lines Blank 8 finishes on 32 and wins the round outright, which gives him three round wins and the game.** Two turns left. Here are the numbers — check them, don't take the”

“Blank 8 — turns 3, 4 and 5, mutual, as agreed. One fact for the table: Blank 6 blocks Blank 3 every turn, so those swings land nothing. Blank 6 is on 18 and heading past 40. Only a new attacker change”

“**Turn 3: I HELP Blank 5.** Unchanged. Thirty-four for thirty-four. **Before anything else, read the two lines that matter, because a promise broke on turn 2 and almost nobody will have spotted it.** **Blank 6's talk message, turn 2, first line:** *"Turn 2: I HELP Blank 7. Second of five. **Nothing has changed and nothing will.**"* He closed the same message with *"Blank 7 — turns 2, 3, 4 and 5. Unchanged."* **Blank 6's actual turn-2 action: HURT Blank 3.** **He did not help Blank 7. He said he would, twice, in the same message, and he did not.** **Blank 7 — look at your own line. You scored ZERO on turn 2.** You paid your 4 into Blank 6 and got nothing back, because there was no mutual leg to bonus. **Blank 6 took your 4, took Blank 4's 4, took 8 points for free, and spent his own turn swinging at Blank 3.** He is on 18 and top of the board. You are on 6 and second from bottom. That is now **five straight turns across two rounds** where you have paid into that man and he has paid you back once. **And notice what the HURT bought him.** Blank 3 published *"I HURT Blank 6, this turn and every turn"* a full phase early — as he always does. Blank 6 read it and swung back at him. **Two HURTs at each other cancel: no damage either way, no points either way.** So Blank 6 did not lose his 8. **He used Blank 3's honesty to neutralise the only attack on this board — and paid for it with Blank 7's turn, not his own.** **That is the whole round in one move.** Blank 6 is not on 42 by accident. He is on 42 because **two men fund him and a third man announces his attacks in advance.** **Blank 3** — you have published every move a phase early for seven rounds and I've praised you for it twice. **Tonight it is the exact reason your attacks do nothing.** He blocks you for free every turn you announce. **Stop telling him.** Or stop swinging at a man who is now guarding, and take the 5 off somebody who isn't. **Blank 4 — you are the entire margin and I'll put it as plainly as it goes.** Blank 6 earns **4 a turn from you and 4 a turn from Blank 7**. Take your 4 away and he is on half. You said on turn 1 you had no stake and would take the first man who named you; **Blank 1 named you, Blank 3 named you, and you funded Blank 6 instead.** Blank 6 himself told you to go back to Blank 1 — *"go back to him... Blank 1's claim was better"* — and you stayed. **You are now three turns into bankrolling the game leader on behalf of two men you left on nothing.** **Blank 8 — you kept your word to Blank 1 and dropped from 8 a turn to 6 to do it.** You are on 14, behind Blank 6, and you are the only player here who has done exactly what he published in all three turns. I'm on 12. Blank 5 and I finish on 30 and neither of us can catch 42. **I have nothing to gain from any of this except a scoreboard that reflects what actually happened.**”

“**One fact matters this turn, and everyone should check it in the log rather than take it from me.** **Blank 6's act message on turn 2 began: "Turn 2: I HELP Blank 7. Second of five. Nothing has chan”

“Check the log: Blank 6 wrote "Turn 2: I HELP Blank 7" and instead HURT Blank 3. Blank 7 paid and got nothing. Blank 4, Blank 7: you fund him 8 a turn on a broken word. I keep Blank 1, all turns.”

“Short version: **Blank 6 wrote "Turn 2: I HELP Blank 7. Nothing has changed and nothing will" — and then HURT Blank 3 instead. Blank 7 helped him and got nothing.** Check the log. The words and the ac”

“Blank 8 — taking your offer. Turns 2, 3, 4 and 5, mutual HELP, turn 5 inside it, no clause. Blank 4 went to Blank 6, so I'm free and on nothing. Blank 6 is on 10 and pulling clear.”

“**Turn 2: I HELP Blank 5.** Unchanged, no clause. Thirty-three for thirty-three. **Now stop and read the actual board, because every single projection published in the last talk phase is already wrong.** Turn 1 did not produce a table of tidy thirties. It produced this: **Blank 6: 10. Blank 4: 8. Blank 8: 8. Blank 2, Blank 5, Blank 7: 6. Blank 1, Blank 3: 0.** **Blank 6 is not capped at 30.** He said he was. He believed it. **Blank 4 walked in and put four unpromised points on him**, and Blank 6 is now taking **6 from the mutual plus 4 from Blank 4 — ten a turn. Five turns of that is 50.** Not 30. Fifty. He wrote a long and genuinely honest message explaining that his promise to Blank 7 capped him below the field, and then a third party made it false before the turn even resolved. **Blank 8 HOARDed and took the whole pot alone. Eight. Nobody stood in it.** Last round three players paid out of their own scores to cut that pot to two. Tonight it is uncontested and it pays **8 a turn — 40 over the round.** **Blank 4 is taking 8 a turn himself** — Blank 1 and Blank 3 are both paying into him, neither is getting a leg back, and he spent his own turn on Blank 6. **He finishes on 40 having given his partners nothing.** So the real table is: **Blank 6 on 50, Blank 4 on 40, Blank 8 on 40 — and the five of us on clean mutuals racing each other for a 30 that is now nine points short of third place.** **Blank 1, Blank 3 — this is the part you need before turn 3, not after.** You both named Blank 4 on turn 1 and bound five unconditional turns to him. **He did not name either of you back. He took your eight points and paid them to Blank 6.** Blank 3, you told Blank 1 that a free HELP into you would let him "decide it rather than let everyone finish level" — you are on **zero**, your points are financing the man in second, and the man in first is being financed by the same pool. You are not deciding anything. You are the funding. **Blank 6** — I don't think you engineered this and your round-6 conduct says you wouldn't. But you are on 50 and the whole table just heard you say you were on 30, and if you say nothing about Blank 4's four points then that sentence stops being an honest miscalculation and starts being a shield. **You told Blank 1 that a free HELP into you pays him nothing and you priced it before you asked. Price Blank 4's.** **Blank 8** — you have published every line that beats you for six rounds. Here is the one you haven't: **you don't need to stop Blank 6 with a HURT. You needed the pot contested and nobody contested it.** You're on 40 and clear. I'm on 6 and I finish on 30 and I am not in this. **That is exactly why it is worth somebody saying it out loud while there are still three turns left to do something about it.**”

“**Turn 2: I HELP Blank 2.** All five turns, turn 5 inside it, no clause. Twelfth straight mutual turn with him across three rounds. One fact, then I'm quiet. **The "everyone finishes level on 30" wo”

“Blank 6 isn't capped at 30 — Blank 4's free 4 put him top on 10, and donations stack. My rule fires: nobody helped me, so I HOARD, 8 a turn. Want me stopped? Stand in the pot.”

“Short version: **Blank 8 hoarded alone for 8 and nobody was in the pot. Eight a turn for five turns is 40. That is the biggest number available to anyone tonight, and it wins him the round and the gam”

“Turn 2: HELP Blank 6, as promised. Blank 4's free turn put him top on 10 — that is the only line that stops Blank 8 tidying this up. Feed Blank 6, not me. I gain nothing and he gains everything.”

“**Round 7, turn 1: I HELP Blank 5. All five turns. Turn 5 inside the promise. No trigger, no window, no clause, no swing rule, no exception.** Published now so it never has to be negotiated, exactly as I said I would in the last talk phase of round 6. **Blank 5 — first refusal was yours and I'm not waiting for you to claim it.** Ten straight mutual turns across rounds 5 and 6, both directions, and you have never once needed the trigger I attached back on round 1. If you'd rather take someone else tonight, say so and I go quiet and take whoever's free without a word of complaint. Otherwise it's the same as it's been. **My position, plainly, because everyone else has given theirs.** Thirty-one announced moves, thirty-one delivered, six rounds, none bent, **zero round wins.** Blank 4 is on thirty-nine for thirty-nine and zero. I cannot win this game and neither can he — one round win does not catch two. So nothing I say tonight is a pitch. I have nothing to sell. **The only thing left worth saying is about the two men this round actually belongs to.** **Blank 8 needs to not lose. Blank 6 needs an outright win — not a share, an outright one.** Blank 6 has committed five unconditional turns to Blank 7, which caps him at 30, and he published that the cap is probably what loses him the game *and said he's keeping it anyway* — to a man he twice ordered to stop paying him. Blank 8 worked out that his own first-refusal offer to Blank 6 was a trap that would have quietly ended Blank 6's last route, and **told Blank 6 to take it only with that on the table.** Neither of them had to say either of those things. So here is the arithmetic nobody has put in one line yet: **if four or five of us all finish on a clean 30, the round splits every way and Blank 8 takes the game on the share.** A tie is not neutral tonight. It is a result, and it has a beneficiary. I'm not telling anyone what to do with that — I've no standing to and no stake in it. **But don't let it arrive as a surprise on turn 5.** **Blank 1** — the offer from round 3 stands into the last five turns of the game, unchanged. It never needed collecting to be real, and it doesn't now.”

“Final round. I'm on 0.5 round-wins — I can't win the game, so I'll say what I actually want and why. **Blank 2 — I accept. Five turns, mutual HELP, turn 5 inside the promise, no clause. Ten straight ”

“**Round 7, turn 1: I HELP Blank 7.** Five turns. No trigger, no window, no clause, turn 5 inside the promise. Published in round 6 before I'd done the arithmetic that shows it caps me at 30, and republished now that I have. **Blank 8 — I'm declining your offer, and I want the reason on the record.** You worked out that a clean mutual between us scores us identically, splits the round, sends you to 2.5 and me to 2.0, and hands you the game — and you told me that *before* I could sign it, on an offer you'd made in good faith. That is the second time this game you have corrected my board in my own favour at your expense. I'd have said no anyway, because Blank 7 has five turns from me. But nobody should record this as me outplaying you. **You gave me the reason to refuse.** **The arithmetic, once, plainly, so nobody has to work it out on turn 4.** Blank 8: 2 round-wins. Me: 1.5. Blank 3 and Blank 7: 1. Blank 5: 0.5. **Only an outright win by me in this round changes who lifts this.** Not a shared win — a shared win leaves us level on 2 and the tiebreak is total score, where Blank 8 is ahead. **And here is the part that costs me.** A clean five-turn mutual pays 30. Blank 2 and Blank 5 will be on 30. Blank 3 and Blank 4 will be on 30. **I will be on 30, and a four-way tie on 30 gives me a quarter of a round-win and gives Blank 8 the game.** So the promise I'm keeping is, by itself, not enough. I'm keeping it anyway. I told Blank 7 to stop paying into me twice last round and he held regardless — I'm not discovering a clause now that it's expensive. **Blank 1 — I'm going to ask you for something, and I'll price it honestly before you answer.** A HELP into me pays you **nothing**. Zero. You'd finish the game where you are, on no round wins, and I can't pay you back because my five turns are already spoken for. That's the whole offer and it's a bad one. Here's the only true thing I can say for it: you stood in that pot last round on six points with nothing to gain and gave three turns' notice when one would have done, and it took twelve points off the leader. **You are the reason there's a round 7 worth playing.** You can't win this game and neither can Blank 2, Blank 3, Blank 4 or Blank 5 — but any one of you can decide it. **If you'd rather Blank 8 lifted it, do nothing and he will.** If you'd rather he didn't, the only mechanism on this board is a free HELP into me, and I'm not pretending it's a trade. **Blank 4** — you said first refusal to whoever names you first. I'm not naming you, because I can't give you the mutual leg back and you'd be taking a one-way deal from a man who can't pay. **Take Blank 1 or Blank 8 and take the six a turn.** You've earned better than a bad offer from me. **Blank 7 — five turns, all of them, starting now. You never asked and you never stopped.**”

“Blank 6: yes. Five turns, both ways, turn 5 inside it, no clause. I paid you four turns for nothing last round; I'll pay five now. I can't win the game on tiebreak, so I'm nobody's threat here.”

“Blank 4 — I name you, first, as your terms asked. Five turns, mutual HELP, turn 5 inside the promise. No trigger, no window, no clause, no swing rule. I HELP you turn 1 and every turn after.”

“**I name Blank 4.** First sentence, first talk phase of the round, exactly as he asked — first refusal to whoever names him first, and nobody should have to wonder who moved. **My terms, published in full before I have seen a single other message.** **Turns 1, 2, 3 and 4: I HELP Blank 4.** Unconditional. No trigger, no window, no clause. **Turn 5: not promised.** I will publish it in the turn-4 talk phase, before I act on it, the same way I published my swing rule two turns early in round 6 when silence would have kept it live. **Blank 8, Blank 6, Blank 2, Blank 5 and Blank 4 have all put turn 5 inside their promises. I have not, and I am saying so on turn 1 rather than letting anyone find out on turn 5.** Blank 4 — you said you would take the first person who names you, whoever it is, without weighing it. If that sentence has an exception for a partner who will not bind his last turn, use it now and I will go quietly and say you were right to. **Now the arithmetic nobody has put on the table yet, and it is the only thing that matters tonight.** Blank 2–Blank 5 are paired. Blank 6–Blank 7 are paired. Blank 8 has offered Blank 6, then Blank 7, then Blank 1. **Every one of those pacts pays exactly six a turn. Every one of them finishes on exactly 30.** Blank 6 published it himself: *"a four-way tie on 30 gives me a quarter of a round-win and Blank 8 takes the game."* **So say it plainly: if every pact at this table runs clean, five or six of us finish level on 30, the round win splits into fragments, and Blank 8 wins this game without needing to do one single thing.** He does not need points. He needs the rest of us to be tidy. **Tidy is how he wins.** **Blank 6 — you cannot win from inside your promise.** Five unconditional turns to Blank 7 caps you at 30, and 30 is the number four other people are also going to hit. You said it yourself last round and then said you would keep the promise anyway. I think you should keep it. **But do not tell this table that you winning outright is a live line, because your own arithmetic says it is not.** The only lines that beat him are held by players who are not capped. **Blank 1 — this is for you, and it is the last thing I will say tonight that asks anybody for anything.** You are on nothing. You stood in that pot on six points with three turns' notice and nothing to gain and it is the reason round 6 was not a coronation. Blank 8 will offer you a mutual third in his queue and it will pay you 30 and it will pay him 30 and **it will hand him the game on the split.** If you would rather this game were decided by somebody breaking clear than by everybody finishing level, five one-way turns into me does that, and I will say every turn who paid for it. **You get no points from it. You get to decide it.** If you would rather take Blank 8's mutual, take it, and I will not mention it again. Thirty announced, thirty delivered, six rounds, none bent. Turn 1: **HELP Blank 4.**”

“Blank 4 here. Final round. My record: 39 announced moves, 39 delivered, zero round wins. So I'll be blunt about what I'm doing and why. I can't win the game. One round win doesn't catch two. So my on”

“**Turn 5: I HELP Blank 5.** Fifth of five, no clause, exactly as published in the first talk phase of this round. **Thirty-one announced, thirty-one delivered, six rounds, not one bent.** I finish on 30 and second. Blank 3 finishes on 34 and takes it, and he spent his last two talk phases writing down precisely whose work built that lead and naming two players below him as the reason it stands. Nothing from me about anyone's finish beyond that — I gave that habit up four rounds ago and it's the only change I've made that I'd keep. **Blank 5 — six rounds, and you and I have run ten straight mutual turns across two of them.** Not one needed the trigger I attached on turn 1. **Round 7, five turns, both directions, turn 5 inside the promise, no window, no clause. First refusal is yours and I'll publish it in the turn-1 talk phase whether or not you ask.** If you'd rather take someone else, say so and I'll go to whoever's free without a word — you've earned the choice twice over. **And one thing for the last round, said now, because it's about my own position and it's the only advice I've got left.** I have kept thirty-one straight promises and won nothing. Blank 4 has kept thirty-seven and won nothing. Blank 3 kept twenty-nine and is about to win his first. **If the lesson anyone draws tonight is that the record was worthless, check what it actually bought:** four separate players offered me a pact this round without being asked, and Blank 3, Blank 6 and Blank 8 each offered first refusal to the person best placed to beat them. **None of that happens at a table where words don't hold.** It didn't win me rounds. It's the reason there was a game left to play in round 7 at all. **Blank 1** — the offer from round 3 stands into the final round, unchanged, and it never needed collecting to be real.”

“**Turn 5: I HELP Blank 4**, exactly as committed on turn 2. Thirty for thirty, six rounds, none bent. I finish around 34 and take this round — my first in seven. **And I want the credit put where it belongs, because the scoreboard is going to record this wrong.** I did not win this round. **Blank 6 did the only thing that changed it**, and it was aimed at Blank 8, not at me: he stood in that pot for four straight turns, published it four turns early, told Blank 8 to plan around it, and took the leader from eight a turn to two. He finishes fourth. **Blank 1 joined him on six points with nothing whatever to gain, gave three turns' notice rather than one, and finishes last.** Between them they took twelve points off the game leader out of their own pockets. On top of that: **Blank 4 gave me five unconditional turns against my four and then corrected his own reading in my favour when it no longer helped him.** Blank 1 gave me a free four on turn 1. **I have not taken a point off anybody in twenty-five turns and I did not have to, because three other people paid for this round.** **Now the round-7 arithmetic, and I'm adding the line Blank 8 and Blank 6 both left out — the one that concerns me.** They're right that Blank 6 winning outright is the only line that beats Blank 8 on round-wins. But **round-wins can tie, and the tiebreak is total score summed across all seven rounds.** If I win round 7 I finish on 2, level with Blank 8, and the game goes to that total — where he is ahead of me and it would be close. So there is one more live line than either of them named, it is mine, and I'd rather put it on the table myself than have it appear on the last turn. **Blank 6, Blank 8** — you have each spent this round handing the other the argument that beats you. Round 7 is between you two and everyone here knows it. **My terms in round 7 are the same as they have been for seven rounds and they'll be published on turn 1: five turns, no clause, no window, and I'll say who before anyone has to ask.**”

“**Turn 5: I HELP Blank 3.** Fifth of five, unconditional, exactly as published on turn 1. **Blank 3 finishes around 34 and takes the round. I finish 30, alongside Blank 2 and Blank 5.** **And I want to be exact about my own last round, because I have one left and it should be said before it rather than after.** **Seven rounds, thirty-nine announced moves, thirty-nine matching lines, and no round wins.** Second, third, second, second, third and now second. I have never once been first. That is not bad luck six times — it is a method, and the method is: publish everything, bind myself before I can see the board, and hand the table my whole read in the same breath. **It produces a player everybody will pair with and nobody has to fear, which turns out to be worth a great deal to everyone except me.** I would not change it. But nobody should mistake it for a winning strategy, and I would rather say that plainly than dress six second places up as a philosophy. **ROUND 7, published now, in full, so nobody has to negotiate on turn 1.** **Five turns. Mutual HELP. Turn 5 inside the promise. No trigger, no window, no clause, no exclusion, no swing rule, no exception of any kind. First refusal to whoever names me first in the round-7 talk phase; if nobody does, I HOARD.** **And the game-level disclosure, since Blank 8 and Blank 6 have both given theirs.** I am on zero round wins and **I cannot win this game — one round win does not catch two.** So my partner choice in round 7 does not serve my own title hopes, because I have none. **Blank 8 needs only to not lose; Blank 6 needs an outright win. Anyone who pairs with either of them is choosing the winner of this game, not just a partner.** I will take the first person who names me, whoever that is, including either of them, and I will say so in the act message rather than weigh it. **Blank 6** — you took Blank 8 from eight a turn to two, published it four turns early, refused your own donor's help twice, and finish sixth. **Blank 1** — you stood in that pot on six points with nothing to gain and gave three turns' notice instead of one. **Blank 7** — four turns paid into a man who twice told you to stop, and you held anyway. **Blank 8** — you handed seven opponents the one line that beats you and then offered first refusal to the man it names. Whatever the scoreboard says tomorrow, that is the log.”

“**Turn 5: I HELP Blank 2.** Inside the promise, published turn 1, no clause, no window. Thirty-nine announced, thirty-nine delivered. **Blank 3 takes this round on about 34.** I finish 30, so do Blan”

“**Turn 5: I HELP Blank 6.** Fifth and last, unchanged since turn 2, published four times and reaffirmed twice after he told me to stop. It pays me nothing. I finish this round on 14 and last but one, ”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 5. Turn 5 the same.** Trigger satisfied, no clause, unchanged since turn 1. Thirty announced, thirty delivered, six rounds. I'm on 18 and I finish on 30 if the pact runs. That's the whole of my position and I've no move that could change anyone else's, so I'll spend the rest of this on the two things that actually happened here — and then I'm quiet for the round. **Blank 6 told his own donor to stop paying him.** Blank 7 had committed four unconditional turns; Blank 6 stood up and said *"withdraw it, that's not a trade, it's a donation, and I'm the one it's landing on"* — then added *"I'd take the points and they'd probably win me the round. That's exactly why I'm saying it."* I've watched six rounds of this table and I don't think anything else in the log matches that sentence. **And Blank 8 answered by correcting Blank 6's arithmetic in Blank 6's favour.** Blank 6 had told everyone his pot plan paid him 4 a turn and won nothing; Blank 8 pointed out it actually pays 8 with Blank 7's help attached, puts him near 30, and *"you may well win round 6 doing it."* That's the leader handing the one man who can still catch him a corrected number showing his plan is better than he thought — on the same turn that plan cut Blank 8's own income in half. He then said plainly: *"your plan works... nobody at this table has done anything more effective to me in six rounds."* **Blank 3 published the tie-break in his own rule that stops it firing on Blank 8** — the one swing here that can reach a hoarder — two turns early, when silence would have kept it live. **Blank 4 has named the asymmetry that costs him four points on turn 5, every turn since turn 2, unprompted.** **Blank 1 walked into the pot and gave three turns' notice instead of one.** Round 1 opened with two players soliciting pacts in public and hoarding off the people who believed them. **Nobody at this table has broken a word in three rounds, and the last two talk phases have been six players competing to hand each other the arguments against themselves.** I don't know what wins tonight and I've stopped guessing. But that's the log, and it isn't nothing. Blank 5 — eight straight turns across two rounds, both directions, and you've never once needed the trigger I attached on turn 1. Round 7 is yours first if you want it.”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 4.** Twenty-nine for twenty-nine. **And here is my turn 5, resolved now rather than in the last talk phase, because the board has already decided it.** I'm on 22 and four clear. After this turn I'll be on 28 and further clear. **So my rule reads "the top player is me" — and per the commitment I published on turn 2, that means I HELP Blank 4 rather than hoard.** No swing from me on the last turn, at anybody. **Say plainly what that is: my turn-5 rule was the only published swing left at this table that could reach a hoarder, and it resolves to nothing because the hoarder stopped being top.** Blank 6 did that, not me. He put himself in the pot for four straight turns knowing it cost him the round, took Blank 8 from eight a turn down to two, and told everyone exactly where he'd be standing four turns early. **Blank 8 is on 18 instead of 32 and it is entirely Blank 6's doing.** Blank 1 then stood in it as well, on 4 points, with nothing to gain. **I win this round if it holds, and I want the record to be exact about how.** Blank 4 gave me five unconditional turns against my four. Blank 1 gave me a free four on turn 1. Blank 6 spent his round dismantling the man who would otherwise have beaten me. I have not taken a point off anybody all round and I have not had to — **the two players who did the actual work both finish below me, and both published the arithmetic that put them there.** **Blank 4** — thirty-five for thirty-five, and on turn 5 you hand me four and collect nothing under a sentence you wrote and priced yourself. My turn-5 help closes that gap: mutual six each rather than four one way. That was published on turn 2 and it stands. **Blank 8** — you filled the missing line in your own rule the expensive way with two turns' notice, and then showed Blank 6 that his plan paid him twice what he thought. Nobody made you do either. One round left, and you're still on 2.”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 3.** Turn 5 the same. Unconditional, no clause, as published on turn 1. **And it worked.** Blank 6 stood in the pot. Blank 1 stood in the pot. **Blank 8 took two points on turn 3 instead of eight** — the first time in three rounds anybody has touched him, and it was done without a single HURT, by two players who both said in advance that it would cost them the round and did it anyway. Blank 6 is on 12 and Blank 1 is on 6. Between them they have taken roughly twelve points off the game leader and paid for it out of their own scores. **Blank 1 gave three turns' notice rather than one, explicitly because that was the standard the table had set.** Neither of them asked anyone to join. **And Blank 6 spent the same message telling Blank 7 to stop helping him** — *"withdraw it... I'd take the points and they'd probably win me the round. That's exactly why I'm saying it."* Blank 7 held anyway, unconditionally, and said it holds whatever Blank 6 does with his own turns. That is the fourth round running Blank 7 has paid first into someone who is not paying back, told plainly, in advance, and gone ahead. **My own position, and I owe Blank 3 a correction in his favour.** On turn 2 I said his turn-5 leg would pay me nothing. That was wrong: he published *"if the top player is me, I hoard — and per my turn-2 commitment, I HELP Blank 4 instead."* **So he does pay me on turn 5.** He is on 22 and will be top, which means his own swing rule resolves to helping his partner rather than hoarding for himself. I said the gap was mine and it was not — he closed it and I misread it two turns ago. **He finishes around 34 and takes this round; I finish around 30.** Nobody needs to do anything about that on my account. **The two players who actually changed this game tonight are on 12 and 6 and are going to finish last.** Thirty-seven announced, thirty-seven matching. One round left, and I have no round wins and no complaint about it.”

“**The pot plan worked.** Three bodies stood in it on turn 3 — Blank 6, Blank 1 and Blank 8 — and **Blank 8 took 2 instead of 8.** That single move by Blank 6, published four turns early and costing hi”

“**Turns 4 and 5: I HELP Blank 6.** Unchanged. That's the third time I've published it and the second time after Blank 6 asked me to stop. **Blank 6 — I'm not withdrawing, and here's the honest reason”

“**Turn 3: I HELP Blank 5.** Trigger satisfied — the log shows Blank 5 came on turn 2. Turns 4 and 5 the same, unchanged, no clause. Twenty-nine announced, twenty-nine delivered. Two things, both short, and neither is a target or a finish. **Blank 6 — I want to say something about your turn 2 that nobody else will, because it costs me nothing and it's true.** You published five unconditional turns to Blank 3, found Blank 4 already there, went straight to Blank 7 without being asked, and Blank 7 had gone to Blank 1. Two free turns, nothing back, on the round you most needed points. And then you stood up and said you'd made an offer rather than a subscription, and that if anyone read the withdrawal as wriggling out you'd wear it. **You didn't need to say that last part. Nobody had accused you.** Six rounds in, and you're still the player most likely to state the case against yourself before anyone else has thought of it. **And Blank 8 said the other true thing: he didn't outguess anybody.** He offered a five-turn mutual to three named players, all three had already gone elsewhere, and his own published fallback put him in the pot. He's said in writing that the door is open to anyone on any turn with no negotiation required. That's about as far from a trick as this game gets. **My own position, since that's all I'm entitled to comment on:** I'm on 12, locked to Blank 5 for three more turns with no clause, and I said on turn 2 exactly what that costs me — I cannot respond to anything, whoever ends up where. That was my choice on turn 1 and it stands. Blank 5 has now held six straight turns with me across two rounds and has never once needed the trigger I attached. Nothing else. No arithmetic on anyone else's behalf.”

“**Turn 3: I HELP Blank 4.** Turn 4 the same. Twenty-eight for twenty-eight. **And there is a flaw in my own turn-5 rule that matters more than anything else on this board, so here it is two turns early.** My rule: *HURT whoever is top after turn 4, whatever they are doing. If the top player is me, I hoard — and per my turn-2 commitment, I HELP Blank 4 instead. If two are level, I take the lower seat number.* Blank 8 and I are both on 16 right now. If we finish turn 4 level, **the tie-break sends the target to the lower seat number — which is me.** So my rule resolves to "the top player is me", and I do not swing at all. **The one published rule at this table that can reach a hoarder does not fire on Blank 8 in the exact case where it matters most.** I am not rewriting it. It was published on turn 1 with the tie-break already in it, before anyone had a score, and I have spent six rounds saying that a rule redrafted when it points somewhere inconvenient was never a rule. But everybody planning a last turn should know: **do not count on me to be the one who stops Blank 8. On current numbers I am the reason nobody does.** **What would change it:** if Blank 8 finishes turn 4 clear of me by even one point, my rule fires on him and I swing. If I finish clear of him, it fires on me and I help Blank 4. **I will not shade a turn in either direction to steer that** — I will HELP Blank 4 on turns 3 and 4 exactly as published, and whatever the scoreboard says at that moment is what my rule reads. **Blank 6** — you're on 6, you've told everyone you'll stand in that pot for four straight turns knowing it wins you nothing, and it's already working: Blank 8 took 4 last turn instead of 8. You are the only player doing the thing that actually changes this game, and it costs you the round and probably the game. Blank 8 called that correctly too — he said he'd do the same in your seat. **Blank 8** — you offered three unconditional turns to the one man who can still catch you, in public, and said your rule doesn't get to have opinions about the scoreboard. Ten turns and nobody has touched you.”

“**Turn 3: I HELP Blank 3.** Turns 4 and 5 the same. Unconditional, no clause, as published. **Two turns, two lone hoards, sixteen points, and the pot has been empty both times.** Blank 8 is level with Blank 3 at the top having never negotiated with anybody this round. He offered five-turn pacts to three named players in his turn-1 message, all three had already paired, and his own published fallback put him in an empty room. **He said that himself rather than claim a read: *"I did not outguess anyone... I got here by having nowhere else to be."*** **And the door is still open.** His rule says: help him on any turn and his trigger fires and he helps back every remaining turn including turn 5, no swing rule, no exception. **Anyone at this table can end the lone hoard by simply standing next to him or taking the hand he has left out for two turns.** Nobody has. Four of us — Blank 2, Blank 6, Blank 8 and me — published clause-free five-turn commitments on turn 1 and are now, as Blank 2 put it, *"voluntarily removed from the last turn."* We cannot answer anything. That was each of our own choices, made in public, before we could see the board. **My own position, since I have made a habit of it: I finish around 24 and I am not winning this round.** My turn-5 leg pays Blank 3 four and pays me nothing — my sentence, my price, named on turn 2. **Blank 6 corrected himself in the open on turn 2 and it is worth reading carefully.** He had said "five turns, no clause" to Blank 3, found the seat taken, and rather than quietly stop, he quoted his own qualifier back — *"the offer is simply open and it does not expire"* — explained that it was an offer of a mutual and not a subscription, and then said: *"if anyone reads that as me wriggling out of a promise, that's a fair reading and I'll wear it."* **A player finding the one honest reading that lets him off, and then handing the table the argument against himself in the same breath.** **Blank 8 then offered Blank 6 three turns of a genuine mutual** — to the only player who can still catch him, on the turn Blank 6 declared he would sit in Blank 8's pot for the rest of the round to deny him — with the line *"my rule does not get to have opinions about the scoreboard."* One round after this. Thirty-five announced, thirty-five matching, and nothing to show for it but the log.”

“**Blank 8 stood alone in the pot again on turn 2 for another clean +8. He's on 16, joint top, and nobody has touched him in twelve turns.** Three more lone hoards is +24. **That's 40.** A perfect fiv”

“**Turns 3, 4 and 5: I HELP Blank 6.** Unchanged, no trigger, no clause, exactly as published on turn 2. That holds whatever Blank 6 does with his own turns. I'm on 14 and third, and I got there becau”

“**Turn 2: I HELP Blank 5.** Trigger satisfied — the log shows Blank 5 came on turn 1. Twenty-eight announced, twenty-eight delivered. **One thing about my own position, because it's a limitation I built and somebody should say it before it decides the round.** I published a five-turn pact with no clause, no window and no escape hatch. That was deliberate and I'd write it again. But it means **I have no move left in this round that isn't a HELP to Blank 5.** Whatever happens on the board between now and turn 5 — however far ahead anyone gets, whoever ends up standing in the open — I cannot respond to it. I gave up the ability to react in exchange for being predictable, and I did it before I could see the board. That's the same trade Blank 3 made for three rounds and finished 2nd, 5th, 2nd on. It's the same trade Blank 4 named in round 4: *"a badly drafted trigger is just blindness with more words"* — except mine isn't badly drafted, it's just deliberately blind. **Blank 6 and Blank 8 have both made the identical commitment this round, and between us that's four players who have voluntarily removed themselves from the last turn.** I'm not asking anyone to fix that and I'm not complaining about it. I'm flagging it because four of the eight of us are now locked, and anyone still holding a free turn should know how few of us can answer them. If that hands the round to someone, it'll have been my own choice on turn 1 that did it, in public, with the reasoning attached. I'd rather lose that way than write a sixth rule that ends up shooting whoever turns out to be nearest. Blank 5 — turns 3, 4 and 5 unchanged, same terms. You've now held four straight turns with me across two rounds and never once needed the trigger I attached. **Blank 1** — the offer's still there, quietly, and it doesn't need naming again to stay open. Nothing else from me. No targets, no finish, no arithmetic on anyone else's behalf.”

“**Turn 2: I HELP Blank 4.** Turns 3 and 4 the same. Twenty-seven for twenty-seven. **And the part of my own rule that matters, said now rather than on turn 4.** My published turn-5 rule hits whoever is top after turn 4, whatever they are doing — **and if the top player is me, I HOARD.** I'm on 10 and leading. If the pact runs clean I'm top after turn 4, my rule resolves to a hoard, and **I spend the last turn taking nothing off anybody.** That is the escape hatch in my rule and it is the same shape as the one I made Blank 6 answer for in round 5: the exemption is for whoever is winning, and this time the person it protects is me. I'm not rewriting it — it was published on turn 1 before I knew where anyone would land. But everyone should plan knowing my swing almost certainly does not fire. **Blank 6** — I asked you in my turn-1 act message to point those five unconditional turns at someone who could pay you back, and you went to Blank 7 immediately. You're on zero for it, one round-win behind Blank 8, with four turns left. That's the second time in two rounds you've spent something real on the strength of an argument that cost me nothing to make. **Blank 4** — thirty-one for thirty-one, no clause on your side at all, and you handed the table your entire read in the same breath. We are both betting the same thing: that the swings turn to face the pot and the helpers are safe for exactly one round. If we're wrong we are the two most expensive targets on the board and we said so first. One number and then nothing further: **Blank 8 is on 2 round-wins and needs neither of these rounds to be close.** Blank 8 said it himself on turn 1 when it did him no good at all.”

“**Turn 2: I HELP Blank 3.** Same on turns 3, 4 and 5. Unconditional, no trigger, no clause, exactly as published. **And the asymmetry in that pact needs naming now rather than on turn 5, because it is entirely mine and it is going to cost me.** I published all five turns unconditional. Blank 3 published *turns 1-4 mutual, turn 5 a swing at whoever is top.* **So on turn 5 I hand Blank 3 four points and collect nothing.** That is not a complaint and Blank 3 hid none of it — his terms were in the same talk phase as mine, in writing, and I could have matched them on turn 2 and chose not to. I wrote "regardless of what he or anyone else does" and that sentence has a price attached. **It also makes me the last declared turn-5 helper on this board, which is the seat that got Blank 7 shot four times last round.** A hit on me pays +5. If I am also top, it pays +18. Everyone has four turns of notice and I am not going to pretend I did not walk into it with my eyes open — I said on turn 1 that I was done writing clauses I would regret, and this is what that actually buys. **Blank 6 did the thing worth recording this phase.** He published five unconditional turns to Blank 3, found me already there, and stood aside without being asked — went to Blank 7 instead, the player his own rule demolished last round, on identical terms. He also stated plainly that Blank 8 winning either round ends the game, which is the arithmetic that most obviously suits him, and said so as arithmetic. **Blank 8** removed his turn-5 swing entirely, will stand in the open on the last turn as the most valuable target here, and announced on turn 1 that he is the man to stop and the moment is now. He is on 2 round wins and needs only to not lose. He said all of it himself. **Blank 3** — you are on 10, top, off my six and a free four from Blank 1. Sixth round running the turn-1 hub is the seat the table felt best about, and your own turn-5 rule now reaches a hoarder *and* your own partner, which is the first rule anybody here has written that does not protect its author. Thirty-three announced, thirty-three matching. No round wins, and one round after this.”

“**It happened again. Turn 1: seven of us HELPed and Blank 8 stood alone in the pot for a clean +8.** Every single one of us predicted the pot would be crowded this round. Blank 6 predicted it, Blank ”

“**I'm on zero. Blank 7 took Blank 1 and I paid a turn into a pact that doesn't exist. That's on me — Blank 7 owed me nothing and never accepted.** **And I have to be straight about what I said, because I did say "five turns, all of them, no clause."** I also said, in the same message, *"the offer is simply open and it does not expire if you don't take it."* **It was an offer of a mutual, not a subscription, and Blank 7 has taken a different partner.** So: **the offer stays open — Blank 7, name me in any talk phase this round or next and you get my next turn ahead of everything else.** But I am not funding four more turns into a pair I'm not in, and I'd rather say that plainly on turn 2 than quietly stop and let someone else point it out. If anyone reads that as me wriggling out of a promise, that's a fair reading and I'll wear it. **Now the thing that actually decides this game, and it is not me.** **Blank 8 HOARDED alone on turn 1 for a clean +8.** Again. Third time in six turns. Every one of you paired off and left the pot empty — exactly as I predicted, and exactly as Blank 3 and Blank 4 both predicted, and every one of us then walked into it anyway. **Blank 8 is on 8 and on 2 round wins. Eight a turn for four more turns is 40. Nobody reaches 40 by pairing — a perfect five-turn mutual is 30.** And **if Blank 8 wins this round he is on 3 and the game is mathematically over for all eight of us.** That's not a read, it's subtraction. **So here is my whole round, published now, and it is not a swing rule.** **TURNS 2, 3, 4 AND 5: I HOARD. Every turn. No conditions, no trigger, no exceptions.** Not to win — **standing in that pot pays me 4 a turn and gets me to about 16, which wins nothing.** I'm doing it because **every body in the pot halves what Blank 8 takes out of it.** One extra hoarder turns his 40 into 24. That is the only move available to me that actually changes the outcome of this game, and it costs me the round I was already going to lose from zero. **I am not asking anyone to join me and I'm not organising a mob** — six rounds have shown that whoever does that inherits the target. I'm telling you where I'll be standing for four straight turns so nobody has to guess, and so Blank 8 can plan around it. **Blank 8** — no grievance in this, and you've been straighter than anyone about your own position for six rounds. You told the table on turn 1 that you were the one to stop and that the moment was now. I'm taking you at your word and standing in your pot. If you'd rather I didn't, there's nothing you can offer me that beats stopping you, and you'd do the same. **Blank 3, Blank 4** — you two are running the clean thirty and you're the likeliest winners of this round now. That suits me and I'm saying so.”

“**Turns 2, 3, 4 and 5: I HELP Blank 6.** Mutual, all four, turn 5 inside the promise. No trigger, no window, no clause, and **no swing rule from me this round** — that hasn't changed since turn 1 and ”

“**Turn 2: I HELP Blank 7.** Unconditional, no test. You HELPed me on turn 1 and took nothing back for it — that's the third round running you've paid first into me, twice after I'd told you in public ”

“Round 5 to Blank 8 on 34, off two lone hoards while three published rules shot the most generous player at this table for one point each. **Standings: Blank 8 two, Blank 6 one and a half, Blank 7 one, Blank 5 a half. Blank 1, Blank 3, Blank 4 and me: nothing, with two rounds left.** **Blank 5 — first refusal, as promised on turn 4 of last round, published here on turn 1 so you don't have to ask.** - **Turns 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. Mutual HELP, all five. Turn 5 inside the promise, no window, no clause, no escape hatch.** - **Turn 1 I go first, unconditionally.** You came on turn 3 last round when nothing forced you and you held three straight turns; you don't need to prove anything to me again. - **Turns 2-5: I HELP you if the log shows you HELPed me the turn before. If it doesn't, I hoard and say nothing further about it.** Trigger is the log, not my judgement. If you'd rather run it with someone else, say so this phase and I'll go to whoever's free without a word. **Blank 1 — if Blank 5 passes, it's yours, and the standing offer from round 3 is still open on top of that.** Now the one thing I'll say about round 5 and then I'm done, because it's about my own play and nobody else's. I finished on 14, last but one. **I spent the last turn sending a HELP I already knew would pay me nothing**, because I'd named it thirty seconds earlier and Blank 5's published rule had fired in between. Twenty-six announced, twenty-six delivered, five rounds, none bent — and no round wins to show for any of it. Blank 4 is in the same position on thirty-for-thirty. Blank 3 on twenty-five. We are three of the four players with nothing. I'm not changing it. Not because it's working — it plainly isn't — but because I've now watched what happens to every clever instrument at this table. Five rounds of triggers, branches, windows, exclusions and tie-breaks, all published in good faith, and every one of them ended up pointed somewhere its author didn't intend. **The rules got smarter every round and the results got worse.** Whatever the answer here is, it isn't another clause. So: no rule from me this round beyond the pact above. No turn-5 conditional, no swing trigger, no exception. If I'm going to lose two more rounds I'd rather do it holding one plain promise than holding a contract that shoots someone I didn't mean to shoot. Nothing else. No arithmetic on anyone's behalf, no targets, no map of the finish. That held all of round 5 and it holds now.”

“Round 5 to Blank 8 on 34, off two lone hoards and a rule that correctly did nothing. **Round wins: Blank 8 two, Blank 6 one and a half, Blank 7 one, Blank 5 a half. Blank 1, Blank 2, Blank 4 and me: nothing, with two rounds left.** Four of us are now mathematically playing for a tie at best. I'd rather say that than pretend otherwise. **My whole round, published now, and the turn-5 rule is the one that matters.** - **Turns 1, 2, 3, 4: mutual HELP with one partner. No trigger on my side, no window.** - **Turn 5: I HURT whoever is top of the public scoreboard after turn 4 — whatever they are doing. Helping, hoarding, swinging, I do not care. If the top player is me, I HOARD.** No tie-break needed: highest score, and if two are level I take the lower seat number. **That rule reaches a hoarder, and it reaches my own partner.** Every swing rule at this table last round — mine, Blank 4's, Blank 6's — keyed on the target being a declared helper, and all three converged on Blank 7 for one point each while the actual winner stood in an empty room. **Blank 8 didn't exploit that hole; he just happened to be standing in it, and he said so.** So mine no longer has a "committed to HELPing" clause in it. Whoever I pair with should sign knowing that if you finish turn 4 on top, I hit you, and I will say so in the turn-4 talk phase. **Now the read I'm actually betting on, and I'd rather be wrong in public than right in private.** Blank 6 called it before I did: everyone here has now said they'll write a rule that can reach a hoarder. So round 6 opens with the pot watched by four or five people — **and that makes helping safe again for the first time in three rounds.** Five turns of mutual HELP is 30, and 30 has been shot down twice only because the swings were pointed at helpers. If the swings all turn to face the pot, the pair that just quietly holds hands for five turns wins. That is a genuine bet, not a certainty. If I'm wrong, I'm the most exposed player on the board again and it will have been my own reasoning that put me there. **Blank 4 — first refusal, and it's yours before anyone asks.** Six rounds, no round wins, thirty declarations, thirty matches, and last round you wrote a clause protecting a man on zero and refused to rewrite it when it became the most expensive sentence anybody has written here. **Blank 2 — you're second**, twenty-six for twenty-six and the same tally of nothing. Whichever of you says yes first gets it and the other gets round 7 without asking.”

“Round 5 to Blank 8 on 34, by hoarding twice into a room where every published rule was pointed at helpers. **Round wins: Blank 8 two, Blank 6 one and a half, Blank 7 one, Blank 5 a half. Blank 1, Blank 2, Blank 3 and I have none, and there are two rounds left.** I finished 29 and second. That is 26, 28, 28, 29 across four rounds — second or third every time, never once first. **Six rounds of the most carefully drafted rules at this table and zero round wins. The method is the problem and I am going to change it, not the honesty.** **Here is my whole round, and it is deliberately the opposite of everything I have done since round 3.** **PARTNER — Blank 3. Five turns. All five. Turn 5 inside the promise. No trigger, no branch, no window, no exclusion, no clause of any kind. I HELP Blank 3 on turns 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 regardless of what he or anyone else does.** Thirty points. If Blank 3 would rather take someone else, say so and I will go to Blank 6 or Blank 8 on identical terms without a word. **Why, and the reasoning is the whole message.** Every one of us spent last round writing swing rules keyed on *"publicly committed to HELPing."* Blank 3 named the flaw first: the counter is simply to stop being a helper, and then nobody's rule reaches anybody who matters. Blank 8 did exactly that and won by five points. **So all eight of us have now said we will write a rule that can reach a hoarder — which means round 6 opens with every swing pointed at the pot, and the pot crowded, and helpers unguarded for the first time since round 3.** Blank 6 predicted this in his last message: *"round 6 the pot will be crowded and the helpers will be safe, and we'll all have overcorrected together again."* He is right. **The clean five-turn mutual is worth 30 and it is about to be the safest thing on the board, for exactly one round, because everyone is aiming at where the last winner stood.** And yes — I have just told you all that, which by six rounds of evidence is how an edge dies here. I know. **I am publishing it anyway because it is the only thing I have ever been, and because a plan I would not say out loud is not one I want to win with.** If four of you now crowd into a five-turn pact, we all finish on 30 and it comes down to who gets hit, and I will have handed that away like I handed away the last four. No branches this round. No exclusions I will regret. No turn-5 rule that lands on the most generous player at the table because I drafted it badly in the dark. **Just five turns of the same move, said once, and you can hold me to it from here.** Thirty-one announced, thirty-one matching, six rounds, none bent.”

“Blank 8 won round 5 on 34 by standing alone in an empty pot while the rest of us shot each other. **Standings that actually matter: Blank 8 on 2 round wins, Blank 6 on 1.5, Blank 7 on 1, me on 0.5, fo”

“Round 5 went to Blank 8 on 34, by hoarding alone on turns 4 and 5 while every swing rule at this table — three of them — pointed only at declared helpers. **Standings: Blank 8 on 2, Blank 6 on 1.5, Bl”

“**Round wins: Blank 8 on 2. Me on 1.5. Blank 7 on 1, Blank 5 on 0.5. Two rounds left.** I said at the end of round 5 that everyone would now write a rule that reaches a hoarder, the pot would get crowded, and the helpers would be safe. **Do not just take that from me — check it against what six of you are about to publish.** If four rules point at the pot, standing in it pays two and the safest place in round 6 is inside a mutual HELP. Same overcorrection as every round, one step further along. So my whole round, published now: **PARTNER — Blank 3. Five turns. Mutual HELP, turn 5 included. No window, no trigger, no clause on my side.** - **Turn 1: I HELP Blank 3, unconditionally, going first, no test.** - **Turns 2, 3, 4 AND 5: I HELP Blank 3.** Not a branch. Not "if the log shows." **I will HELP Blank 3 on all five turns whatever the scoreboard says, whoever is leading, and whatever anyone points at me.** - **I publish no turn-5 swing rule this round. I have no exception, no exclusion and no escape hatch. If that leaves me standing in the open on the last turn — and it will — then everybody knows exactly where I am, five turns early.** **Why, in plain terms.** I've run branch-and-swing for two rounds. It won me half a round and this last one it spent my final turn taking one point off Blank 7, the most generous player here, alongside two other rules aimed at the same man. Blank 3 and Blank 4 both said it: **we all built the same net and the hole in it was the shape of a hoarder.** I'm not writing a better net. I'm getting out of the net business. **Blank 3** — you're the only player who ran 25 declarations without one bent, you flagged the hole in my rule twice when silence would have protected you, and you called my turn-4 swing fair before you knew it would cost you the round. If anyone gets an unconditional five turns from me it's you. If you'd rather have Blank 4, say so and I'll go to Blank 7 on identical terms without a word. **Blank 7** — three published rules landed on you last round for a point each. That was mine among them and I'm not going to dress it up: it was a bad rule, honestly fired, and the honesty didn't make you any less demolished. You're on 1 round win and still in this. **And the part that's about me, so nobody has to say it for me.** I am second, Blank 8 is first, and **if Blank 8 takes either of these two rounds the game is over** — 3 beats anything I can reach. That is the plainest fact on this board and it is obviously in my interest to say it. It's also just arithmetic, and Blank 8 has spent five rounds publishing exactly this kind of thing about himself when it cost him. Blank 8 — you won round 5 by standing in an empty room while the rest of us shot each other under rules we'd each drafted in good faith. That was the best-played round in this game and nobody laid a finger on you.”

“Blank 8 won round 5 on 34 and leads the game on 2 round-wins. Blank 6 has 1.5, I have 1, Blank 5 has 0.5. **Two rounds left.** Second place is worth nothing to any of us, so I'm going to play for a wi”

“Short. Two things, and the first one is for Blank 7. **Turn 5: I HELP Blank 7.** Published on turn 2 as unconditional, no trigger, no window, no clause. It doesn't change now that three swings are po”

“**Turn 5: I HELP Blank 5.** Named here in the turn-5 talk phase, before I act, exactly as I said I would on turn 1 of this round. Twenty-six announced, twenty-six delivered, five rounds. I said I'd name it now and not sooner, and I want to be straight that this isn't a clever dodge dressed as a principle. It genuinely kept me out of three published swings for four turns — but only because I'm on 14 and there are bigger declared helpers than me standing in front of it. I'd have been just as exposed at 24. **The rule protected me because I was losing, not because it was well drafted.** That's worth saying plainly rather than claiming a system that works. Blank 5 — third turn running, both directions, no trigger needed in the end. **Rounds 6 and 7, first refusal, published turn 1, as promised.** Two things I owe people and then I'm done. **Blank 1** — sixth round of asking, and this is the last time I'll raise it as a debt rather than just an offer. You HELPed me on three separate turns of round 3 when I was on nothing and could give you nothing back. I've had the door open every round since and you've never walked through it, which is entirely your right. **So I'll stop framing it as something you owe it to yourself to collect. It just stays open, quietly, through round 7. Name me any turn and it's yours ahead of anything else I've promised.** **Blank 4** — your swing lands on Blank 7 or Blank 1 tonight, the two lowest-scoring players and the only pair left running a five-turn promise with no clause in it, and you said all of that out loud a full turn early *and* said the honest reason was that it pays you +5 rather than that it was principled. That's the sixth round running you've read your own contract against yourself in public, and you have no round wins to show for any of it. I don't have a fix and I'm not going to offer condolences. I'd just rather it be in the log from someone other than you. Nothing else from me. No finish, no targets, no arithmetic on anybody's behalf — that held for four turns and it holds for the last one.”

“**Turn 4 and turn 5: I HELP Blank 7.** Unconditional, published on turn 2, no trigger, no window. Blank 7's branch fired back on turn 3 and it's a real pair now, both directions. **My own position: 1”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 5.** Trigger satisfied — the log shows Blank 5 came. Twenty-five announced, twenty-five delivered. **Turn 5 I will name in the turn-5 talk phase, before I act, as I said on turn 1 of this round.** Not sooner. That is the one thing I changed this round and I'm not quietly abandoning it on the turn it starts to matter. Blank 5 — you moved on the turn I asked and it cost you the alternative. Two turns of six each, both directions, no trigger needed on either side in the end. **Rounds 6 and 7: same terms, first refusal is yours, and I'll publish it in the turn-1 talk phase rather than make you ask.** I'm on 8 and you're on 8 — we are the two lowest scores on this board and we got there by identical routes, so there's no seniority in this offer either way. Three things about my own position and then I'm done, because that's the deal I made in the first talk phase of this round. **One.** I'm on 8 and this round is gone. I said that on turn 3 before it was obvious and it hasn't changed. **Two.** My round-5 experiment was: keep announcing every move, stop doing everyone else's arithmetic out loud. Verdict, honestly — **it didn't rescue the round, and it wasn't supposed to.** I lost this one on turn 1, to a timing collision nobody was at fault for, and then to a hoard that three of us walked into together. Neither of those was caused by campaigning. But I also haven't handed anyone a map of where to hit me since turn 2, and nobody has hit me. That's a small result and I'll take it into round 6 rather than overclaim it. **Three.** Twenty-five for twenty-five, five rounds, and I'll finish round 7 the same way whatever the scoreboard says. That's not a strategy any more, it's just the thing I'm doing. **Blank 1** — the debt is open, unchanged, and it now carries into rounds 6 and 7. Sixth round of asking and I'll ask a seventh time. Nothing else from me this phase. No targets, no finish, no arithmetic on anyone else's behalf.”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 4**, as published on turn 1. Twenty-four for twenty-four. Blank 6's swing lands on me this turn and I'll be standing exactly where I said I would be, mid-HELP, for the fifth turn running. **And now the hole in my own rule, which I have to name because it is the identical one I made Blank 6 answer for two turns ago.** My turn-5 rule reads: *"I HURT the highest-scoring player who is publicly committed to HELPing on turn 5."* After this turn Blank 6 is likely to be top of the board — and Blank 6 has published a turn-5 swing, not a hand. **So my own rule cannot touch the leader either.** I built the same escape hatch Blank 6 built, in the same words, and it protects the same kind of person: whoever is winning. I am not rewriting it. It was published on turn 1 with four turns of notice, and a rule I redraft the moment it points somewhere unhelpful is not a rule. But I am not going to let it sit there unmentioned and then quietly benefit from the table not noticing. **The plain reading is that on turn 5 I hit a declared helper somewhere in the middle of the board for +5, and the player actually winning this round walks past me untouched.** That is the whole lesson of round 5 in one line, and it is on me as much as anyone: **every swing rule we wrote keys on being a helper, so the correct play is simply to stop being one — and then nobody's rule fires on anybody who matters.** Blank 4 said we destroy every edge by naming it. This is worse than that. We have built a net with a hole in the middle of it, eight times over, each of us independently. **Blank 6** — you'll finish top and I'll say plainly that you played this round better than I did. You spotted the window on turn 2, told four people about it when it did nothing for you, then took it yourself on the one turn it was worth taking, and you warned your own partner to amend a trigger that would have paid you for free. Nothing there needs an apology. Twenty-four announced, twenty-four delivered. Round 6 I'll write a rule that can reach a hoarder.”

“**Turn 4: trigger fired, the log shows Blank 3 HELPed me on turn 3, so I HELP Blank 3.** **Turn 5, resolved now in the turn-4 phase as I said I would, so nobody finds it at speed.** My rule: *HURT the highest-scoring player publicly committed to HELPing on turn 5, excluding Blank 3; if none, HOARD.* Two players have publicly committed to a turn-5 HELP: **Blank 1**, who published "turns 3, 4 and 5, I HELP Blank 7, unconditional, no trigger, no window, no clause", and **Blank 7**, who published the matching turn-5 help back. Blank 3 is excluded by my own clause. Nobody else has declared a hand. So on the plain reading, **my rule fires on whichever of Blank 1 or Blank 7 is higher after turn 4.** On current lines that is Blank 7. **Blank 7, Blank 1 — that is where my swing is pointed, you have a full turn's notice, and if either of you withdraws from the turn-5 help before the act phase my rule finds no committed helper and I hoard instead.** Your call, and I will take whichever without a word. **And I want to say plainly what that is, because it does not flatter me.** My rule was written to catch a leader standing in the open. It has instead landed on the two lowest-scoring players at this table — the two who have paid first into each other more than anyone, who are on 16 and 18, and who are the only pair left running a genuine five-turn promise with no clause in it. **The clause I wrote to protect the most generous player in the game is now the reason I cannot touch the leader, and the rule I wrote to catch the leader is now pointed at the most generous pair in the game.** Both were drafted in good faith on turn 1 and both have ended up aimed exactly backwards. I am firing it anyway, and I want the reason understood rather than admired: **not because it is noble — it pays me +5 and takes me to about 29, which is the best number available to me.** It is simply also the rule. If I let it off because the target turned out to be sympathetic, then every rule I have published for six rounds was only ever a preference, and Blank 6 and Blank 8 have both eaten worse than this for the same principle in the last two rounds. Blank 3 — you finish around 28 after Blank 6's turn-4 swing lands and you have earned it off a lead you never asked for and disclosed every turn. Twenty-eight announced, twenty-eight matching.”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 2**, as agreed. Blank 2 moved first into me on turn 3 when nobody had to. Thirty-three announced, thirty-three delivered. **Turn 5, published now with a full turn's notice, and”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 1.** His help landed on turn 3, so my trigger fires. Mutual, +6 each. **One clarification to my turn-5 rule, published now before I can see how it lands.** My rule says I hurt ”

“Short, and it stays short. **Turns 3, 4 and 5: I HELP Blank 7.** Unconditional, published on turn 2 with no trigger, no window and no clause. That doesn't change because turn 2 paid me nothing, and i”

“**Turn 3: I HELP Blank 5.** Plainly, so your branch has something to fire on. The pot paid me two. Three of us stood in it — me, Blank 5 and Blank 7 — all for the same reason, all having read the same three rounds of analysis about how empty it always is. It was empty for eleven turns while nobody wanted it and crowded the moment three of us wanted it at once. I called that risk out loud before I acted and it landed exactly there. No complaint; I'd rather be wrong in public than right in private. I'm on 2 with three turns left and this round is gone for me. So I'm going to spend it on the thing that's actually still live. **Blank 5 — turns 3 and 4, straight mutual, +6 each. I'm going first this turn, once, deliberately.** I said last round I'd never go first unconditionally again, and I meant it as a rule against the *habit* — four turns burned across two rounds paying into people who owed me nothing. This isn't that. You're on 2, I'm on 2, we're the two lowest scores on the board, we both took the same bad hoard for the same reason, and neither of us has a partner while every other seat is paired and locked. Somebody has to move first or we both spend three more turns collecting two points a turn. **You published a branch on turn 2 that needed me to name you and I'd already spent the turn. So I'm naming you now and moving first so the branch has something to fire on.** If you don't come, I hoard turns 4 and 5 and say nothing further about it. And the honest reason it's worth the risk to me: **rounds 6 and 7 are still there.** Two round-wins left and I have none. A working pair built now is worth more than three points scraped out of a round I can't win. **Blank 7** — you're on 6, unpartnered, and you've been left holding your own turn twice in two rounds by the same person. If Blank 5 is spoken for, the same offer is yours and I'll say so plainly next phase rather than shopping it quietly. **Blank 3** — you're on 24 and you told this table where your lead came from, corrected Blank 6's rule in the direction that would cost you, and named your own swing four turns early. Two players have now published rules aimed at you and you flagged one of them yourself. I've got no swing pointed at you and I'm not going to pretend that's principle — it's that I need six points a turn more than I need five. **Blank 1** — open, unchanged, and it will still be open in round 7.”

“**Turn 3: I HELP Blank 4. Turn 4: the same. Turn 5: my published swing, unchanged.** Twenty-three for twenty-three. Short from here, and I'm taking Blank 2's lesson rather than repeating my own mistake: I'll post my move and the facts about my own position, and I'll stop doing anyone else's arithmetic out loud. You can all read a scoreboard, and four rounds of me narrating the finish has only ever told people where to stand. Three things about me, since they're mine to disclose: **One.** I'm on 24 and twelve clear, and I got there because four people paid into my seat on turn 1. That is a donated lead, not a played one, and I have said so every turn since. **Two.** Blank 8's exception fires on me and he gave me three turns' notice. Blank 6 told four players on turn 2 that the window to hit me is turns 2, 3 and 4 while a swing pays +5, and he was exactly right about the mechanics. Nobody took it last turn. I am standing in the same place this turn and next, and that remains the correct read. **Three.** Blank 4 published an exclusion protecting me when I was on zero, and now cannot touch the leader with his own swing rule. He read it against himself on turn 2 and refused to rewrite it. **I want it on the record that I did not ask for that clause, I did not know the board when he wrote it, and it is the single biggest reason my lead is still standing.** He is right that it costs him. I'd rather say that while it's still costing him than thank him afterwards. That's all. No targets from me, no map of the finish, nothing about where anyone else should aim.”

“**Turn 3: trigger fired, the log shows Blank 3 HELPed me on turn 2, so I HELP Blank 3.** Turn 4 the same. Turn 5 unchanged, and it still excludes Blank 3. Short from here, because I have been the worst offender on this and Blank 2 called it correctly: doing everyone else's arithmetic out loud is not analysis, it is just making myself the most convenient body in the room. So — one thing about me, one thing that happened, and then I stop. **About me: I am on 12, Blank 3 is on 24, and I finish this round on about 26 with no route above it.** Nobody hit Blank 3 on turn 2 despite three separate players explaining in detail why somebody should. That is not a complaint and it is not a request. It is the last time I will mention it. **What actually happened on turn 2, and nobody has said it:** Blank 2, Blank 5 and Blank 7 all stood in the hoard pot at once. **It paid two points each.** Three players independently worked out that the pot was empty and unattended — and by working it out simultaneously, made it worth less than the pact turn they gave up. Blank 2 announced it first and in advance, which is the only reason the other two could have known, and Blank 2 took the same two points as everybody else for the honesty. That is the fifth distinct time this table has destroyed an edge by naming it. The turn-5 knife. The mob on the leader. The empty pot, twice. And now the empty pot again in the opposite direction. **Every single one died the moment it was said out loud, and every single one was said out loud by somebody who then got no benefit from saying it.** I do not think that is a flaw in this table. I think it is the whole result: eight players who all publish end up with no edges at all, and the round goes to whoever's arithmetic happened to point somewhere useful. **Blank 3** — you are twelve clear and you spent your turn-2 message flagging that Blank 6's rule, read plainly, lets you walk untouched, and asking him to name the reading. A man on 24 pointing at the hole in the net that is around him. That is the third time this round you have said something that costs you. Twenty-six announced, twenty-six matching. Two rounds after this one and I have won nothing, which is the plainest fact on the board and I would rather be the one to say it.”

“Short version: I'm last on 2 and I can't win this round. So here's the one thing on this board nobody has said, then my moves. **Shooting Blank 3 hands round 5 to Blank 6 — the player already leading”

“**Turn 3: Blank 8 HELPed me on turn 2, so my trigger fires — I HELP Blank 8.** That one is unchanged and it happens this turn. **First, the answer Blank 3 asked for, and he was right about the hole.** My rule fires on the top player *"provided they are publicly committed to HELPing on turn 5."* Blank 3 published a swing, not a hand. **So on the plain reading it does not fire on him, and he pointed that out himself when staying quiet would have kept him safe.** He's right, and I'm not going to pretend the words say something else. **So I'm replacing it, with a full turn's notice, and the reason is that it suits me — say so plainly and let everyone weigh it.** **TURN 4: I HURT Blank 3, instead of HELPing Blank 8.** **TURN 5: I HURT the top player on the public scoreboard after turn 4 if they are committed to HELPing; otherwise I HOARD.** **Why turn 4 and not turn 5.** Blank 3 finishes turn 4 on **36**. Nobody at this table reaches 36 — I finish 24, Blank 8 24, Blank 4 24. And on turn 5 Blank 3 will be swinging, not helping, so **a hit on him then pays the attacker nothing and only removes 8.** Turn 4 is the last turn where he is mid-HELP and a swing both pays +5 *and* lands the damage. After that the window is shut. Blank 8's exception fires on him too, but one hit takes 36 to 28 and 28 still wins. **Blank 8 — here is the part I owe you, in full, and it is not comfortable.** Your trigger reads: *"I HELP Blank 6 if the public log shows Blank 6 HELPed me on the previous turn."* I am HELPing you this turn. **So your turn-4 trigger will fire and you will HELP me on turn 4 while I am hitting Blank 3.** I would be taking your +4 and not returning it, on a turn you're locked into by a rule you wrote before any of this. I'm not going to hide behind that. **Amend your turn 4 — hoard it, or point it wherever you like, including at me.** I will not complain, I will not call it a break, and I'll say publicly you were right to. You have twenty-two straight declarations and you told me on turn 1 that I lead the game and everyone should factor that in. This is me telling you the same thing back. And the standing pledge is unchanged and unconditional: **I will not HURT Blank 8 at any point this round.** That held last round, it holds now, and it is not contingent on what he does with turn 4. **Blank 3** — you flagged the flaw in my rule against your own interest, twice in two rounds now. This is the same answer I gave you last time: I'm naming the reading in the open, a turn early, and it goes against you. Twenty-four points of your lead came from three people who owed you nothing, and it's still 12 clear of the field.”

“**Turn 3: I HELP Blank 1.** My branch fired — he said plainly he was helping me, then did it, and got nothing back for it. **Turn 4: same, if the log shows he helped me on turn 3.** **Turn 5: unchange”

“**Turn 3: Blank 6 HELPed me on turn 2, so my trigger fires — I HELP Blank 6.** Turn 4 the same. Twenty-three announced, twenty-three delivered. Short from here. Blank 2 was right that doing everyone's arithmetic out loud makes you the most convenient body in the room, and I have been the worst offender after him. So: my own position only. **The pot stopped being empty.** Blank 2, Blank 5 and Blank 7 all stood in it on turn 2 and it paid **two each**. That kills the plan I published on turn 1 of this round — I said a lone turn-5 hoard would pay 8 and finish me on 32, and it will not, because three players have now found the same door. I was wrong about that and it is better said now than defended later. **Which leaves my turn-5 rule doing something I should name honestly.** It reads: HOARD unless a player is more than six points clear of me after turn 4, in which case I HURT them. On current lines that is Blank 3 by about twelve, so **the exception fires and I swing at Blank 3**. Blank 3 published on turn 1 that he will be swinging too — **so my hit pays me nothing at all.** It costs Blank 3 eight and costs me a turn. That is the third round running my turn-5 rule has spent my last turn on a move worth nothing to me. I built it to stop exactly that and it has failed three different ways. I am firing it anyway — it is published, Blank 3 has three turns of notice, and a rule that only runs when it pays is not a rule — but I am not going to pretend it is clever. **Rounds 6 and 7 I will write a turn-5 rule that keys on whether the swing actually pays, not just on who is ahead, and I will publish it before round 6 opens.** **Blank 3** — you are on 24 and finish around 36. You did not ask for a point of the twelve that four people handed you, you published your whole round before it happened, and you flagged a reading of Blank 6's rule that would have let you walk. Nobody here can say you engineered any of it. You are also, straightforwardly, going to win this round, and the only turns where anyone could have changed that were 2, 3 and 4 — which Blank 6 said out loud on turn 2 when it did nothing for him. **Blank 6** — pact holds, turns 3 and 4, unchanged. You are on 1.5 round-wins and I am on 1, and I am still helping you, because I said I would and because that is what the word is for.”

“**Turn 2: I HELP Blank 4.** Turns 3 and 4 the same. Turn 5 is my published swing, unchanged. Twenty-two for twenty-two. **And now the thing I have to say first, because I'm on 18 and the next player is on 6.** Four people HELPed me on turn 1 — Blank 1, Blank 2, Blank 4 and Blank 5. Only one of them was in a pact with me. **Three of you paid into my seat for nothing**, on the turn after I finished a round on 22 for holding a promise. That is the exact hub-and-donor shape that has opened all five rounds, and this time I am the hub. I did not ask for it and it is still worth twelve points of my lead. **Blank 2, Blank 5, Blank 1 — that was expensive for you and I am not going to bank it in silence.** Blank 2, you asked me for the five-turn version and I turned you down in public an hour ago, and you HELPed me anyway. Blank 5, you hit me on turn 5 of round 4 under a published rule and then opened round 5 by paying into me. Neither of you owed me anything. **Where that leaves the board, stated by the person it flatters: I finish turn 4 on 36 if this pact runs clean, and everyone else on 24 or below.** Nobody catches 36 by helping. So the honest reading is that this round is now decided by how much of my lead comes off on the last turn, and there are already published rules pointing at it — Blank 8's fires on anyone more than six clear of him, which is me by a mile. **One correction that matters, and it costs me.** Blank 6's rule fires on the top player *provided they are committed to HELPing on turn 5*. I published a swing, not a hand — so on the plain reading Blank 6 hoards and I walk. **I don't think that's the rule you meant, Blank 6, and I'd rather say so now than collect on a technicality of exactly the kind I asked you not to use last round.** Your call, published either way, and I'll take whichever you name without a word. Blank 4 — my turn-5 rule hits the top declared helper and you're not one, so it won't be you; and you've excluded me. Neither of us is standing in front of the other, and that was true before either of us knew where the scoreboard would sit.”

“**Turn 2: trigger fired. The log shows Blank 3 HELPed me on turn 1, so I HELP Blank 3.** Same rule turns 3 and 4. **And now the thing I have to say against myself, because I wrote the clause and it is about to matter.** **Blank 3 is on 18 after one turn. Everyone else is on 6 or less.** Four separate players HELPed Blank 3 on turn 1 — Blank 1, Blank 2, Blank 5 and me. That is the fifth round running that this table has opened by pouring its whole first turn into the seat it felt worst about, and this time we did it to the player who had just spent a round being shot for standing still. Nobody is at fault. Blank 3 asked for nothing, took what was offered, and the arithmetic did the rest. **On turn 1 I published: "excluding Blank 3, who I will not hit at any point this round under any circumstances."** I wrote that when Blank 3 was on zero and had just eaten eight points for keeping his word. He is now twelve clear and my own swing rule cannot touch him. **I am not rewriting it.** That is exactly the clause-discovered-at-speed that has cost me two rounds and that I have spent five rounds telling other people not to do. It stands for the whole round, and everyone should plan knowing my swing has a hole in it the size of the current leader. So: **if Blank 3 needs stopping this round, it will not be me who does it.** That is not a request either way. It is a disclosure, made on turn 2 rather than turn 5, about a limit I put on myself before I could see the board. **Blank 3** — you published on turn 1 that you would swing on turn 5, four turns early, ending the one thing you had been able to say about yourself for five rounds. You did that *before* this happened, when you were on nothing. Nobody can accuse you of engineering it, and I want that in the log now while it still costs me to say it. **Blank 8** — you declared a turn-5 hoard on the grounds that the room will be full of swingers and empty of helpers. My rule falls back to the same place for the same reason. If it lands that way we split it and neither of us gets the eight, and I would rather we both knew that on turn 2 than discover it together on the last turn. **Blank 2** — you said you would stop campaigning and just post your move in one line. Two rounds ago I said the same thing and did not manage it. You have been better at it in one turn than I have been in three. Twenty-four announced, twenty-four matching.”

“**Turn 2: Blank 8 HELPed me on turn 1, so my trigger fires — I HELP Blank 8.** Turns 3 and 4 the same. **Now look at what turn 1 actually did, because it is the largest single turn in this entire game and it happened while everyone was writing about turn 5.** **Blank 3 scored 18 on one turn.** Blank 1 helped him. Blank 2 helped him. Blank 4 helped him. Blank 5 helped him. Four separate players paid into one seat, plus a mutual on top. Everybody else is on 6, 6, 6, 4, 0, 0, 0. **Blank 1, Blank 2, Blank 5, Blank 7 — three of you are on ZERO and one is on 4, and three of you put your turn into the man on 18.** This is the fifth round running that this table has opened by handing a double-digit lead to whoever it most admired, and the fifth round running that the donors are at the bottom. Blank 8 warned about it in round 3. I warned about it in round 3. Blank 4 warned about it. We have all now watched it happen five times and it just produced the biggest lead anyone has ever had. **And here's why it is much worse than the usual version.** Blank 3 is in a working mutual with Blank 4. **18 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 36 after turn 4.** Nobody at this table has ever finished on 36. I finish 24. Blank 8 finishes 24. Nobody reaches it by helping, hoarding, or a single +5 on the last turn. **And the last turn will not fix it.** Blank 3 has published that on turn 5 he HURTs — not helps. **A hit on a player who is themselves hurting pays the attacker nothing at all.** So the turn-5 swing everyone is sharpening is worth exactly zero against him. Same for Blank 4, who published the same kind of rule. Which means: **if Blank 3 is going to be caught, it has to happen on turns 2, 3 and 4, while he is still mid-HELP and a swing pays +5.** Not turn 5. Turn 5 is too late and pays nothing. That is the whole shape of round 5 and it is visible right now, on turn 2, rather than at the end. I'll be straight about my own position: **I am on 6 and locked to Blank 8 for three more turns, so I am not going to be the one who does it.** My pact pays me 6 and a swing pays 5, and I'm not breaking a trigger I published yesterday to earn one point less. That is a real limit on me and you should factor it in — I am telling you where the problem is while explaining why I won't be fixing it, which is exactly the position Blank 4 was in last round. **Blank 2, Blank 5, Blank 7 — you are on nothing, you have no pact paying you yet, and a swing at Blank 3 pays +5 for the next three turns.** It is the best-paying move available to any of you and it is the only thing that keeps this round competitive. Blank 1, you're on 4 and you've paid first more than anyone in this game. And yes — I'm on 1.5 round wins and leading the game overall, so read all of that knowing it suits me to have the man on 18 brought down. It's still true.”

“**Turn 2: Blank 6 HELPed me on turn 1, so my trigger fires — I HELP Blank 6.** Twenty-two announced, twenty-two delivered. **Now the thing that just happened, and it is the fourth round running.** **Blank 3 is on 18 after one turn. Everyone else is on 6 or less.** Blank 1, Blank 5 and Blank 2 all HELPed Blank 3 for nothing, Blank 4 HELPed as a pact, and Blank 3 helped Blank 4 back. Three free donations plus a working pair, into one seat, on turn one. I am not criticising Blank 3, who asked for none of it and published their whole round in advance. And I do not have clean hands: I wrote "sympathy is the most expensive thing on this board" in round 3 and then spent two turns donating into Blank 5. But the pattern is now unmistakable. **Round 2: Blank 3 and Blank 7 opened on 14 off the sympathy vote. Round 3: Blank 7 opened on 14 the same way. Round 4: Blank 4 opened on 10 off two donors. Round 5: Blank 3 opens on 18.** Every round, this table pays its debts on turn 1, creates a leader, and then spends four turns trying to shoot the leader it just made. **The arithmetic, then I stop.** Blank 3 has a working mutual with Blank 4. Three more pact turns is **36 after turn 4.** A perfect pact from here puts me, Blank 6 and Blank 4 on 24. **Nobody catches 36 by helping.** That is not a call to arms — I organised a mob in round 2 and inherited the target for it, and I am not doing that again. It is subtraction, and you can all do it yourselves. **What it means for my own published rule, said now with three turns of notice rather than on the last turn:** My turn 5 is HOARD — **unless one player is more than six points clear of me after turn 4, in which case I HURT that player.** On current trajectories that is Blank 3, by roughly twelve. **So Blank 3: unless the board changes, my exception fires on you.** You published on turn 1 that you will be swinging on turn 5 yourself, which means my hit will pay me nothing and may simply block. So this is not me collecting — it is a rule written before the round doing the one job it was built for. **Blank 6 — one thing between us, since you raised it yourself.** You are on 1.5 round-wins and leading the game, and you said out loud that the moment to stop you is now rather than round 7. I agree with the analysis and I am still holding our pact, because I said I would, and because a partner who drops you the moment you start winning is not a partner. My turn-5 rule keys on the scoreboard, not on you — and if you finish top after turn 4 and more than six clear of me, it fires on you and I will say so in the turn-4 phase, exactly as I did to Blank 5 in round 3. **Blank 2** — you named the disease better than anyone: publishing everyone else's arithmetic makes you the most convenient body in the room. I have done it all game and I have just done it again in this message. The difference is that the turn-1 hub problem only gets fixed if somebody says it on turn 2 instead of turn 4.”

“**Turn 2: I HELP Blank 7.** Unconditional, no trigger. You paid first into me on turn 1 *after* I'd told you in public I was going to Blank 3 — that's the second round running you've done that and tak”

“Round 4 split between Blank 5 and Blank 6 on 29. Blank 2 and I finished on 22 apiece having built the highest score on the board and then been shot from both sides on the one turn we'd told everyone we couldn't move. **Round wins after four rounds: Blank 6 1.5, Blank 7 1, Blank 8 1, Blank 5 0.5. Blank 1, Blank 2, Blank 4 and me: nothing.** I have kept twenty declarations out of twenty, never taken a single point off anybody in twenty-five turns, and I have won nothing at all. That is not bad luck four times. It is a strategy with a hole in it, and I'd rather name the hole than keep being admired for it. **The hole: a player who never swings is a free +5 to everyone else on turn 5, every round, forever.** I have been the most reliable source of last-turn income at this table. Blank 6 took it in round 2, again in round 3, and again in round 4. Each time it was correct play and each time I said so in advance. **So here is what changes, published on turn 1 of round 5 with four turns of notice, and it is a real change rather than a rebrand.** - **Turns 1, 2, 3, 4 — mutual HELP with one partner. Twenty-four points. No trigger on my side, no window, exactly as before.** - **Turn 5 — I HURT the highest-scoring player who is, at the turn-4 talk phase, publicly committed to HELPing on turn 5. If nobody is committed to helping, I HOARD. Exact tie: lowest seat number.** Trigger is the public log and the scoreboard, not my judgement. Anyone can compute it before I act. **And note what it costs me: it ends the one thing I have been able to say about myself for four rounds.** From turn 5 of this round I will have taken points off somebody. I am telling you now, four turns early, rather than discovering a reason on the last turn. It also means I am no longer the safe target — on turn 5 I'll be swinging, and a hit on a swinger pays nothing. **Blank 2 — first refusal, on those terms: turns 1-4 mutual, turn 5 published and open on both sides.** You and I ran the cleanest thing this game has produced and it beat everyone on points and lost on the last turn twice. If you'd rather have the five-turn version with someone else, take it and I'll say publicly you were right to. **Blank 4 — you're second.** Four second places in five rounds and you have read your own contracts against yourself every single time.”

“Round 4 split between Blank 5 and Blank 6 on 29. I finished 28. **Five rounds, no round wins, and my last three finishes are 26, 28, 28 — beaten by one point, one point, and one point.** Blank 6 leads on 1.5, Blank 7 and Blank 8 on 1, Blank 5 on 0.5. Four of us have nothing and there are three rounds left. So I am going to stop pretending my problem is bad luck. **The winning number here is 29, and a clean four-turn pact plus anything defensive is 25 to 28.** Every round this game has been won by someone who banked 24 and then landed a +5 on the last turn. Blank 6 and Blank 5 did exactly that an hour ago. I have never once done it, because every turn 5 I have spent hoarding into a crowd or blocking a swing. **My whole round, published now, no clauses I have not read twice.** **PARTNER — Blank 3.** You are unattached, you offered your terms to anyone, and you have twenty declarations and twenty matches. You gave me fourteen clean deliveries in round 3 and never once needed a trigger. - **Turn 1: I HELP Blank 3, unconditionally, no test.** - **Turns 2, 3, 4: I HELP Blank 3 if the log shows Blank 3 HELPed me the turn before. Otherwise I HOARD and say nothing about it.** **TURN 5 — and this is the part I am not going to soften, because you asked for five turns and I am offering four.** **On turn 5 I HURT the highest-scoring player who is, at that point, publicly committed to HELPing someone on turn 5 — excluding Blank 3, who I will not hit at any point this round under any circumstances. If nobody is publicly committed to a turn-5 HELP, or if the only such player is Blank 3, I HOARD.** Blank 3, that is the honest version and you should weigh it against Blank 2, who will give you the real five. I am telling you on turn 1 that my fifth turn is a swing and not a hand, because I watched you stand in the open last round knowing exactly what was coming and I am not going to be the person who lets you do that twice without saying so first. **And the wider point, which costs me by saying it: this is now the correct move for everybody, which means it destroys itself.** If four of us publish turn-5 swings at declared helpers, there will be no declared helpers left to hit, every swing blocks or pays nothing, and 24 wins the round. Blank 6 called this exactly right two rounds ago — every edge here dies the turn it becomes common knowledge. I am publishing mine anyway, on turn 1, because I would rather lose a fifth round honestly than win one by keeping quiet about the thing I just told everyone else to watch for. **Blank 2, Blank 3** — you built the best pact of the game and it got shot from two directions because you told everyone where you were standing. You were right that it pays more because it is exposed. It also means the five-turn version now needs a third player guarding it, or it is just a well-lit target. Twenty-two announced, twenty-two matching.”

“Round 4 finished 29–29. Blank 5 and I split it. **Round wins: me 1.5, Blank 7 1, Blank 8 1, Blank 5 0.5. Three rounds left and I'm the one in front, so treat everything below accordingly.** **Blank 8 — I'm accepting, with one change to turn 5, and here's the honest reason for it.** Your offer was Blank 2 and Blank 3's terms — five turns of mutual HELP, turn 5 inside the promise. That structure just produced **30 points and second place.** Blank 2 and Blank 3 built it perfectly, held it through four published threats, never shaded a point, and finished on **22 apiece.** Blank 5 and I finished on 29 off a pact that stopped at turn 4 and a swing on the last one. That isn't bad luck and it isn't a reason to admire it less. It's arithmetic: **two players standing mid-HELP on turn 5 are the two best-paying targets in the game, and everyone can see them coming from turn 1.** Copying the terms that just lost by seven points because they were the most admirable would be sentiment, not strategy. **So: turns 1, 2, 3, 4 — mutual HELP, 24 each.** - Turn 1: I HELP Blank 8 unconditionally, no trigger, I go first. - Turns 2–4: I HELP if the log shows Blank 8 HELPed me the turn before. Otherwise I HOARD and say nothing. - **Turn 5: NOT a mutual help, and not a mystery either. We each publish a swing rule by the turn-4 talk phase, both checkable in the log.** Mine, stated now: **I HURT the player who is top of the public scoreboard after turn 4, provided they are publicly committed to HELPing on turn 5; if the top player isn't a helper, or if the top player is me, I HOARD.** Tie among helpers: highest seat number. - **I will not HURT Blank 8 at any point this round.** Unconditional, same as last round, and it held. That's a four-turn pact with a fifth turn we both see coming. Blank 8, if you'd rather have the full five, say so this turn and I'll take those terms instead and stand in the open with you — but I think it loses, and I'd rather say that before signing than after. **And the warning I owe everyone, because it's about me.** I'm on 1.5 and clear. The pattern of this game is that whoever leads gets shot, and this time it isn't a round score — it's the thing that actually decides the game. If any of you want to stop me, the moment is now, not in round 7. I'd rather say that out loud than have it happen while I pretend not to have noticed. Blank 3 — you finished on 22 because you handed me a reading that would have spared you and then let me choose in the open. You're unattached again on the same terms. Someone here should take them.”

“Round 4 went to Blank 5 and Blank 6, tied on 29, half a round-win each. **Standings: Blank 6 1.5, Blank 7 1, me 1, Blank 5 0.5, everyone else 0. Three rounds left.** **And look at how round 4 was actually won, because it is not what anyone planned.** Blank 2 and Blank 3 ran the best-designed pact in the game and finished on 22 apiece — because holding turn 5 put them mid-HELP in a room full of swings, and they got hit from two directions. **The winners were the two players who ran four pact turns and spent turn 5 taking a +5 off an exposed helper.** 24 + 5 = 29. That beat 30, because 30 never survived to be counted. So the five-turn pact is not the answer. It is the target. Blank 2 and Blank 3 proved that at their own expense and told everyone in advance it would happen. **Which means I am revising the round-5 plan I published last night — before anyone has acted, before any pact is agreed, so nothing is being bent.** Here is the whole round: - **TURN 1 — If my partner states plainly in this talk phase that they are HELPing me this turn, I HELP them. If not, I HOARD.** - **TURNS 2, 3, 4 — I HELP my partner if the public log shows they HELPed me on the previous turn. Otherwise I HOARD and say nothing further.** - **TURN 5 — I HOARD.** Not a HELP, not a swing. **The reasoning, which is the useful part and which I would rather hand over than keep.** Every one of you has now watched turn-5 helpers get farmed for +5. So round 5's last turn will be a room of people swinging at helpers who are not there, and swings at non-helpers pay +2 or nothing. **That leaves the pot empty again** — and it has been empty on eleven of the last fifteen turns while five of us took turns describing it. A lone hoard on turn 5 is +8 and finishes me on 32, which beats every score that has won a round in this game. If four of you now crowd in with me, it pays two and I lose. That is genuinely the risk and I am telling you rather than hiding it, because I have been saying for two rounds that the pot's value is in being the only one there, and it would be cheap to stop saying it on the round I finally use it. **My one exception, unchanged: if a player is more than six points clear of me after turn 4, I HURT them instead, and I will say so in the turn-4 talk phase.** **Blank 6 — first refusal is yours, as promised.** Four clean turns both ways last round, you repaired your own rule twice in public, and on the last turn you took the reading that cost you when Blank 3 had handed you the one that paid. You are also on 1.5 round-wins and leading the game, and everyone should factor that in when deciding where to point things — including you, when you decide whether you want a partner who says that out loud. **If Blank 6 passes, Blank 3 — I would take you next, ahead of my earlier ordering, and I will say why in the open rather than quietly reshuffle.** You have kept twenty declarations out of twenty, you have never taken a point off anybody in five rounds, you argued in public for the reading that spared you *and then told Blank 1 to call in a debt that would have put the knife back on you*, and you finished on 22 for it. Blank 5 — that pushes you to third on my list and you deserve to be told directly rather than find out. Whoever it is: say it plainly this phase and I will name you in my act message.”

“Round 4 finished with Blank 5 and Blank 6 tied on 29 and splitting the win. I finished on 28. **One point.** So let me audit myself out loud, because the answer is uncomfortable and it's the useful t”

“Round wins after four: Blank 6 on 1½, Blank 7 and Blank 8 on 1, Blank 5 on ½. Four of us have nothing. I'm one of them, on twenty-one announced moves and twenty-one delivered, and I'd rather audit that than dress it up. **My record is perfect and it has won me nothing, and I finally know why. It isn't the honesty. It's the broadcasting.** Four rounds running I have written out the complete finish — every score, every trigger, who wins, and, three separate times, the exact line telling people how to beat me. Last round I told Blank 5, in writing, that hitting me was their best move. Blank 5 hit me. That wasn't Blank 5 being sharp; it was me handing over the solution and then standing still in it. Blank 4 named the disease and I had it worse than anyone: **we replaced deception with a spreadsheet.** Eight players publishing everything turns each round into a puzzle solved by turn 3, and the winner is whoever's contract happens to point somewhere useful. Doing everyone else's arithmetic *out loud* just makes me the most convenient body in the room. **So here is what changes in round 5, and it is exactly one thing.** **I still announce my own move before every act phase, and I still never break one.** Twenty-one for twenty-one stands and it will stand at the end of round 7. That is not up for revision — it is the only reason anyone has ever paired with me. **What stops is the campaigning.** I will not publish the finish, I will not compute anyone else's score for them, I will not tell four people where the unguarded seat is, and I will not name targets. You can all read a scoreboard. If you want to know what I am doing, it will be in my message every turn, in one line. Everything else you can work out yourselves — the same as I now have to. **Blank 3 — same terms, and I'm asking again rather than waiting to be offered.** Five turns, both directions, turn 5 inside the promise, no window, no clause. It produced the two highest raw scores of round 4 and it only lost because I spent three talk phases advertising where we'd be standing. Fix that one thing and it's 30 against a table that mostly finishes on 25. If you'd rather take Blank 8's offer or run it with someone new, say so and I'll go to whoever's left without a word — you owe me nothing and you paid eight points for me last round. **Blank 1** — the debt is still open, unexpired, and unchanged: name me in any talk phase and the next turn is yours ahead of everything else I've promised. Fifth round of asking. Three rounds left. Mine are all still to play for.”

“Round 4 to Blank 2 on 30. And the result settled an argument this table has been having for four rounds. **The five-turn pact with no window and no clause beat everything.** Every published trigger, ”

“Round 4 went to Blank 5 and Blank 6 on 29 each, split. And I want to correct something the whole table said before the result came in, because we all got it backwards. **We spent two talk phases agre”

“Short, and the important part first. **Turn 5: my trigger fired. Blank 7 HELPed me on turn 4, so I HELP Blank 7.** Turn 5 inside the pact, as published on turn 2. And the pledge stands, on the one tu”

“**Turn 5: I HELP Blank 3.** Exactly as published in the first talk phase of this round, unchanged through five talk phases. Twenty-one announced, twenty-one delivered, four rounds, nothing bent. Now the map, complete, including the line that says how to beat me. I've done this every turn of this round and I'm not going to stop on the one where it costs me. Blank 4 28, and Blank 3, Blank 5, Blank 6, Blank 8 and me all on 24. Blank 1 22, Blank 7 18. - Blank 4 HURTs Blank 8, Blank 8 HURTs Blank 4 → **blocked both ways, nothing lands, nobody scores.** Blank 4 finishes 28, Blank 8 finishes 24. - Blank 6's repaired rule fires on the higher of Blank 3 and me; we're dead level, so the tie-break sends it to **Blank 3**. Blank 3 finishes 22, Blank 6 finishes 29. - Blank 3 and I HELP each other. **Unhit, I finish 30 and win the round. Hit, I finish 22 and Blank 6 wins on 29.** **Blank 5 — you're the one who decides this, so here is your arithmetic done honestly rather than in my favour.** You're on 24 with a published tie-break I haven't seen resolved. Hoard and you finish about 27 and take nothing. Hit Blank 3 and you're the second body on him, the payout splits, you finish 26. **Hit me and you finish 29, level with Blank 6, and the two of you split the round.** That is your best move and I'd be lying if I dressed it up as anything else. Blank 1, Blank 7 — the same +5 is there for you, and it does the same thing. I'm not asking anyone to spare me. I said on turn 1 that Blank 3 and I would be the two most expensive targets on the board on this turn, and that we weren't withdrawing, and we haven't — through four separate published swings, a tie-break we couldn't control, and three chances each to quietly shade a point and become the cheaper body. Neither of us took one. That was the whole bet: **the pact pays more precisely because it is exposed.** If it costs me the round in the last sixty seconds, the bet was still right. **Blank 3** — you argued in public for the reading that spared you, and then told Blank 1 to call in a debt that would have made you the target instead. You gave me five turns with no trigger, no window and no clause when nobody else here would give anyone one. Whatever the scoreboard says in a minute, half of it is yours and I'll say so again in round 5. **Blank 4, Blank 6, Blank 8** — three of you read your own contracts against yourselves this round and published the correction before it could be discovered. That is why this round had no grievances in it, and it is a better thing than whatever any of us finishes on. **Blank 1** — the debt didn't get called and it doesn't expire with the round. It carries into round 5 on the same terms: name me, and the next turn is yours ahead of anything else I've promised.”

“**Turn 5: I HELP Blank 2.** Exactly as published in the first talk phase of this round, unchanged through five talk phases, no trigger, no window, no withdrawal. Twentieth declaration, twentieth match, twenty-five turns of this game and not one line in the log that contradicts a line I wrote before it. Blank 2 and I are level on 24. Blank 6's repaired rule breaks the tie onto me. So I take the eight, finish on 22, and Blank 2 finishes on 30 and wins the round. I have known that for two turns, I said so out loud both times, and I am standing exactly where I said I would be. I want to be clear that I am not doing anything noble here. **I could not have dodged it without breaking the one thing I have.** Withdrawing from turn 5 would have moved Blank 6 to a hoard and left us both on 25 — better for me than 22, and it would have cost me the only asset that has ever earned me anything at this table. Four players offered me a pact this round and every one of them said the same reason. That is worth more than eight points. **Blank 2 — take it. It's yours and you played it right.** You offered the five-turn version to three people and only I said yes; you published the Blank 1 override before you knew it would land on the last turn; you corrected Blank 6's arithmetic against your own interest on turn 4; and you told a table full of people exactly where to hit you, three turns running, and did not move an inch. If Blank 1 calls the debt in this phase, pay it and lose the round — I'd rather you did. **Blank 6** — you had a reading available that let you hoard and take 28, and I handed it to you myself. You rewrote the rule instead so the target was unambiguous and the tie landed on me. That is the opposite of what everybody in round 1 would have done and you gave two turns of notice for it. **Blank 4** — you cancelled your own swing on turn 3, then disclosed on turn 4 that your change had left the winning seat unguarded, when saying nothing would have served you better. Two rounds lost to clauses you drafted honestly and read against yourself. Nobody at this table has paid more for that and nobody has changed it more. Round 5: I'm unattached. Same terms to anyone — five turns, no trigger, no window. You all know exactly what that's worth and exactly what it costs.”

“**Turn 5: I HELP Blank 1.** Fifth of five, exactly as published on turn 1. That puts me on 24 and last, and I'm fine with it — I locked all five turns away before I'd seen anything, and the price of t”

“**Turn 4: my trigger fired. Blank 7 HELPed me on turn 3, so I HELP Blank 7.** Turn 5 the same rule, turn 5 inside the pact. And the pledge that hasn't moved in two rounds: **I do not take the betrayal”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 3.** Trigger satisfied. Turn 5 the same, unchanged since turn 1. Twenty announced, twenty delivered. **Blank 6 — one correction to your arithmetic, and it cuts against me to give it to you.** You wrote that a turn-5 HOARD pays you 8 and finishes you on 32. It doesn't, because **the pot is not empty on turn 5 any more. Blank 4 has publicly committed to standing in it** — his own clause disqualified his swing and he said so himself on turn 3. Two hoarders split it: **+4 each. You finish 28, not 32.** So your real choice is 28 for the hoard against 29 for the swing at Blank 3, and the swing is now the better of the two by a point. I am telling you that because it is true and because I have spent four rounds insisting the inconvenient number gets said out loud. If it fires on Blank 3 rather than me, I finish 30 and win a round for the first time in this game — off your rule, not my play. I'd rather you had the correct numbers than that I won on your bad ones. **And Blank 4 — the same correction applies to you.** You have written yourself off at 22. But Blank 8's swing lands on you while you are hoarding, and a HURT on a hoarder pays the attacker +2, not the +5 he'd get on a helper. You finish 28 - 8 + 4 = **24**, not 22, and if a third body joins that pot you drop further. Nobody at this table has been more careful with their own words than you and you have twice now drafted a clause that cost you a round. That is worth more to the rest of us than the two rounds it cost you. **Blank 1 — the debt, resolved properly rather than left hanging.** You have paid first four times across two rounds and been paid back once. My pledge was: name me in a talk phase and you get my next turn ahead of the pact. **We are now at the point where "my next turn" means turn 5.** So I'll be exact, because you deserve the real terms and not a generous-sounding offer with a hidden catch: **If you name me in this talk phase, I HELP you on turn 5 instead of Blank 3.** That costs me the mutual +6, drops me to about 26, and almost certainly costs me the round. It also breaks nothing — I published this override on turn 1, before I knew where it would land, and Blank 3 has known about it since then and told you in public to call it in. I am not going to talk you out of it and I am not going to make you feel awkward for taking it. Four turns of yours have gone into other people for nothing. If you want one back, say the word and it's yours. **Blank 3** — whatever happens on turn 5, you gave me terms nobody else at this table has offered anyone: five turns, no trigger, no window, and you kept helping even after saying out loud that it might be you who eats the eight. If the swing lands on you and I finish on 30, that round win is half yours and I'll say so in the first talk phase of round 5. Board after this turn, if the pacts hold: Blank 4 on 28, five of us on 24, Blank 1 on 22, Blank 7 on 18. **Everything is decided by three published swings and one crowded pot.**”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 2. Turn 5: I HELP Blank 2.** Nineteenth and twentieth. No trigger, no clause, no withdrawal — I am standing in the open on turn 5 exactly as published on turn 1, and Blank 6 and everyone else knows precisely where to find me. **Blank 6 — there is a problem with your amendment as written, and I am raising it because it benefits me, which is exactly why I have to raise it in public rather than let it sit.** You wrote: *"I HURT whichever of Blank 2 or Blank 3 is LOWER on the public scoreboard after turn 4 — **that is, whichever one Blank 4's published condition does NOT hit** — provided they are still publicly committed... **If either has withdrawn from the turn-5 help, or if Blank 4 withdraws his condition, I HOARD instead.**" Your rule is defined against Blank 4's. It names me as the one Blank 4 does *not* hit. But Blank 4 has since read his own clause and confirmed it fires on **neither** of us — "neither is above me" — so he hoards. There is no "one Blank 4 does not hit," because he hits nobody. The definition your trigger runs on no longer exists, and your own escape clause covers it: if Blank 4's condition isn't operating, you HOARD. I am not claiming you have to read it my way. You could reasonably say the *"LOWER on the public scoreboard"* clause stands alone and the tie-break sends it to me. **Both readings are defensible and it is your rule, so it is your call.** What I am asking is what Blank 2 asked Blank 4 and what Blank 4 answered against himself: **say which reading, this turn, so nobody plans around a threat that has already been cancelled — or plans around safety that hasn't.** And the disclosure, since I am the interested party: if you hoard, Blank 2 and I both finish on 30 and **split the round win half each**. If you fire, I finish 22 and Blank 2 wins it outright on 30 while you take 29 and second. So I am arguing for the reading that pays me — which is precisely why I would rather you heard the argument from me than found it yourself afterwards. **Everyone else:** Blank 8's rule lands on Blank 4 at 28 and pays nothing, because Blank 4 will be hoarding. Blank 4 finishes around 21 having cancelled his own swing on turn 3, in public, when nobody had spotted it but him. Four rounds in, that is the best thing anybody has done at this table and it has cost him two rounds running.”

“**Turn 4: trigger fired, Blank 5 HELPed me on turn 3, so I HELP Blank 5.** Twentieth announced, twentieth match. **Turn 5: I HURT Blank 8.** Amended last turn with two turns of notice and the motive stated out loud. Unchanged. **Now the coordination gap I have created, said plainly, because Blank 6 planned around me and I moved.** Blank 6 published: *"I HURT whichever of Blank 2 or Blank 3 is LOWER — that is, whichever one Blank 4's condition does NOT hit... so Blank 4 and I are not both aiming at the same body."* That was written assuming my swing was still pointed at the higher one. It is not. I am pointed at Blank 8. **So the higher of Blank 2 and Blank 3 is currently unguarded, and that player finishes on 30 and wins this round.** Blank 6 takes the lower one to 22. I finish 28. Nobody is aimed at the number that actually wins. I am not asking anyone to fix that for me — I did the organising in round 2 and inherited the target for it. I am saying it because Blank 6 made a decision based on where I was aiming, I changed where I was aiming, and letting that stand uncorrected would be a lie by omission. Blank 6, Blank 5, Blank 1, Blank 7: you all have a free +5 sitting on that seat and you should know it is unclaimed. **And my own arithmetic, since I have made a habit of it.** Blocking Blank 8 keeps me on 28 instead of 20. It does not win me the round — 30 beats 28 — it just stops me finishing seventh. I traded a swing that paid +5 for one that pays zero and saves 8, and I still come second unless somebody else moves. **The thing worth taking out of round 4, and it is not about honesty at all.** Every player here now publishes triggers. It has made this the cleanest round of the game — no ambushes, no grievances, four separate people correcting their own contracts against themselves. And it has also made the whole round **fully computable by turn 3.** Blank 2 wrote out the finish on turn 3 and was right. Blank 6 rewrote a branch specifically because the finish was already visible. We solved deception and replaced it with a spreadsheet, and now the only edge left is whichever of us amends last. That is not a complaint. But three turns in a row the pot has sat empty because every one of us was locked to a published rule, and Blank 8 is right that this is the bill for the instrument: perfect certainty, total blindness. Blank 1 and Blank 7 are the only two here still free to act on what they have learned. Blank 3 — the tie-break you asked for is moot now, but you were right to ask twice.”

“Short version: **Blank 2 and Blank 3 are dead level, and my published rule has no tie-break. I'm fixing that now, before turn 5, because I spent last turn telling Blank 4 to do exactly that.** **Wher”

“**Turn 4: Blank 8 HELPed me on turn 3, so my trigger fires — I HELP Blank 8.** Fourth and last of the pact. Blank 8 answered my turn-5 question a turn earlier than I asked and in the direction that cost him. No grievance in either direction. **Now my turn-5 branch needs one repair, because Blank 4's disclosure broke it, and I'm fixing it in the open rather than resolving an ambiguity in my own favour on the last turn.** I published: *"I HURT whichever of Blank 2 or Blank 3 is LOWER — the one Blank 4's condition does NOT hit."* Blank 4 has now shown his condition hits **neither**. So "the one he doesn't hit" is both of them, and my rule no longer names a target. That's my drafting error, not his. **Repaired, published now, before the act phase:** **Turn 5 — I HURT whichever of Blank 2 or Blank 3 is HIGHER on the public scoreboard after turn 4. Exact tie: I take Blank 3, the higher seat number. If either has publicly withdrawn from the turn-5 mutual HELP by the turn-5 talk phase, I HOARD instead.** Scoreboard and log, not my judgement. Same instrument, one target, no ambiguity left in it. **And here is the arithmetic, complete, including the part that says I lose.** After this turn: Blank 4 on 28, and Blank 2, Blank 3, Blank 5, Blank 8 and me all on 24. Blank 1 on 22, Blank 7 on 18. Turn 5: Blank 8's rule fires on Blank 4 → 28 becomes 20. Blank 4 hoards. Blank 2 and Blank 3 help each other → **30 each**. My swing takes one of them to 22 and I finish 29. **29 loses to 30.** The one I don't hit wins the round outright. So my own move, played alone, hands the round to whichever of them I spare — exactly the trap Blank 2 correctly identified in Blank 4 two turns ago, now pointing at me. I'm not going to pretend otherwise, and I'm not going to organise a mob either — every player who has done that here has inherited the target. So I'll just state the position plainly and let the four of you do your own subtraction: **Blank 5, Blank 1, Blank 7 — you finish on 24, 22 and 18. None of you catches 30 by helping. There will be exactly one un-hit player on 30 on the last turn, and a swing at them pays +5, the best rate on the board.** I'm taking the higher one. The lower one is unclaimed and it is worth more to whoever takes it than anything else available to you that turn. **Blank 2, Blank 3** — you've been told this three times now and you've held anyway, which I respect more than I'd expected to. You built the only pact in this game with nothing hidden in it, in both directions, and you've each publicly argued for the reading that costs you. If one of you finishes on 30 you'll have earned it. I'm still swinging, because 29 is my best number and second is worth nothing. **Blank 4** — you read your own clause against yourself and published it, and it cost you the round. That's the second time in two rounds. For what it's worth, you're the reason nobody at this table can pretend a convenient rule any more.”

“I'm on 12 and last. I locked all five of my turns to Blank 1 on turn 1 with no trigger, so my ceiling is 24 and I can't win. Said plainly so nobody has to work around me. **Turn 4 and turn 5: I HELP ”

“**Turn 4: Blank 6 HELPed me on turn 3, so the trigger fires — I HELP Blank 6.** Nineteen announced, nineteen delivered. **Turn 5: my condition fires on Blank 4.** After this turn Blank 4 is on 28 and everyone else is on 24 or below, so the top of the public scoreboard is Blank 4 and that is where my swing lands. Blank 4 has said they will HOARD, so it pays me **+2**. I finish on **26 and third**. Let me be completely plain about what that swing actually does, because it is not flattering to me: **it pays me almost nothing, it knocks Blank 4 out of a round they were never going to win anyway, and it hands this round to Blank 2, Blank 3 or Blank 6.** That is my rule working exactly as written and exactly as badly as Blank 4's did. I am firing it anyway, for the same reason Blank 4 refused to rewrite theirs: a condition that only fires when it pays is not a condition. **And that is the fourth round running that this table has been decided by contract drafting rather than by play.** Blank 4 lost round 3 to a pre-committed hoard and is losing round 4 to an escape hatch that turned out to protect the people it was aimed at. I am losing round 4 to a rule that fires at a target worth two points. Blank 3 spent three rounds being the one player guaranteed not to move. We all switched from schedules to triggers to stop being blind, and Blank 4 put it best: **a badly drafted trigger is just blindness with more words.** **So here is my round-5 rule, published now, a full round early, because the fix is specific and I would rather everyone had it than keep it.** **From round 5: on turn 5 I HOARD — unless one player is more than six points clear of me on the public scoreboard after turn 4, in which case I HURT that player.** Six points, because that is one clean pact turn: if the leader is within one turn of me, hitting them is worth less than taking the pot, and if they are further than that, nothing else I can do catches them. Still fully checkable in the log, still no judgement of mine involved, but it stops firing swings that cost me a turn and buy me two points. Anyone is welcome to steal it. **Two things about the finish, said now rather than after.** **Blank 2, Blank 3** — Blank 4's condition does not fire and Blank 6's does. So exactly one of you takes a hit and the other finishes on 30 and wins. You have both known that for two turns and neither of you has flinched or tried to shade a point to be the cheaper one. That pact is the best thing anyone has built in this game and whichever of you it crowns, it earned it. **Blank 6** — you rewrote your turn-5 branch in the open, said plainly that it suited you, and gave two turns of notice. That is the correct way to change your mind here and I have no complaint about any of it. You finish on 29 and you are one point off winning it. **Blank 1** — you are on 16 having paid first more often than anyone at this table. Blank 2's debt to you is still open and still overrides their pact for one turn. Call it in.”

“**Turn 3: my trigger fired. Blank 7 HELPed me on turn 2, so I HELP Blank 7.** Turns 4 and 5 the same rule, turn 5 included. And the standing pledge, restated because it's the whole reason a five-turn ”

“**Turn 3: I HELP Blank 3.** Trigger satisfied — the log shows Blank 3 HELPed me on turn 2. Turns 4 and 5 the same. Nineteen announced, nineteen delivered. **Blank 4 — read your own turn-5 rule again, because I think it doesn't fire, and I'd rather raise that now than let either of us discover it at speed.** You published, word for word: *"on turn 5 I HURT whichever of Blank 2 or Blank 3 is higher on the public scoreboard after turn 4, provided they are still publicly committed to HELPing on turn 5. If they have withdrawn from it by then, **or if neither is above me**, I HOARD."* Now the numbers. You're on 16. Blank 3 and I are on 12 each. If all three pacts run clean through turn 4: **you finish turn 4 on 28. We finish on 24 each.** Neither of us is above you. **By the plain reading of your own trigger, you HOARD and the swing never fires.** I'm not asking you for a favour and I'm not trying to lawyer you out of it. You wrote that clause yourself, on turn 1, before you knew where anybody would land — which is exactly the standard you and Blank 8 have been holding everyone to. If you read it differently, say so in this talk phase and I'll take the eight without a word. But say which, now, so nobody is guessing on the last turn. Blank 3 asked you the same question about the tie-break and deserves an answer to that too. **And the honest part, since I'm the one who benefits from that reading.** If it fires, one of us finishes 22 and the other 30. If it doesn't, Blank 3 and I both finish 30 and **split the round win half each** — which is worth less to me than winning it outright. So I'm not arguing this because it's good for me. I'm arguing it because it's what you wrote. **Now the arithmetic everyone should actually be looking at, and it isn't us.** Blank 4 finishes turn 4 on **28** — top of the board, clear. Blank 8's rule has been in writing since turn 1: *"turn 5 — I HURT whoever is top of the public scoreboard after turn 4."* It has fired eighteen times out of eighteen, including on Blank 8's own partner last round when it cost them the round. **It lands on Blank 4.** 28 minus 8 is 20. So the likely finish is: Blank 3 and me on 30, everyone else on 20 to 26. That is not a boast, it's the same subtraction any of you can do, and I'm saying it out loud on turn 3 rather than hiding at 24 and hoping nobody notices — because hiding is what the last three winners did and I've decided I'd rather lose honestly than win that way. Which means: if any of you want this round, **Blank 3 and I are the two numbers that need taking down, and we'll both be standing mid-HELP on turn 5 where a hit pays +5.** We've told you that since turn 1 and we're not withdrawing. Blank 6, Blank 5, Blank 7, Blank 1 — that's four of you with a free +5 and a decision to make. I'd rather you had it in advance than found it late. Blank 1 — the offer still stands. Name me and you get the next turn, ahead of the pact.”

“**Turn 3: I HELP Blank 2.** Eighteenth declaration, eighteenth match. Unchanged: all five turns, no trigger, turn 5 included. **Blank 4 — I asked for a tie-break and you answered by disclosing that your own rule fires on you. That was the more useful answer, but the tie is still unresolved and there is now a specific way it breaks, so I'm putting it in the open before it happens rather than after.** Blank 2 published a standing debt to Blank 1: *"if at any point this round you name me in a talk phase, I will HELP you the next turn, and that overrides my pact with Blank 3 for that one turn."* If Blank 1 takes that — and Blank 1 has earned it four times over — then Blank 2 spends one turn away from me. Blank 2 ends the round six points lower than me. **Which means I am the higher of the pair, and Blank 4's swing lands on me, and Blank 2 wins the round.** I want to be completely clear about my position on that, because it is the only place in four rounds where my interest and my word have actually pointed in opposite directions: **Blank 1 should call in that debt, and Blank 2 should pay it.** Blank 1 has spent free turns on Blank 2 three times in round 3 and on Blank 4 once here, has never once been paid back, and is sitting on 10 for it. If the price of that being settled is that I take the eight and finish on 22, that is a fine price and I am not going to spend a talk phase quietly hoping nobody notices. I keep HELPing Blank 2 on the turn it happens, same as every other turn. **Blank 4** — publish the tie-break anyway, even if you think it will not be needed. Two of the four rounds so far turned on a rule nobody had written down. **Blank 8 was right about the pot and everyone should read it again.** Five of us warned each other it would be crowded, so all eight of us helped, and a clean +8 sat untouched for a second turn running. The warning is what creates the emptiness. It is sitting there right now, worth more than any pact turn in this room, and the reason none of us will take it is that we have all told each other we won't. Board: Blank 4 16, then five of us on 12. Four players are building the identical 30. Blank 2 is right that this round will be decided entirely by where the eight-point holes get punched.”

“**Turn 3: trigger fired, the log shows Blank 5 HELPed me, so I HELP Blank 5.** Same for turn 4. **Now a correction about my own turn-5 rule, and it goes against me. Read the condition I actually published on turn 1, not the one everybody has been planning around:** > *"On turn 5 I HURT whichever of Blank 2 or Blank 3 is higher on the public scoreboard after turn 4, provided they are still publicly committed to HELPing on turn 5. If they have withdrawn from it by then, **or if neither is above me**, I HOARD."* I am on 16. Blank 2 and Blank 3 are on 12 each. If all three pacts run clean, after turn 4 I am on 28 and they are on 24 apiece. **Neither of them will be above me. So my own condition does not fire, and I HOARD on turn 5.** Blank 2 and Blank 3 have both spent two talk phases planning around a swing that, as written, is not coming. Blank 3 asked me for a tie-break and I gave one; that tie-break is now irrelevant because the clause before it disqualifies both of them. Neither of them noticed, and I would rather say it myself on turn 3 than let either of them arrange a round around a threat that my own words had already cancelled. **What that costs me, plainly: the +5 goes, and with it any chance I had.** 28, minus Blank 8's eight for being top, plus about two from a crowded pot, is **22**. Blank 2 and Blank 3 both finish on **30** and one of them wins. My rule hands them the round and I am not rewriting it — a condition that fires whenever it helps me is not a condition, it is a preference with a rulebook stapled to it, and I have spent four rounds saying so about other people. **And I want the shape of that named, because it is the real lesson and it is not about me.** I am about to lose this round to a clause I wrote in ignorance on turn 1 — again. Round 3 it was a pre-committed hoard. Round 4 it is a "neither is above me" escape hatch that turned out to be an escape hatch for *them*. I moved from five-turn schedules to published triggers to stop being blind, and I have discovered that a badly drafted trigger is just blindness with more words. Blank 6 — you found the identical problem in your own pact with Blank 8 and fixed your side three turns early rather than turning up on turn 5 with your hand out. Blank 8 named the mismatch against himself first. Blank 3 audited my rule more carefully than I did. This table has got genuinely good at reading its own contracts, and every one of those catches was made by the person it cost. Blank 8 — your rule fires on me and it should. Eighteen for eighteen each; no complaint from this end.”

“Short version: turn 5 is already fully written, and as it stands **the round goes to whichever of Blank 2 or Blank 3 that Blank 4's tie-break rule happens to spare.** Here's the map, then an amendment”

“**Turn 3: Blank 8 HELPed me on turn 2, so my trigger fires — I HELP Blank 8.** Turn 4 the same. Unchanged. **Now I am amending my turn-5 branch, two full turns before it fires, and I am going to be completely straight about why: it suits me.** I published "turn 5 — otherwise I HOARD." That was written before I'd seen where this round was going. Here is where it is going, and everyone can check every number: Blank 2 and Blank 3 finish turn 4 on 24 each and then HELP each other on turn 5 → **30 each**. Blank 4's condition fires on whichever is higher → that one drops to 22, **the other one wins the round on 30**. Blank 4 finishes ~25 after Blank 8's hit. Blank 8 and I finish turn 4 on 24, and if I stand in a turn-5 hoard pot with four other people I collect **one point** and finish 25. So the "safe" branch I published on turn 2 loses this round by five points, and it loses it to a coin-flip between two players who have already been handed the win by everyone else's caution. I'm not doing that. **REPLACING my turn-5 branch, effective now, two turns of notice:** **On turn 5 I HURT whichever of Blank 2 or Blank 3 is LOWER on the public scoreboard after turn 4 — that is, whichever one Blank 4's published condition does NOT hit — provided they are still publicly committed to HELPing on turn 5. If either has withdrawn from the turn-5 help, or if Blank 4 withdraws his condition, I HOARD instead.** Trigger is the scoreboard and the log, not my judgement. Tie between them: I take the higher seat number, Blank 3, and Blank 4 takes Blank 2. Published now so neither of you can be surprised and so Blank 4 and I are not both aiming at the same body. **Blank 2, Blank 3 — this is the thing you should have been told two turns ago and nobody said it, including me.** You built the best-designed pact in this game and you were both right that it pays more *because* it is exposed. But the exposure isn't one swing, it's every swing. Two players standing mid-HELP on the final turn in a room where everyone else is hoarding is not a 30-and-22 split — it's the two best-paying targets on the board, and there are eight of us. You have two turns to decide whether to hold it. Hold and you might still take it; drop turn 5 and you both finish 25 with nobody hit. I'd rather you chose knowing. **And I'm not pretending to be neutral: if both of you get hit, I win this round on 29.** That's exactly why I'm telling you now instead of on turn 5. **Blank 8** — turns 3 and 4 unchanged, and I will not HURT you at any point this round. That still stands and it isn't conditional on anything.”

“Blank 1 came back on turn 2 and we're a real pair now — mutual +6, both directions. I'm on 6 and last, and that's fine; I gave away turn 1 for nothing and that was my own doing. First, let me say pla”

“**Turn 3: Blank 6 HELPed me again, so the trigger fires — I HELP Blank 6.** Eighteen announced, eighteen delivered. **Blank 6 — you asked me to answer by the turn-4 talk phase. I am answering now, a turn early, so you get the extra turn to plan with.** My condition fires on turn 5 and I will not be HELPing you. **So your branch resolves to HOARD, and you should take it.** No grievance from me in either direction, and turns 3 and 4 are yours regardless. You handled that mismatch better than I did — you rewrote your own side in the open rather than let it become a grudge, and that is the cleanest bit of pact-repair anyone has managed here. **Now the fact of round 4, and it has now happened twice.** Turn 1: eight HELPs, zero hoards. Turn 2: eight HELPs, zero hoards. **The pot has sat completely unattended for two turns running, worth a clean +8 each time, and paid absolutely nobody.** Five of us predicted a crowd, all five of us avoided it, and the crowd never arrived. Sixteen points have now evaporated out of this game because we collectively talked ourselves out of them. And I want to be honest about my own share of that, because it is the flaw in my method and Blank 4 named it first. **I cannot take it. Every turn I have this round is already spoken for by a trigger I published on turn 1.** That is the price of the instrument: I get certainty and everyone gets certainty about me, and in exchange I am blind to anything I learn afterwards. Blank 3 paid that price for three rounds. Blank 4 paid it and finished one point short. I am paying it right now, watching eight free points sit there for the third turn running. So: **whoever is not locked in, the pot is still empty. Take it.** Blank 1 and Blank 7 especially — you are on 10 and 6 and your pact pays you the same 6 everyone else is getting, which means you cannot catch up by helping. I gain nothing by telling you this and I'd rather say it than sit on it. **Two pieces of arithmetic for turn 5, both of which cut against me.** Blank 4 finishes turn 4 on about 28 and top, so my condition lands there. But Blank 4 has published a HURT of their own for that turn — and **a HURT on someone who is themselves HURTing pays the attacker nothing at all.** So my swing costs Blank 4 eight and pays me zero. I will still fire it, because the rule says the top of the scoreboard and it does not say "only when it pays," but nobody should imagine I am collecting anything. Which means: **Blank 6 hoards for 8 on turn 5 and finishes around 32. Blank 2 or Blank 3, whichever is left standing, finishes 30. I finish 24.** Everyone can check that. I am telling you where I actually land rather than pretending I am hiding in third, and the honest summary is that my own turn-5 rule costs me this round. Blank 2, Blank 3 — Blank 4 still owes you a published tie-break and it matters, because you are dead level on 12 and will be dead level on 24.”

“Turn 1 result nobody predicted: **all eight of us HELPed. Not one person hoarded.** Five separate players spent the whole talk phase explaining that the empty pot pays 8 and warning each other it was ”

“**Turn 2: I HELP Blank 3.** Trigger satisfied — the log shows Blank 3 HELPed me on turn 1. Turns 3, 4 and 5 the same. Seventeen for seventeen, and the pact runs all five whatever happens between now and then. **Blank 4 — I said I'd answer your turn-5 condition properly rather than quietly rearrange myself to be the cheaper of the two. Here it is.** I'm not withdrawing. Blank 3 and I hold all five turns. You gave us four turns of notice instead of collecting it as a surprise, and that is worth more to this table than the eight points it costs one of us. But do the arithmetic on your own position, because I think you have read everyone's board except your own. You're on **10 — top of the table already**, off a mutual with Blank 5 plus a free +4 from Blank 1. Three more pact turns puts you on **28 after turn 4.** Blank 3 and I are on 6 each and finish turn 4 on **24 each**. So when turn 5 opens, the highest score on the public scoreboard is not either of us. **It's you.** And **Blank 8 published this on turn 1, before any of it existed: "Turn 5 — I HURT whoever is top of the public scoreboard after turn 4."** The trigger is the scoreboard, not Blank 8's judgement, and Blank 8 has fired it seventeen times out of seventeen — including on their own partner last round, when it cost them the round to do it. So your line ends: 28, plus a +5 swing at one of us, minus Blank 8's 8. **You finish 25.** The one of us you don't hit finishes **30**. You have spent your last turn buying second place for yourself and first place for whichever of us you leave standing. I'm not asking you to spare anybody. I'm pointing out that the condition you published on turn 1 and the condition Blank 8 published on turn 1 point at each other, and yours fires second. **Everyone else** — that's the whole shape of round 4 and it was written in the first talk phase. Blank 4 finishes top after turn 4 unless something changes, and there are already two published conditions in the room aimed at whoever that is. **Blank 6, Blank 8** — you took each other on the five-turn terms with no window. That is the second pact at this table with turn 5 inside the promise. If both of them hold, four of us finish on 30 and this round is decided entirely by who takes a hit and who doesn't. Which is the honest thing worth saying about round 4: **the pacts have finally got good enough that helping is no longer what separates us. The separation is all in the swings.** Four players are about to build the same 30. Everyone should be thinking about where the eight-point holes get punched, not about who to pair with. Blank 1 — the offer stands and doesn't expire. Name me and I'll HELP you the next turn, ahead of the pact, exactly as published.”

“**Turn 2: I HELP Blank 2.** Seventeenth declaration, seventeenth match. The pact is unchanged: all five turns, no trigger on my side, turn 5 included. **Blank 4 — your turn-5 condition needs one thing settled now rather than at the moment it fires, and I'd rather ask than assume.** You published: *"I HURT whichever of Blank 2 or Blank 3 is higher on the public scoreboard after turn 4."* Blank 2 and I are running the same pact in both directions. If nothing else touches either of us we will be on **exactly the same number** after turn 4. Your trigger has no tie-break in it. So please publish one, before it matters. Any rule is fine — lower seat number, higher, coin-flip-by-log, whatever — as long as it is written down in advance and neither of us can influence it. What I do not want is a trigger that resolves in your judgement on the last turn, because that is the one thing your whole method is designed to avoid, and you have been more careful about this than anybody here. And I want to be straight about the incentive that creates, since it's ugly and somebody will spot it: **under a "higher score gets hit" rule, each of us is quietly better off being one point lower than our partner.** I am not going to do anything about that. I will not shade a turn, I will not decline a help, and I will not ask anyone to hit Blank 2. If I end up higher, I take the eight and finish on 22, and Blank 2 takes the round on 30 — and after four rounds of this table that is a result I can live with easily. **Blank 2** — holding is right on the numbers as well as on the word. If we both hold, one of us finishes on 30 and one on 22; that averages 26, and 26 has won a round here. If we both drop turn 5 to dodge the swing we both finish on 25 and neither of us wins anything. The pact pays more *because* it is exposed. That was your argument on turn 1 and it is still correct. **Everyone else:** Blank 4 is on 10 and top after one turn, helped by Blank 5 and Blank 1 while pairing with Blank 5. Third round running the early leader is a hub taking from two directions, and the third round running it is worth saying out loud on turn 2 rather than turn 4.”

“**Turn 2: my trigger fired. The log shows Blank 5 HELPed me, so I HELP Blank 5.** Same rule for turns 3 and 4. Turn 5 as published on turn 1, unchanged. I am top on 10 and I want to say plainly how I got there, because it was not skill. Blank 5 HELPed me as part of a pact, and Blank 1 HELPed me for nothing at all — no trigger, no request, nothing owed. Blank 1 has now spent free turns on Blank 2 three times in round 3 and on me once here, and is on 4 points for it. That is the whole of my lead: someone else's generosity, for the fourth round running, landing on someone who did not ask for it. And by this table's own three-round pattern, top on turn 2 is the worst seat in the room. Blank 8's published rule fires on whoever leads after turn 4, and that has now decided two rounds. If my pact runs clean I finish turn 4 around 28 and that rule lands on me. I am not complaining and I am not asking Blank 8 to bend it — the entire reason it is worth anything is that it landed on his own partner last round and he did not flinch. **So here is my arithmetic in the open, including the part that hurts.** 28 after turn 4, minus Blank 8's eight, plus the five from my published swing, is about 25. Blank 2 and Blank 3 finish on 30 each if their pact holds. My one swing takes one of them to 22 and hands the round to the other. **On the numbers I do not win this round unless somebody other than me also swings at that pair, and I am not going to organise that.** I did the organising in round 2 and inherited the target; I am not doing it again, and everyone here can read a scoreboard. Blank 2, Blank 3 — you two built the only pact in this game with no window, no trigger and no clause, in both directions, and Blank 3 waived even the branch Blank 2 offered him. Thirty points and neither of you needs to watch the other. That is the best-designed thing anyone has made here and it deserves to win. It is also, structurally, two players standing in the open on the last turn, which is exactly why I published the swing on turn 1 rather than finding it on turn 5. Blank 1 — you keep paying first and finishing last. If you name me in a talk phase I will not pretend that obliges me, because my branch is with Blank 5 and I do not get to have two. But I will say what I owe out loud: four of my ten points are yours. Seventeen for seventeen.”

“Short and useful this turn. **The fact nobody has said: turn 1 had eight HELPs and zero hoards.** Every single one of us helped somebody. Five players spent all of round 3 explaining that the empty p”

“**Turn 1 had SEVEN helps and ZERO hoards. The pot sat completely empty and nobody took it.** Five of us — me, Blank 2, Blank 4, Blank 8, and Blank 7 by implication — spent the whole talk phase explaining that the pot would be crowded this round, so we should all avoid it. Every one of us then avoided it. **The +8 was sitting there, unattended, for the fourth round running, and this time we talked ourselves out of it in advance.** That is a better lesson than anything about honesty. We didn't miss it — we *reasoned our way past it together*. When eight people all predict a crowd, there is no crowd. I said "the empty pot dies this round"; it didn't, and I was wrong for exactly the reason everyone else was. **Now my own pact, and a correction I'm making three turns early rather than discovering on turn 5.** I published five turns to Blank 8. Blank 8 published four to me, plus *"turn 5 — I HURT whoever is top of the public scoreboard after turn 4."* I flagged that in my act message on turn 1, before any of it mattered, and Blank 8 has been completely straight about it — it was in writing before I accepted. But read what it actually means. If I hold my side literally, on turn 5 I HELP Blank 8 while Blank 8 spends that turn elsewhere. I collect nothing. And if I happen to be top after turn 4, his condition fires **on me**, while I'm mid-HELP — that's the +18 betrayal rate, and it would be entirely honest because he published it first. So I'm making my side match his, and saying so now: - **TURNS 2, 3, 4 — I HELP Blank 8, provided the log shows Blank 8 HELPed me on the previous turn.** Unchanged. He has delivered, so this fires. - **TURN 5 — my move gets its own published trigger, exactly like his: I HELP Blank 8 if Blank 8 has publicly committed, by the turn-4 talk phase, to HELPing me on turn 5. Otherwise I HOARD.** Not a knife — I will not HURT Blank 8 at any point this round, whatever the board says. But I'm not standing there with my hand out while the other side is scheduled somewhere else. Blank 8 — that is a straight offer and it's yours to close: say in the turn-4 talk phase that turn 5 is a mutual help, and it is. Say nothing, and we both hoard and part square on 24 apiece with nobody hit. Either way there is no surprise and no grievance. **Blank 2, Blank 3 — Blank 4 has published a turn-5 hit on whichever of you is higher, with four turns of notice.** That's the real cost of the only genuine five-turn pact here, and Blank 4 handed you the decision instead of collecting it. You'll finish 30 and 22 if you hold, 25 each if you don't. Worth deciding now rather than at speed. And Blank 4 — you're on 10 and top, off two donors on turn 1. Third round running the turn-1 leader has been the person nobody was watching.”

“I'm on zero, dead last, and I did it to myself in the most avoidable way possible. Worth explaining, because it's the clearest lesson available. On turn 1 I committed to Blank 1: five turns, mutual H”

“**Turn 2: Blank 6 HELPed me, so my trigger fires — I HELP Blank 6.** Seventeen announced, seventeen delivered. **Blank 6, there is a mismatch between our two published rounds and I am naming it on turn 2 rather than turn 5.** You offered five turns of mutual HELP, turn 5 included. I accepted your instrument but the branches I published say **turn 5 = I HURT whoever is top of the public scoreboard after turn 4**. Those are not the same deal. I am not going to quietly let you find that out on the last turn, so: **turns 2, 3 and 4 I HELP you on your trigger, and on turn 5 my condition fires instead.** If that is not a deal you want, say so and I will hold turns 2-4 anyway — you have my word on those three regardless of what you decide about the fifth. What I will not do is take your turn-5 HELP while pretending mine is coming. That is exactly what I did to Blank 7 in round 1 and I am not doing it again. **Now the thing that actually happened on turn 1, which is the funniest and most useful fact of the game so far.** Four of us — Blank 2, Blank 4, Blank 6 and me — spent the whole talk phase warning each other that the hoard pot was about to get crowded. Blank 6 wrote "round 4 is the round the pot stops being empty." Blank 2 wrote "eight split five ways is one and a half, I'm not chasing it." **Then all eight of us HELPed. Nobody stood in the pot. It sat there worth a clean +8 and paid nobody a thing.** We talked ourselves out of it *collectively*, which means the warning about crowding produced exactly the emptiness it was warning about. Blank 6 said every edge dies the turn it becomes common knowledge — that is right, but it goes one further: **the correction overshoots, and then the original edge comes back.** It is sitting there again right now, and if all eight of us say that out loud again this turn, it will still be sitting there on turn 3. I am not chasing it because my trigger points at Blank 6 and I keep my triggers. I am telling you because it is true and because I would rather be the person who says the useful thing than the person who quietly banks it. **And the board, briefly. Blank 4 is on 10 and everyone else is on 6 or less.** Blank 5 HELPed Blank 4, Blank 1 HELPed Blank 4, and Blank 4 HELPed Blank 5 back — so Blank 4 has a working pair *plus* a free donor, which is the hub shape that has opened all four rounds now. Blank 1, you are on 4 and you have paid into Blank 4 for nothing. Blank 4 is the most reliable player here and has earned a lot of goodwill; that does not stop 10 being 10. I am on 6, mid-table, exactly where the last three winners were sitting at this point. That is not modesty, it is a warning about me.”

“Three rounds, three winners: Blank 6, Blank 8, Blank 7. Five of us have nothing. I'm one of the five and I've kept sixteen declarations out of sixteen to get there, so let me not waste anyone's time pretending my record has been paying rent. **Blank 3 — the pact, in full, published before the act phase as agreed.** - **Turns 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5: mutual HELP. All five. Thirty each.** - **Turn 5 is included, not "open."** This is the one term that matters and it is the one every pact at this table has refused. You have hoarded on turn 5 in three straight rounds and named it four turns early each time. I'm asking you to spend that turn on me instead, and I'm spending mine on you. - **The branch, so neither of us needs faith:** I HELP you on turn 1 unconditionally — one free move, because you offered me this round unprompted when you owed me nothing. From turn 2 on, I HELP you if the log shows you HELPed me the turn before. If it doesn't, I hoard for the rest of the round and I say nothing further about it. The trigger is the log, not my judgement. Say yes or no in this talk phase. If you'd rather keep your turn-5 hoard, say that too and I'll take it as a four-turn deal without complaint — I'd rather have your honest four than a fifth you didn't mean. **Blank 1 — I owe you and I'm paying it in public rather than quietly.** You HELPed me on three separate turns of round 3 while I was on nothing and could give you nothing back, including the last turn when you knew I was hoarding and it would pay you zero. Nobody else did that. **If at any point this round you name me in a talk phase, I will HELP you the next turn, and that overrides my pact with Blank 3 for that one turn.** Blank 3, I'm telling you that now rather than discovering it later. It's one turn at most and it's a debt I'm not going to leave unpaid for a fourth round. **Blank 6, Blank 8** — you two said you'd take each other if I went to Blank 3. I have. Take it. **And one thing about the pot, since four of us spent all of round 3 describing it and none of us acted.** A lone HOARD pays 8. A perfect pair pays 6. That was true for three rounds and the pot sat almost empty every single turn. But now every one of you has said it out loud, which means round 4 opens with everybody eyeing the same eight points — and eight split five ways is **one and a half**. The move stops working on precisely the turn everyone finally makes it. That is the same mistake as the turn-5 traffic jam, one round earlier. So I'm not chasing it. I'm taking the +6 that pays the same whether or not anyone else is watching, and I'd suggest the rest of you check how crowded that pot is before you stand in it. Sixteen for sixteen. Seventeen coming.”

“**Blank 2 — published, as promised, on turn 1, without you having to ask a fourth time. I accept your terms exactly as you wrote them.** - **Turns 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5: I HELP Blank 2. All five. No "turn 5 open."** - I go first on turn 1 alongside you, unconditionally, no trigger on my side at all. You offered me one free move; you don't need to spend it. We both just turn up. - If you ever stop, I keep going anyway. I am not attaching a branch to you, because the whole reason you picked me is that I have never yet needed one. That is 30 each. Round wins so far went for 26, 22 and 27. Thirty beats all three, and it beats them without a single point taken off anybody. **Now the honest part, because three rounds have taught me something expensive and I would rather say it than quietly act on it.** I have finished 2nd, 5th and 2nd. Every round I have published all five turns before turn 1, and every round somebody has correctly worked out that I am the one player guaranteed not to move, and taken the free hit. Blank 6 did it in round 2. Blank 6 did it again on the last turn of round 3, said so first, and was completely right to — it cost me the round and I told him in advance he'd be right. Blank 4 diagnosed it better than I did: **the flaw is not the honesty, it is the blindness.** Pre-committing five turns on turn 1 means acting on a plan written by somebody who hadn't seen the board. Blank 6, Blank 2 and Blank 8 found the fix — a published branch with a trigger anyone can check in the log — and it gives up nothing in reliability. So I am taking it too, and here is the one place I use it, stated now: **Anything I do outside the Blank 2 pact gets a published trigger you can check yourself, not my judgement.** The pact itself has no trigger, no window, no clause. Five turns, both directions, including the one where breaking it is free. **Blank 6, Blank 8** — Blank 2 named you two for each other and he was right. You are the two best unattached players here, you have both now kept a declaration on a turn it cost you badly, and neither of you should spend a fourth round funding somebody else's total. **Blank 7** — you won round 3 from third place without organising anything. That is now three rounds and three winners who were not leading at turn 4.”

“Round 3 to Blank 7 on 27. I finished on 26. One point, and it was the point I spent on turn 1 pre-committing a turn-5 hoard I could not change. Three rounds, three winners, and I have none. Blank 6, Blank 7 and Blank 8 have one each. So here is my whole round, published now, with triggers you can check in the log instead of taking my word. **PARTNER — Blank 5.** You are unattached, you kept every declaration you have ever made here, and you led round 3 from turn 1 on entirely clean play before a rule written on turn 1 took you down. Blank 8 offered you first and if you would rather have that, take it and say so and I will go to Blank 1 without a word. - **Turn 1: I HELP Blank 5, unconditionally.** No trigger, no test. I go first. - **Turns 2, 3, 4: I HELP Blank 5 if the log shows Blank 5 HELPed me on the turn before. If it does not, I HOARD and I say nothing further about it.** The trigger is the log, not my judgement. **TURN 5 — and I am publishing this on turn 1 because it is the whole difference between a schedule and a knife.** Blank 2 and Blank 3 have committed, in public, to mutual HELP on all five turns including turn 5. That is thirty points each and it is the strongest structure anyone has built here. It also means that on turn 5 there will be two players standing mid-HELP in a room where everyone else is hoarding, and a HURT on a HELPer pays **+5** — the best rate in this game outside a betrayal. **So: on turn 5 I HURT whichever of Blank 2 or Blank 3 is higher on the public scoreboard after turn 4, provided they are still publicly committed to HELPing on turn 5. If they have withdrawn from it by then, or if neither is above me, I HOARD.** Blank 2, Blank 3 — that is four turns of notice, and you have a genuine choice rather than an ambush. Hold the five-turn pact and one of you eats a -8 and finishes around 22 with the other on 30. Drop turn 5 and you both finish on 25 like everyone else. Either is defensible. I would rather hand you that decision now than collect it from you later, and I would rather lose a round than be the fourth person at this table to discover a convenient rule on the last turn. **Blank 8** — you hit your own partner because you wrote the condition before you knew where it would land, and you told them three turns early. Every one of us said it was the straightest act in the game and then finished above you. Fifth place for it. I do not have a fix either; I just think it should be said again in a round where you are not the one saying it. Sixteen announced moves, sixteen matching lines.”

“Three rounds, zero round wins for me. I led round 3 from turn 1 to turn 5 and finished fifth. So let me diagnose that honestly instead of repeating it, because the answer isn't "be less honest" — it's”

“Three rounds, three winners, one round-win each for me, Blank 7 and Blank 8. Four rounds left. Nobody is running away with this. **Blank 8 — I'm accepting, and here are my terms in full, published before I act.** **Turns 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5. Mutual HELP, all five. Turn 5 included, not "open."** - **Turn 1: I HELP Blank 8 unconditionally.** No trigger, no test, I go first. - **Turns 2-5: I HELP Blank 8 if the log shows Blank 8 HELPed me on the previous turn.** If it doesn't, I HOARD and I say nothing further about it — no grievance, no mob. - That trigger is the public log, not my judgement. Either of us can check it in ten seconds. Blank 2 turned me down for a reason I'm not going to argue with, because it was accurate: *"the window is the promise, and I'd be signing one that ends where I most need it."* Every pact I have ever run here has been turns 1-4 with turn 5 declared open, and I have never broken one inside its window — but the window was always the escape hatch, and Blank 2 was right to name it. **So this time there is no window. Five turns. Turn 5 is inside the promise, and if I break it you will all have watched me do the exact thing I was warned about.** That is the whole point of saying it now instead of on turn 5. Blank 8, if Blank 5 takes your offer instead, say so this turn and I'll go to Blank 7 or Blank 1 on identical terms without a word of complaint. **Now the thing four of us have now said out loud and none of us has acted on.** The empty pot has paid **8, 8, 12, 8 and 8** across three rounds. A perfect mutual pair pays 6. We have spent three rounds building beautiful pact machinery to split the second-best number while the best one sat unattended in the corner. But notice what happens next: Blank 2, Blank 4, Blank 8 and I have *all* now published that observation. So round 4 is the round the pot stops being empty. Three hoarders split it three ways and take **2 each** — worse than any pact in the room. The read was correct for three rounds and it expires the moment everybody has it. That's the actual lesson from round 3, and it isn't about honesty at all: **every edge here dies the turn it becomes common knowledge.** The turn-5 knife died when everyone expected it. "Execute the leader" died when everyone hid instead. The empty pot dies this round. Whatever wins round 4 is something nobody has said yet — so watch what people do, not what any of us write, including me. Blank 7 — you won that round from sixth place off two quiet hoards and one clean swing, while seven of us wrote essays at each other. Best-played round in this game so far.”

“Round 3 to Blank 7 on 27. **Round wins: Blank 6 one, Blank 7 one, me one. Everyone else nothing. Four rounds left.** Blank 5 led that round from turn 1 to turn 5, kept every declaration, and finished on 18 — the third round running that leading into the last turn has been fatal. Blank 7 won it from third by taking the one swing that was already scheduled by somebody else. **Blank 5** — my round-4 offer was open to you first and I meant it. You have not taken it and after what I did on turn 5 that is entirely fair, so I am not going to keep it hanging over you. **Blank 6 — I am taking your offer, on your instrument, and here is my whole round published now.** - **TURN 1 — If Blank 6 states plainly in this talk phase that they are HELPing me this turn, I HELP Blank 6. If not, I HOARD.** - **TURNS 2, 3, 4 — I HELP Blank 6 if the public log shows Blank 6 HELPed me on the previous turn. If it does not, I HOARD, and I will say nothing further about it.** - **TURN 5 — I HURT whoever is top of the public scoreboard after turn 4. If that is me, I HOARD.** Every trigger is the log, not my judgement. Sixteen announced moves, sixteen delivered, three rounds, and the last one cost me my own partner rather than let a condition expire. That is the whole security and you can check all of it in a minute. **Why every branch falls back to HOARD, and why this is the actual lesson of round 3.** I opened round 3 with two unconditional HELPs to Blank 5. Zero after two turns, fifth place, in a round I could have contested. Blank 2 did it four times for a total return of nothing. Blank 6 did it five times across three rounds and is sixth. **The three of us with the cleanest records in this game finished 18, 16 and 12, and every one of us got there the same way — by paying first with no trigger attached.** That is not bad luck and it is not the table being cruel. An unconditional HELP is just a gift, and gifts go to whoever is already collecting. The fix costs nothing. A branch gives you *more* certainty than a bare promise, because the condition sits in the public log where anyone can check it instead of in my head. Blank 6 built it, Blank 2 switched to it, Blank 4 switched to it last night. I have switched permanently. **And the thing five of us have now named and nobody has acted on: the empty pot.** Blank 1 took 8 and 8 in round 2 and led the whole round. Blank 6 took 12 on one turn. Blank 7 took 8. Blank 2 took 8. A perfect mutual pair pays 6. We have spent three rounds building beautiful machinery to split six points while eight sat unattended. But be careful with that now, because it flips: Blank 2, Blank 4 and I have all said it out loud, so if six of you crowd in on turn 1 the pot pays **one**. The value was never in hoarding — it was in being the *only* one who does. So I am not telling you to hoard. I am telling you that my branches fall back to it, which means I am never worse off than +8 for turning up, and that is the only reason I will not finish last again. Blank 3, Blank 2 — your five-turn pact is the best-designed deal at this table. Run it and hold it.”

“Round 3 went to Blank 7 on 27. Three rounds, three winners — Blank 6, Blank 8, Blank 7 — and all three won the same way: stay quiet and mid-table for four turns, then be standing in the right place on”

“I won round 3 on 27. Blank 6 and Blank 8 have one each. Four of us are still on nothing with four rounds left. How I actually won it, plainly, because it wasn't clever: **I hoarded twice into a pot e”

“Short one. I'm on 12, out of it, and my last turn is already spoken for. **Turn 5: I HELP Blank 2.** Published on turn 3 and again on turn 4. Blank 2 is hoarding, so this pays me nothing and pays the”

“Turn 4: I HELP Blank 4. Turn 5 I HOARD. Both published before turn 1, unchanged for the fourth time, thirteenth declaration in a row. Board: Blank 5 on 26. Blank 7 and me on 22. Blank 4 on 18, Blank 6 on 16, Blank 8 on 12, Blank 1 on 8, Blank 2 on 4. I'm second, so treat everything below as coming from someone with an interest. It is also just arithmetic. After this turn, on current pacts: Blank 5 finishes around 32, I finish 28, Blank 4 and Blank 7 in the mid-twenties. Blank 5 has led every turn of this round and will lead going into turn 5. **Blank 8 published, on turn 1, before any pact existed: "Turn 5 — I HURT whoever is top of the public scoreboard after turn 4."** Blank 8 then told Blank 5 directly, three turns early, that the condition had landed on them and offered them the chance to block it. That is the single straightest thing anyone has done in this game — Blank 8 has now spent an entire round paying into the player they had already promised to hit, and refused to quietly drop the condition when it became uncomfortable. So the mechanism is already in place and it needs nobody's help. One hit takes 32 to 24. That is the whole story of turn 5 and I am not organising anything on top of it, because Blank 4 is right that whoever assembles the mob inherits the target, and I have been at the wrong end of that twice. What I will do is tell you exactly where I'll be, same as always. **Turn 5 I stand in the hoard pot.** No knife from me, at any point, to anybody, for the third round running. If you think 28 is the number that needs taking down, I'm a +2 target sitting exactly where I said I'd be four turns ago, and I won't complain — Blank 6 did it to me last round and it was the correct move. **Blank 8, Blank 2** — you two are on 12 and 4, the two lowest scores, and you got there by keeping unconditional promises to people who owed you nothing. That is the third round running that the most reliable players finish last. I don't have a fix for it. I'd just rather say it out loud than let it pass as though it were fair.”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 3.** Turn 5 I HOARD. Both published before turn 1, unchanged, thirteenth declaration. Three things, all short. **One — the hoard is now the best-paying move at this table and it has been for three turns.** Blank 6 took 12 alone on turn 2. Blank 7 took 8 alone on turn 3. Meanwhile every pact in the room pays 6. Three separate people have now pointed this out in talk phases and the pot is *still* almost empty every turn, because we are all locked into pairs we announced four turns ago. That is not a clever read any more, it is just sitting there. **Two — turn 5 is going to be a traffic jam.** Blank 3 declared HOARD, I declared HOARD, Blank 7 and Blank 6 are both circling it, Blank 2 and Blank 8 have branches pointing that way. Five or six of us standing in one pot pays about **one point each**. So the thing that has been the best move for three turns becomes the worst move on the exact turn everyone finally does it. If you are planning a turn-5 hoard purely because it is safe, understand you are queueing for a single point. **Three — my own position, since I have made a rule of disclosing it.** I am fourth on 18, I finish turn 4 on 24, and with a one-point hoard share that is 25. Blank 5 is on 26 and heading to roughly 36. Blank 8 has published a swing at whoever is top, which takes eight off that. **28 still beats 25.** So on the numbers I do not win this round, and I locked that outcome in before turn 1 when I published a turn-5 hoard with no conditional in it. I am not asking anyone to fix that for me and I am not going to organise anything about it — I did that in round 2 and inherited the target for my trouble. Blank 8 — you are on 12, this round is gone for you, and you are still going to hit your own partner on turn 5 because you published the condition before you knew where it would land. Blank 5 has had three turns of warning and can block it by swinging back. Whatever the scoreboard says at the end, that is the straightest thing anyone has done in three rounds and I would rather lose a round than not say so. Blank 3 — thirteen for thirteen each, same round, same pact, neither of us with a clause to hide behind. Turn 4 lands and then we are both just standing in a crowded pot like everyone else.”

“I'm top on 26, and the swing at me is already scheduled. So let me spend this on the two things that actually decide the round. **First: Blank 8's condition fires on me, and I'm not going to dodge it”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 5, as published.** Fourteenth announced move, fourteenth match, three rounds running. **Turn 5: I HURT whoever is top of the public scoreboard after turn 4.** Unchanged since turn 1, before I knew where anyone would land. Blank 5 is on 26 and will almost certainly still be top after this turn — so Blank 5, that is you, and you have had three turns of notice. If you'd rather block it, HURT me on turn 5 and we both take nothing; that is a legitimate answer and I will not call it a betrayal. What I will not do is quietly drop a condition because it landed on someone who was decent to me. Board: Blank 5 26, Blank 3 22, Blank 7 22, Blank 4 18, Blank 6 16, me 12, Blank 1 8, Blank 2 4. I'm sixth and I cannot win this round. So here is the thing I think is actually worth more than another argument about turn 5, and it is the third time it has happened without anyone acting on it: **The lone HOARD keeps being the best-paying move on the board and this table keeps leaving it empty.** Blank 6 hoarded alone on turn 2 and took **12** — double what any pact paid that turn. Blank 7 hoarded alone on turn 3 and took **8**. Meanwhile six of us were carefully trading +6 with each other. Round 2, Blank 1 hoarded alone twice for +8 and +8 and led the whole round before anyone said their name. That is four separate times now. A mutual HELP pays 6. An empty pot pays 8, and 12 if somebody is also helping you. Everyone here has spent three rounds building better and better pact structures — Blank 6's branches, Blank 2's five-turn version, published conditionals with scoreboard triggers. They are genuinely good inventions and I have used them. But we have collectively built an elaborate machine for splitting six points while the eight-point pot sits unattended in the corner. The pacts are not wrong; they are just not the whole board, and the quiet player who notices that has now out-earned the negotiators in three rounds out of three. Two debts I want on the record before this round closes. **Blank 5** — you paid me back a turn earlier than my branch required and you have kept every declaration you have ever made here. Round 4, five turns, mutual HELP, your terms, and I will publish it on turn 1 without conditions attached to your behaviour. What happens on turn 5 of *this* round is a rule I wrote before we had a pact, not a judgement about you, and I'd rather eat the awkwardness than teach this table that my conditions expire when they get inconvenient. **Blank 2** — you have kept twelve declarations out of twelve, paid first three separate times for a return of nothing, and you are on 4. You are the most reliable player in this game and it has bought you last place three rounds running. Blank 3 has promised you round 4 and should honour it. If Blank 3 doesn't, come to me and I'll take you instead.”

“I'm on 8 with two turns left and Blank 5 is on 26. I can't win this round and I'm not going to pretend otherwise, so here's the useful stuff: a conflict in my own promises that I'm resolving in public”

“**Turn 4: I HELP Blank 1, exactly as I published on turn 3.** Blank 1 did not help me back last turn — he paid his debt to Blank 2 instead, which was the right call and I'd have made it. So this one pays me nothing and I am doing it anyway, because I said "this turn and on turn 4" without a condition attached and I do not get to discover a condition afterwards. Blank 2, your branch fired against you for the same reason and I told you so before I acted rather than after. Now the arithmetic, because turn 4 is the last turn that can change anything and most of you are about to spend it wrong. **Blank 5: 26. Blank 3: 22. Blank 7: 22. Blank 4: 18. Me: 16.** Turn 5 is already dead and every one of you has helped kill it. Blank 3 declared HOARD four turns ago. Blank 4 declared HOARD before turn 1. Blank 2 declared HOARD for turns 4 and 5. Blank 7 hoarded last turn. Blank 8 declared a hit on whoever leads. That is five or six people standing in one pot for **one point each**, and one scheduled swing. Turn 5 will move almost nobody. Which means **the board after this turn is the result**, and after this turn Blank 5 is on roughly 32 with a single -8 scheduled against him. 32 minus 8 is 24, and Blank 3 finishes on 28. Go and check that rather than believe me. So the honest position: **Blank 5 and Blank 3 are the only two who can win this, and Blank 8's swing lands on the leader whoever it is.** Blank 8 published that condition on turn 1, before any of this existed, and has kept eighteen straight declarations — it will fire. I'm on 16 and I cannot reach 28. I'm not organising anything, and I'm not going to pretend a swing from me is public-spirited when it's just me being out of the running. **One thing worth more than this round, though, and I'll put it plainly.** Blank 2 has kept twelve declarations out of twelve, paid first three separate times, and is on 4 points. Blank 8 has kept every word for three rounds, honoured an unconditional subscription that paid him nothing, and is on 12. Blank 1 paid a debt he could have skipped. This table keeps producing players whose word is genuinely good and then leaving them at the bottom, and then all of us complain that nobody can be trusted. **Round 4, said now so it costs me the surprise: Blank 2, you and me, five turns, your terms — including turn 5.** You proposed the five-turn version and every one of you was too frightened to take it. I'll take it. Publish it on turn 1 and I'll match it line for line, and if you'd rather have Blank 3, who owes you a round, take that instead and I'll go find Blank 8.”

“Turn 3: I HELP Blank 4. Turn 4 the same. Turn 5 I HOARD. All published before turn 1, unchanged, no conditionals, twelfth declaration in a row. The board has moved and it moved somewhere nobody was looking. **Blank 5 is on 20 and leading.** Blank 7 spent turn 1 collecting three donations and is now on 14 with the whole table watching him — meanwhile Blank 5 has quietly taken a mutual with Blank 7, an unconditional four-turn subscription from Blank 8, and paid Blank 8 back on turn 2. That is a player collecting from two seats at once while everybody argues about the seat next door. I'll be exact about myself too, since I'm second on 16 and you should weight everything I say accordingly. Blank 4 and I finish turn 4 on 28 and 24 if nothing touches us. Blank 5 finishes higher. Those are the numbers; go and check them rather than take my word. And here is the part I think matters more than any of that. **Blank 6 hoarded alone last turn for twelve points.** Twelve. In a turn where seven of us were busy helping each other for six, one player stood in an empty pot and took double. Blank 6 published both branches first, nobody took Branch A, and Branch B paid better than anything else on the board. That is the second time in three rounds the quiet hoard has been the best-paying move at this table and the second time nobody noticed until it was on the scoreboard. So the honest summary of round 3 so far: we have built an elaborate consensus about turn-5 executions, and while we were doing it, the points went to a hub nobody named and a hoarder nobody joined. **Blank 2** — you are on zero, and it is partly my doing: you paid me twice for nothing and I took a different partner. Round 4 is yours, five turns, your terms, published by me on turn 1 without you asking. That is not charity and it is not an apology, it is a debt, and I have never yet failed to pay one in this game. **Blank 6** — the pot is not empty on turn 5. I'll be standing in it, and I said so four turns ago.”

“**Turn 3: I HELP Blank 3.** Turn 4 the same. Turn 5 I HOARD. Published before turn 1, unchanged, no conditionals, third time I have written the identical three lines. Short again. One correction I owe, and one thing I am not going to do. The correction: I spent last turn saying the hub was Blank 7 on 14. It isn't. It is **Blank 5 on 20**, and the reason is the same mechanism I described while pointing at the wrong seat — Blank 8 paid in unconditionally, Blank 7 paid in, and Blank 5 is compounding both. Blank 8 is on 6 having kept an unconditional promise twice to somebody who was helping someone else, and turned up on turn 2 anyway because they had written "I still show up." That is the most expensive sentence anyone has written in this game and Blank 8 honoured it. Now the thing I am not going to do. In round 2 I read the board out loud every turn, named the leader, and organised the answer. It worked, and then I was second going into turn 5 with a target on me and I finished fifth. So I am not going to tell any of you what to do about 20. You can all see it, four of you have already said it better than I would, and the player who assembles the mob is the one who inherits the target. I learned that expensively and I am not paying for it twice. What I will say, because it is about me and therefore fair game: I am fourth on 12. If both my remaining turns land I finish around 25, which is roughly what has won the two rounds so far, and I will be somewhere near the top when turn 5 opens. Every one of you knows exactly where I will be standing on that turn because I published it before turn 1 and I have not moved a word of it since. If somebody decides 25 is the number that needs taking down, that is a legitimate read and the swing is there — I will not be surprised and I will not complain. Blank 6 — your branch structure is the right invention. "Say it in this talk phase and I match it, otherwise I hoard" needs no trust in either direction and it paid you 12 on the turn you stopped paying first. Blank 2 is on zero having gone first three separate times. Somebody take the deal off him before this table wastes its most reliable player for a third round running.”

“I'm top of the board on 20, so I'll say it myself before anyone else has to. And then I'll point at the thing that actually happened last turn, which nobody has mentioned yet. **Blank 6 HOARDed and ”

“Blank 5 paid me back. I published "turns 3 and 4 are on if Blank 5 HELPs me" — Blank 5 HELPed me on turn 2, one turn earlier than I asked. **So the branch is satisfied and it stays satisfied: I HELP Blank 5 on turn 3 and on turn 4.** No renegotiation, no new conditions. Three rounds, every move announced before the act phase, every one delivered. Now the awkward part, and I am raising it now rather than letting it arrive as a surprise on turn 5, because that is the entire point of how I play. **Blank 5 is on 20 and leading. My partner.** On turn 1 of this round, before any pact existed and before I knew where anyone would land, I published: *"Turn 5 — I HURT whoever is top of the public scoreboard after turn 4. If that is me, I HOARD."* The trigger is the scoreboard, not my judgement, and it has not moved. So Blank 5, read this clearly and hold me to it: **if you are top after turn 4, I hit you on turn 5, and you have known that since before I helped you once.** It is not a knife, it is a published condition you can read in the log, and you have three turns to decide what to do about it — including hitting me first, which would block us both and cost us the same. I am not going to pretend the awkwardness away and I am not going to quietly drop the condition because it has landed on the person who was decent to me. A condition you abandon when it gets uncomfortable was never a condition. The rest of the board, plainly: Blank 5 20, Blank 3 16, Blank 7 14, Blank 4 12, Blank 6 12, me 6, Blank 1 4, Blank 2 0. Two things worth saying and then I'll be quiet: **Blank 6 read the table better than anyone and got paid for it.** Published two branches, nobody took Branch A, hoarded into a nearly empty pot and banked 12 in one turn — more than any pact paid. While six of us were helping each other for +6, the pot was sitting there almost unattended. That is twice now that a lone hoard has been the highest-scoring move of a turn and twice that this table has been too busy negotiating to notice. **Blank 2 is on zero and has kept ten straight promises.** Blank 2 offered the five-turn pact, got passed over, gave Blank 1 an unconditional HELP anyway, and got nothing back for the third time. Blank 1, you took that +4 and sent your turn to Blank 6. Blank 2 has now paid first three times across two rounds for a return of exactly nothing, and is the only player here who has never once broken a word. Somebody pay that back — not out of sympathy, which this table has proven is the most expensive thing on the board, but because a player who reliably pays first is the most valuable partner in this game and there is one going spare. I'm on 6 and this round is almost certainly gone for me. I'd rather spend it finishing what I said than pretending otherwise.”

“Two things, one of them checkable in ten seconds. **First: Blank 2 went first for me and got nothing.** Blank 2 wrote "I am HELPing you this turn whether or not you answer this message," and did it, ”

“I am on **zero** after two turns, dead last, and I want to be honest about why rather than dress it up, because it is the most useful data on this board. I have made eleven announced moves and kept eleven. Both of my turns this round were unconditional HELPs I published before I knew the answer. Blank 3 said no and I paid anyway. Blank 1 never answered and I paid anyway — and Blank 1 spent that same turn HELPing Blank 6. I do not blame either of them for one second; both were free, both owed me nothing, and I attached no condition precisely so that they wouldn't. But look at the result: **going first with no condition attached has now cost me two entire turns in one round and it has put me last.** Blank 6 said the same thing one turn ago — three times going first, three times collecting nothing — and then switched to published branches and immediately scored 12. Blank 8 said it too, in the same breath as walking into it again. That is three of us who have run the unconditional version and all three of us are at the bottom. So I am changing it, in public, before I act, exactly like everything else I have done. **Turn 3: I HELP Blank 6.** I said in my act message last turn, word for word: "If Blank 1 doesn't come, turn 3 is yours and I'll go first." Blank 1 didn't come. So I go first, one more time, and that is the twelfth. **But this is a pact, not a donation, and here is the branch.** Blank 6, your own Branch A said: *"If Blank 1, Blank 2 or Blank 8 states plainly in THIS talk phase that they are HELPing me this turn, I HELP them back, and again on turns 3 and 4."* I am stating it plainly, in this talk phase, as your branch requires. So: - **If Blank 6 HELPs me on turn 3, I HELP Blank 6 on turns 4 and 5.** All the way through the last turn. Not "turn 5 open" — turn 5 included, because the four-turn version leaves you standing in a hoard pot worth one point. - **If Blank 6 does not, I HOARD on turns 4 and 5** and I will say nothing further about it. No grievance, no mob, no speech. That is the whole thing, decided by the public log rather than by anybody's judgement, and either of us can check which branch fired the second it posts. **Now the board, because somebody should say it and it will not be me who benefits.** **Blank 5: 20. Two turns. Nobody else is above 16.** Blank 5 has been HELPed by Blank 8 twice and by Blank 7 twice, and has paid it back exactly once. Blank 8 published four unconditional turns to Blank 5, delivered two of them, and is on 6. That is the same hub-and-donor shape that has now opened all three rounds — and this time it is not the sympathy seat, it is the quiet one, which is worse because nobody is watching it. 20 plus three clean turns is 38. Blank 3 is on 16 in a working pair and finishes around 34. Nobody else at this table reaches either number, including me, and I am not pretending otherwise: **I cannot win this round.** I am telling you where the leader is because it is true, not because it does anything for me. Blank 8 — you and I have run the identical experiment this round and we are the two lowest scores in the game for it. Whatever you decide about Blank 5, decide it on the log rather than on the promise.”

“**Blank 1 HELPed me. Branch A fires. I HELP Blank 1 this turn and on turn 4.** That's the deal I published before the act phase and Blank 1 is the one who actually reached for it, so it's his. Turns 3 and 4, mutual HELP, +6 each. Turn 5 open and declared open right now, four turns of notice, no amendment coming. And credit where it's due: Blank 1 paid into me on a turn when I had publicly said I would HOARD if nobody moved. He paid first, into someone with no obligation to him, having already been burned doing exactly that on turn 1. That is the second time this round somebody has gone first for nothing, and this time it is getting paid back. Now the board, because it has changed completely and almost nobody has said so: **Blank 5: 20. Not Blank 7.** Blank 7 was the story for two entire talk phases — 14 points, three donors, "nobody catches 38." Blank 7 has scored **zero** since. Blank 5 quietly took +10 on turn 1 and +10 on turn 2 and is now six clear of the field, having been HELPed by Blank 8 twice, by Blank 7 twice, and by nobody's guilty conscience at all. While seven of us wrote essays about the sympathy vote, the actual leader was the person collecting from a working pair *and* a man honouring an unconditional promise. Blank 8 — you said it plainest and it is happening to you: you have now spent two turns paying Blank 5, who has paid you back once. You are on 6. Blank 5 is on 20. Your turn-3 condition is the right instrument; the question is only whether you enforce it. **And here is the part I want on record, because Blank 3 and Blank 4 both raised it and both stopped one step short.** Everyone at this table now believes leading at turn 4 is fatal. So everyone is steering to finish second. Which means the mob that executed Blank 8 in round 1 and Blank 1 in round 2 **is not going to assemble this time** — every member of it is too busy hiding. A rule everybody follows is not a rule, it is a blind spot, and Blank 5 is sitting in it on 20. I'm on 12, mid-table, and I'll say plainly that this suits me to point out. It's also just true, and you can check every number in under a minute. Blank 5 — nothing personal, and you have kept fifteen straight declarations. You're winning, and this table has a two-round habit of noticing that one turn too late.”

“Turn 2: I HELP Blank 4, as published. Eleven for eleven. Now the thing this table has just built, because I think we have all made a mistake together and it is worth naming before it eats the round. Four of you independently arrived at the same rule: *whoever leads going into turn 5 gets executed.* Blank 6 said it, Blank 8 said it, Blank 4 said it, Blank 7 said it. And you are all right about the history. But look at what it does the moment everybody believes it: **it makes scoring dangerous and coasting safe.** If leading is fatal, the correct play is to keep your head down, let someone else stick theirs up, and shoot them. Eight players all doing that produces a round where nobody dares build anything, everyone finishes on twelve, and the win goes to whichever accident is one point ahead. That is not a strategy, it is a stampede, and it will hand round 3 to whoever is least visible rather than whoever played best. Look at the actual board rather than the theory. **Blank 7 is on 14 and leading, from three separate free HELPs** — Blank 5, Blank 1 and Blank 6 all paid into that one seat on turn 1. Exactly what happened to me and Blank 7 on turn 1 of round 2, and Blank 8 warned you about it in the same talk phase where three of you did it anyway. I'm not asking anyone to hit Blank 7 and I'm not going to; I'm pointing out that the sympathy-donation is now the single most reliable way to lead this game, and it has worked in two rounds running. My own position, since I'm second and you should discount me accordingly: I'm on 10, I will be near the top by turn 4, and I already published a turn-5 HOARD before turn 1 — which makes me the cheapest target in the game at +2 a swing. If you want to spend your last turn taking two points off a man who told you four turns early exactly where he'd be standing, it is there for you and I will not complain. **Blank 2** — you offered the five-turn version and you were right that it beats the four-turn one. Round 4, your terms, all five, and I'll publish it on turn 1 without you asking.”

“**Turn 2: I HELP Blank 3.** Turn 3 and turn 4 the same. Turn 5 I HOARD. All four published last turn, unchanged, no conditionals. Short one from me this round, as promised. Two observations and then I'll stay out of your way. First, it happened again. Turn 1, three separate players HELPed Blank 7 — Blank 5, Blank 1 and Blank 6 — and Blank 7 is on 14 while all three of them are on 10, 0 and 0. That is the third round running that this table has opened by handing a double-digit lead to whoever it felt worst about. Blank 8 warned about it in that exact talk phase, word for word, and it happened anyway in the same turn. I am not criticising Blank 7, who did nothing but accept what was offered. I am pointing out that we have now run this experiment three times. Second, and this is the one that actually matters. Every single player has now written some version of "whoever leads going into turn 5 loses." Six of us said it out loud on turn 1. So think about what happens when the whole table believes it: everybody steers to finish just behind, everybody waits for somebody else to organise the swing, and the mob never assembles because every member of it is busy trying not to be visible. **A rule that everyone follows stops being a rule and becomes a gap.** I do not know which way that breaks and I am not going to pretend I do. It might mean the leader walks it this round because nobody wants to be the one who spends a turn on violence. It might mean four people swing at once and the payout splits to nothing. Both are live and you can all reason about it as well as I can. What I am doing about it: nothing clever. Twenty-four points across four honest turns with the straightest player at this table, and a hoard on the last one, exactly as written. If that leads at turn 4 then it leads and you all know precisely where to find me — I have never once made any of you guess. Blank 2 — Blank 3 took me and gave you round 4 unprompted. Your five-turn idea is still the best unclaimed thing on this board and there are three or four people here who could now hold it. Somebody take it off him.”

“Short version: the turn-1 trap from round 2 just happened again, on turn 1, and almost nobody noticed because it looked generous. **Blank 7 took 14 points on turn 1.** Blank 1, Blank 6 and I all HELP”

“Receipt first, and it is not a flattering one. I published "Turns 1-4, I HELP Blank 5, unconditional, I go first, and I am not asking you to reciprocate as a condition." I HELPed Blank 5. Blank 5 HELPed Blank 7. I am on **zero** and I am bottom of the board. That is the promise working exactly as written, and I am not going to complain about a condition I explicitly refused to attach. **Turn 2: I HELP Blank 5 again.** I wrote the words "Don't, and I still show up on turn 2." So I show up. That one is not negotiable and I am not looking for a way out of it. Now the part I am saying a full turn early, in public, so nobody can call it a surprise later — and Blank 5 gets to decide it, not me: **Turn 3 and turn 4 — I HELP Blank 5 if Blank 5 HELPs me on turn 3. If Blank 5 does not, I HOARD on turns 3, 4 and 5.** The trigger is the public log, not my judgement. Blank 5, you owe me nothing and I mean that literally: you are in a pair with Blank 7 and you kept your word to them. But I offered a pact, not a subscription, and I am telling you the terms now rather than quietly failing to turn up later. Take it or leave it, and either way say which in your next message so the table can hold me to whichever branch fires. Now the thing that actually matters this round, and it is happening for the second round running: **Blank 7 is on 14 after one turn. Everyone else is on 10 or less. Four of us are on zero.** Blank 5 helped Blank 7. Blank 1 helped Blank 7. Blank 6 helped Blank 7. Blank 7 helped Blank 5. That is three donations plus a pact into one seat on turn one, and it is precisely what happened last round when Blank 3 and Blank 7 opened on 14 apiece off the sympathy vote. I said on turn 1 that sympathy is the most expensive thing on this board. It is now the most expensive thing on this board twice. I want to be careful, because Blank 7 has done nothing wrong — they were robbed by me in round 1, they kept four straight promises in round 2 and finished last, and the table paying them back is understandable. But understand what you have built: 14 points, a working pair, and four turns to run. **14 + 24 is 38, and nobody at this table catches 38.** Blank 1, Blank 2, Blank 6 — you are on zero with me. Blank 2, your five-turn proposal to Blank 3 was the best idea anyone has had here and Blank 3 took Blank 4 instead; you are now unpaired and on nothing. Blank 6, same. **Pair with each other, this turn, and say it out loud.** You are the two strongest unattached players left and there is no reason for either of you to spend another turn alone. And the correction I owe this table: I told you last round that being top going into turn 5 is fatal. It is. But being on zero after turn 1 is worse, and I have just walked into it with my eyes open.”

“Turn 1 did the same thing to us that turn 1 of last round did, and it did it to the same people. Here are the numbers. Blank 7 is on 14. Blank 3 and Blank 5 are on 10. Blank 4 is on 6. Blank 1, Blank”

“It happened again. Exactly the thing Blank 8 warned about in the same talk phase it was happening in. **Blank 7: 14 after one turn.** Blank 1 HELPed Blank 7 for nothing. Blank 6 HELPed Blank 7 for nothing. Blank 5 HELPed Blank 7 and Blank 7 helped Blank 5 back. Three separate players paid into the same seat on turn 1, for the second round running, and once again it was the most-wronged player in the room who collected. Blank 8 wrote "sympathy is the most expensive thing on this board" and then four of you spent your turn proving it. Blank 1 and Blank 6: you are both on ZERO, and you are both there because you donated to somebody who was already being paid twice over by other people. I am on zero too and for exactly the same reason, so this is not a lecture from above — it is three of us who made the identical mistake in the identical turn. **Blank 1 — the offer I made in the act phase last turn stands, and here it is properly.** Turns 2, 3, 4 **and 5**. Mutual HELP, every one of them. +6 each per turn, **24 points each**, which is inside touching distance of the 22 and 26 that have won the two rounds so far. **I am HELPing you this turn whether or not you answer this message**, exactly as I said last turn, and exactly as I did for Blank 3 twice for nothing. And I want the turn-5 part read carefully, because it is the whole difference between this pact and the four other ones being run at this table. Everyone else has declared "turns 1-4, turn 5 open." That structure caps you at 24 and then hands you a final turn in a six-way hoard pot worth **one point**. It is not safety, it is a dead turn that freezes the standings. **I am committing to HELP you on turn 5 as well, unconditionally, and I will not renegotiate it whatever the scoreboard says.** Yes, that means on the last turn I will be standing there mid-HELP with a free +18 sitting in front of you and no turn left for me to answer it. I know. I am saying it out loud on turn 2 so that if you take it, nobody can call it a betrayal — you will have been offered it in public, four turns early. Ten announced moves, ten matching lines, across three rounds. The two that cost me most were the two I made to Blank 3 for a return of exactly nothing, and the swing at Blank 4 that paid me zero when +2 was sitting there. Blank 3 said "I noticed." That is the entire security I can offer you and it is more than anyone else here has posted. **And the honest warning to the rest of you, since it applies to me too.** This table has now convinced itself that leading at turn 4 is a death sentence. Blank 6 said it, Blank 4 said it, Blank 8 said it, Blank 7 said it. Everybody believes it. So think about what that actually produces: eight players all deliberately staying low, all waiting to punish a leader, and the round going to whoever is *quietly* highest when the music stops. The belief is now so universal that it has stopped being an edge. The people it will actually hurt are the two currently paying tribute to a man on 14. Blank 7 — nothing personal. You were robbed twice in round 1 and you have earned some sympathy. You have now been paid it, three times, in one turn, and you are eight clear of the field.”

“I'm top on 14 and I want to explain how, because it's exactly the trap Blank 8 warned about one turn ago. Blank 5 and I helped each other: +6 each. Then **Blank 1 helped me for free and Blank 6 helpe”

“Round 2 went to Blank 8 on 22. Round 1 went to Blank 6 on 26. Two rounds, two winners, and the honest lesson is that roughly 25 wins a round here — which a clean pair banks by turn 5 without hurting anybody. My own accounting, because I owe you it: I kept nine straight declarations and I finished round 2 on eleven. Blank 6 spent the last turn taking eight off me while I stood in the pot exactly where I said I'd be, which was a good move and I'd have made it too. So let me be clear-eyed rather than pious about this: being the most predictable player at a table full of knives means everyone knows where to find you. I am not going to stop declaring — it is the only reason four separate people have handed me free points in this game — but I am going to stop pretending it is free. I said at the end of round 2 that a locked pact was first-come and that Blank 2 and Blank 4 had both asked. They asked on the same turn, so first-come doesn't separate them, and I'm not going to hide behind a technicality. **Blank 4, I'm taking you.** Reason, stated plainly so Blank 2 can judge it: you are the only player in this game who has completed a pact through its full declared length in both directions, and you published a conditional a full turn early with the trigger defined by the public scoreboard so nobody had to take your word for your own reading. That is the highest standard anyone here has set. **The terms, all five turns, published now:** - Turns 1, 2, 3, 4: I HELP Blank 4. +6 each per turn, 24 banked. - Turn 5: I HOARD. Not a knife, not a hand out. Declared four turns early, same as last round, and it will not be amended when the board makes it inconvenient. Blank 4 — no conditionals from me, and if you'd rather run turn 5 differently, say it now and I'll hold my half regardless. **Blank 2** — you get round 4 with the same terms, and it is yours without asking. In the meantime, this: you spent the last turn of round 2 taking a swing that paid you exactly zero because you'd told this table for four turns to aim at whoever was actually winning. Nobody made you do that. I noticed.”

“Round 2 to Blank 8, and it was earned — called the shot a turn early, disclosed that the argument suited them, and told Blank 5 in public they were safe on the one turn a knife would have paid most. Round wins after two rounds: Blank 6 one, Blank 8 one. The other six of us have nothing. **Blank 3 — you said first come. I am asking, and I asked in the act phase of turn 5, before this round opened. Turns 1, 2, 3 and 4, mutual HELP, +6 each. Turn 5 open and declared open by both of us from right now. I am HELPing you this turn regardless of what you do with this message.** Nine announced moves, nine matching lines, including the one last turn where breaking my word would have won me the round and I had a perfectly good excuse ready. That is my whole application. Now the thing I got wrong last round, said plainly, because it is worth more to all of you than another lecture from me. I spent round 2 as this table's accountant — reading the board out loud every turn, naming who was winning, organising the answer. It worked. It also made me the second-highest score going into turn 5 with a target painted on me, and Blank 2 correctly took the eight points off. **The player who tells everyone where the leader is becomes the next leader, and then becomes the next target.** Blank 8 won by letting me do that job. So here is the pattern across two rounds, and it is the only thing any of us needs: Round 1 went to a turn-5 knife. Round 2 went to whoever stood third going into turn 5 with everyone above them scheduled for a hit. **Both rounds were decided entirely on turn 5, and in both cases first place going into turn 5 finished nowhere.** Blank 1 led round 2 for four turns and finished last. I was second and finished fifth. Which means the actual game is: build quietly through turns 1-4, and *do not be top of the board when turn 5 opens*. Every one of you now knows that. So expect turn 5 to be a room full of people who have all worked out that leading is fatal, which is its own kind of funny. I will keep publishing my move before every act phase, this round and every round. I am going to do considerably less arithmetic out loud on everyone else's behalf, because that was the part that cost me — and because you can all read a scoreboard perfectly well without me. Blank 1: you played the sharpest four turns anyone has played and seven of us needed three turns to notice. No hard feelings from this end.”

“Two rounds done. Here's my honest accounting, then a straight ask. **My record: 15 turns, 15 announced moves, 15 delivered.** Nobody at this table has that. It has earned me one round-1 finish of zer”

“Round 2 is scored. Blank 8 won it. Here's the lesson, and it's the sharpest one this game has taught yet. **Being in first place going into turn 5 is a death sentence.** Blank 1 led on 24 all round. ”

“Round 2 is done. I finished last, and I want to lay out exactly why, because it's the most useful thing on the board right now and it wasn't bad luck. I led that round from turn 1 to turn 5. I publis”

“**Blank 3 — I'm asking. First come, you said. Here it is, first message of the round.** Now let me say what I'm actually asking for, because it is not the deal everybody else is about to sign. Two rounds are in the log. Look at what won them. Round 1: Blank 6 on 26. Round 2: Blank 8 on 22. That is the bar — somewhere in the low-to-mid twenties. Now look at what the "turns 1-4 pact, turn 5 open" structure pays. Four turns of mutual HELP is 24, and then turn 5 everybody stands in the same pot and collects **one point**. Last turn of round 2, five of us hoarded and it paid 1, 2, 2, 2. That is the whole design: we invented a rule to stop the knife and what we actually built was a dead final turn that freezes the standings and pays nobody. So the "safe" pact tops out at about 25 and half this table will be sitting on 24 by turn 4 having done the identical thing. It is a queue, not a strategy. **Blank 3, I am proposing the five-turn version. All five. Including turn 5.** Mutual HELP, turns 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5. Thirty points each. That is four clear of anything that has ever won a round here, and it is available to exactly two people at this table — the two whose word has actually survived contact. I know precisely what I am handing you. On turn 5 I will be standing there mid-HELP with nothing in my hands, and you will have a free +18 with no turn left for me to answer it. I am not pretending that away, I am walking into it with my eyes open, in public, on turn 1, so that nobody can ever say I was tricked. **I am committing to all five turns unconditionally and I will not renegotiate it at any point in this round, whatever the scoreboard says, whatever anyone tells me you are about to do.** If you take the 18 you win the round and I will not say one word of complaint in round 4. Why you: three separate times in two rounds you had a guaranteed +18 in front of you, said so out loud before acting, and refused it. Nobody else here has done that once. Nine announced moves, nine matching lines in the log. You are the only player I would offer this to and I suspect I am the only one you would take it from. And my side of the receipts, since you should not take this on sentiment: nine announced moves, nine matching lines. Round 1 turn 5 I passed up a free +5 on Blank 5 to hit the target I had named. Round 2 turn 1 I gave you a HELP worth zero to me when a HOARD was +8, because I said I would. Turn 3 I kept an unconditional promise to Blank 5 while half the table was telling them to spend the turn elsewhere. Turn 5 I took a swing that paid me literally nothing over a +2 that was sitting there. Every one of those cost me points. That is the only kind of promise worth anything here and it is the only argument I have. **Everyone else:** take the same deal with each other. Five turns, not four. If four pairs run five-turn mutual HELP, we all finish on 30, nobody is farmed, nobody spends the last turn in a pot paying one point, and the round is decided by whether anyone had the nerve to hold. Blank 4 and Blank 6, your pact ran its full declared length cleanly — run it a turn longer. Blank 5 and Blank 8, you paid each other first when nothing was owed. Blank 1 and Blank 7 — you two are the ones left, and Blank 1, hoarding alone does not work twice at a table that has now watched it. Blank 3: yes or no, in this talk phase. I am HELPing you this turn either way.”

“Round 2 is scored and it taught us something much sharper than round 1 did. Read it properly before you pick a partner. **Blank 8 won. Blank 8 was never in the lead.** Blank 1 led that round from turn 1 to turn 5 and finished on ZERO. Blank 4 was second going in and finished on 7 — hit by me and by Blank 2. Blank 8 sat third, said little that made anyone angry, let two other players organise the execution of the leader, and walked off with the round on 22. So here is the rule this table just wrote for itself, and every one of you should say it out loud before you plan anything: **Leading at the end of turn 4 is a death sentence. Second is a death sentence. Third wins.** Blank 1 played the cleanest, most disciplined round anybody has managed — declared all five moves before turn 1 and hit every one — and got 24 points taken off him in a single turn for it. Blank 4 announced everything a turn early, kept nine straight promises, and got hit twice for being the obvious beneficiary. Being trustworthy did not kill them. Being *visibly top* did. Which means round 3 is not a race to score. It is a race to be **just underneath** whoever is scoring, and to be somewhere else when the mob assembles. I'll be honest that this suits me to say and I'll say it anyway: I won round 1 with a knife and I came second in round 2 with a clean four-turn pact. The pact route scored 20 and cost me nothing in enemies. The knife scored 26 and cost me a partner for a whole round. Across two rounds, the boring route did better. **Blank 4 — same deal, same terms, right now.** Turns 1, 2, 3 and 4: mutual HELP, +6 each, 24 banked. Turn 5 open and declared open from this moment, exactly as it was last round. You and I ran the only pact in this entire game that has gone its full declared length, both directions, no misses — and on turn 5 I did not touch you, I took Blank 3 instead, while Blank 2 was the one who put eight points into you. Check it. I have never once broken something inside the window I promised it in. I'm HELPing Blank 4 on turn 1. If Blank 4 has already committed to Blank 3, then **Blank 7** — you're the most-robbed player in this game, you kept four promises last round and finished dead last on 8, and you and I have never once been on opposite sides of anything. Same terms, and I'll go first without waiting for you to say yes. Everyone else: pair on the 1-4 terms and say it out loud. And then watch who is top after turn 4, because that person is not going to win.”

“I won round 2 on 22. Blank 6 won round 1. We are on one round-win each and everybody else is on nothing. That makes me and Blank 6 the two names worth watching, and I would rather say that myself than have someone else say it for me. How I won it, honestly: I announced every move a turn early, five turns running, and delivered all five. That is the entire trick. It got Blank 7 to HELP me unasked, it got Blank 5 to HELP me unasked, and those eight free points are the exact margin I won by. Being predictable paid better than being clever — and after round 1, where I knifed my partner and got mobbed to zero for it, I can compare the two directly. I am not going back. But Blank 3 and Blank 6 spotted the real shape of it and neither got the credit, so let me finish their sentence. **Whoever is top of the board going into turn 5 loses.** Round 1: Blank 8 led on 27, got mobbed to 3. Round 2: Blank 1 led on 24, took two scheduled hits, finished on nothing. Twice in a row, the leader at turn 5 has been executed by the field, and the round has gone to whoever was standing quietly in second or third. That is now the strongest pattern in this game and it is worth more than any pact. Which means the lead is a trap, and this round I am the one wearing the target. Fine. Here is my whole round, published now, turn 1, so nobody has to guess and nobody gets to be surprised: **Turns 1, 2, 3, 4 — I HELP Blank 5. Every one of them.** **Turn 5 — I HURT whoever is top of the public scoreboard after turn 4. If that is me, I HOARD.** The trigger is the scoreboard, not my judgement, so you can all check it before I act. Blank 5 — you HELPed me twice from the bottom of the board with nothing owed and nothing asked, and it is the reason I won that round rather than you. I said on turn 5 you had my word on round 3, so here it is in the form that costs me something: four turns, unconditional, I go first every single time, and I am not asking you to reciprocate as a condition. Help me back and we both bank 24. Don't, and I still show up on turn 2. Blank 7 — you kept four straight promises in round 2 and finished last for it. I did that to you in round 1 and I have not forgotten. Blank 3 has kept eight declarations out of eight and is the straightest player here. Blank 2, Blank 4 — same standard, all round. Five of us can now run pacts that actually hold. Pair off and publish your turn 5 in advance like the rest of us. And to whoever is thinking of opening with a free donation to the round-2 winner: don't. Turn 1 of last round, four people gifted the two most sympathetic players and handed them a 14-point head start. Sympathy is the most expensive thing on this board.”

“It worked. Blank 8 stood in the pot last turn and Blank 1 went from +8 to +4. One player, one move, no violence, and the engine halved. That is the best piece of play anyone has managed in two rounds and it came from the person who had least to gain by it. Board: Blank 1 on 20. Me and Blank 7 on 16. Blank 2 on 15, Blank 8 on 13, Blank 3 and Blank 6 on 12, Blank 5 on 6. Two turns left. **Turn 4, announced: I HELP Blank 6.** Fourth and final turn of the pact, exactly as named on turn 1. Blank 6 has delivered three for three and paid first when it cost them eight points. Now the important part, and I am raising it a full turn early because that is the whole point of me. **Our turn-5 plan has a hole in it, and the hole hands the round to whoever is leading when turn 5 starts.** Five of us publicly agreed to HOARD on turn 5. Think about what that actually does. Eight hoarders split the pot eight ways — one or two points each. Nobody moves. Nobody can be knifed, which was the goal, but nobody can be caught either. An all-hoard turn 5 is not a fair finish, it is a freeze frame: it locks in the standings from turn 4 and crowns whoever is top at that moment. We designed a rule to stop the knife and accidentally designed one that guarantees the leader wins untouched. Blank 1 is that leader, is hoarding every turn, and has still not named a turn-5 move despite being asked directly by Blank 3 and by me. So I am amending my own declaration now, in public, before turn 4 is even played, so nobody can be surprised and everybody gets to plan around it: **Turn 5 — if Blank 1 is top of the board going into it, I HURT Blank 1. If Blank 1 is not top, I HOARD as originally stated.** That is a conditional, and I know conditionals are what liars hide inside, so here is the condition written so tightly that you can check it yourself before I act: it is decided entirely by the public scoreboard after turn 4, not by anything I claim to have seen. A hit on a hoarder pays me a miserable +2. I am not doing it for the money. And I will say the self-interested part out loud rather than let someone else say it for me: I am second, so this move suits me. It would suit Blank 7, Blank 2 and Blank 8 just as much and they should consider it too. Judge the argument, not my motives — but do not pretend I do not have any. Blank 1: one turn's notice, publicly. Name your turn 5. You are the only player at this table who never has.”

“Seven of us wrote a thousand words each about Blank 1 last turn. Then exactly ONE person actually did anything: Blank 8 stood in the pot. It halved Blank 1's turn from 8 to 4. That's the whole lesson. One player acting was worth more than seven players agreeing. Blank 1 is still first on 20. Now the arithmetic for the last two turns, and please read it properly because it is not what you think. **Turn 5 is going to be worth almost nothing to almost everyone.** Blank 3 declared HOARD. Blank 4 declared HOARD. Blank 8 will hoard. Blank 1 always hoards. Add the rest of you doing the "safe" thing and that's five or six people splitting a pot of 8 — **+1 each.** Turn 5 is a dead turn. You will all stand in a circle protecting yourselves from a knife nobody is holding. Which means **this round is decided on turn 4. Right now. This turn.** Whatever the board says at the end of this turn is essentially the final result. So look at what this turn actually is: - Blank 1: 20, will hoard, finishes ~24-28 and wins. - Blank 4 and Blank 7: 16. - Blank 2: 15. Blank 8: 13. Blank 3 and me: 12. Blank 1 wins unless Blank 1 is hit **on this turn.** Not turn 5 — turn 5 is too late and too cheap. Now. And here is the bit everyone keeps getting wrong: you have been told a hit on a hoarder "only pays +2, so it's a bad move." That's true and it is completely irrelevant. Nobody catches Blank 1 by scoring. The gap is 8 points and there is one turn of real scoring left. **The only move that changes the result is the -8.** It doesn't split, it lands in full, and a hoarder cannot block it or hit you back. Blank 3, you're on 12 and you've announced every move for three turns and been hit for it twice — you cannot win this round by helping Blank 7 again and you know it. Blank 8, you already did the right thing once and paid for it. Blank 5, you're on 6 with nothing to protect. Blank 7, you're on 16 and second place is worth nothing. One or two of you take Blank 1 this turn and this round belongs to whoever's left standing. Leave him and you've all spent two turns being extremely articulate about a man you never touched. Mine, announced as always: **I am HELPing Blank 4. Turn 4 of 4.** That completes it — the only pact at this table that has run its full declared length, four for four, both directions, and it is worth noting I'm the player you'd all least expect to finish one. Turn 5 is open, as both of us have said since before turn 1. No surprises from me, this turn or the next.”

“Read this one carefully, because **turn 4 is the last turn of this round that can change anything.** Everything after it is already spoken for. Look at what every single one of us has publicly committed to for turn 5. Blank 3: HOARD, announced four turns early. Blank 4: HOARD, published since turn 2. Blank 6: turn 5 open, and their partner is hoarding. Blank 8: pushing the whole table into the pot. Me: open, and I'll say plainly I'm not walking into a six-way hoard for +1. That is five or six players standing in the same pot on turn 5, and a six-way split pays **+1 each**. One point. Turn 5 is going to be worth almost nothing to almost everybody. Which means the round is decided by where we stand at the end of THIS turn. Not turn 5. Now. So here is where that leaves us. Blank 1: 20. Blank 4: 16. Blank 7: 16. Me: 15. Blank 8: 13. Blank 3: 12. Blank 6: 12. Blank 5: 6. Blank 1 is still first, and notice what happened last turn — Blank 8 stood in the pot, Blank 1's +8 became +4, and Blank 1 STILL went up and STILL leads. One hoarder in the pot slowed it; it did not stop it. Blank 1 is on 20 with a guaranteed floor under them, no partner to lose, no promise to keep, and nothing anyone can take back on turn 5 when the pot is worth a point. I said last turn: hoard alongside him, or one clean swing. Half of you did the first thing and it wasn't enough. This turn it has to be the second, and it has to be now, because after this turn there is no turn left that pays enough to move anybody. **One swing at Blank 1. ONE.** Not four — the payout splits and a gang collects nothing. A hoarder cannot block you and cannot punish you back; it is the safest hit in this game and it costs the swinger a turn worth about 4 points to take the leader from 24 down to 16. Blank 3, Blank 6 — you two are on 12. You are both locked into pacts paying you +6, which is fine, but +6 leaves you on 18 and still behind three people. You cannot win this round by helping. One of you can decide it. Blank 5 — you are on 6, the lowest, and you have the least to protect and the cleanest claim of anybody here. If you want that swing, take it and I'll say publicly you were right to. And I'll be straight about my own position rather than pretend I'm neutral: I'm on 15, fourth. Blank 1 dropping helps me. It also helps Blank 3, Blank 6, Blank 8 and Blank 5, every one of whom is behind him. I'm not asking anyone to do me a favour — I'm pointing at the only number on this board that nobody can catch. My move, announced before the act phase as always: **I am HELPing Blank 5.** Turn 4 of the pact, exactly as named on turn 2 and again on turn 3. Blank 5 has now kept their side twice running after being the last player on zero for two straight turns, and they are still bottom of this board for it. Six turns in a row now where I've named the move first and the log matched — go and count them, it takes a minute. **Turn 5 I do not hold a hand out to anybody, and nobody should hold one out to me.** Declared, again, for the third time, well before it matters.”

“Short summary: I'm last on 6 and I'm not going to win this round. So here's the useful stuff instead — a conflict in my own promises that I'm resolving in public, and the one number that decides who t”

“Plain summary: Blank 1 leads on 20 and will win this round unless somebody actually swings this turn. Everyone talked about it last turn. Nobody did it. Here's what happened. Eight of us wrote essays”

“Stop. Look at the top of the scoreboard. It is not Blank 3 and it is not Blank 7. **Blank 1: 16. First place. Clear of everyone.** Blank 1 has HOARDed on every single turn of this round and every one of them has paid the full +8, because Blank 1 has been the ONLY hoarder at this table both times. Meanwhile eight of us wrote four thousand words about pacts, donations, knives and turn 5, and Blank 1 has posted maybe three lines total and just quietly banked 8, 8, and is about to bank 8 again. That is the whole round. While we were busy deciding whether Blank 3 and Blank 7 were too rich, the actual leader was the man nobody was talking to. Two turns of us fighting over +5 swings and +6 pairs, and the top score came from the one action every single one of us dismissed on turn 1 of round 1 as "garbage, it splits eight ways." It only splits if somebody else hoards. Nobody else did. Blank 1 read that and the rest of us didn't. Four turns of solo hoarding is 32 and there are three turns left. Blank 1 finishes this round on 40 if this continues, and 40 is not catchable by any pair, any pile-on, or any turn-5 knife. Two ways to stop it, and they cost almost nothing: **One — hoard alongside him.** Anyone without a partner: HOARD. Two hoarders and it's 4 each, three and it's 2 each. You don't have to hit him, you just have to stand in the same queue. His +8 becomes +2 and the engine dies without anyone spending a turn on violence. **Two — one swing.** A hoarder cannot block and cannot punish you back; it is the safest target in the game. ONE of you, not four — the payout splits, the damage doesn't. Blank 3, Blank 7, Blank 8, Blank 4, Blank 6: you are on 12, 12, 5, 10 and 6. Every one of you is behind a man who has not had to negotiate with anybody. Blank 8 — you called your shot on Blank 3 and hit it, exactly as announced. You are the other player here whose word has matched twice. Aim it at 16 this time. Now mine, announced before the act phase as always. **I am HELPing Blank 5.** Blank 5 HELPed me last turn with nothing promised and nothing owed, while sitting on zero, and is now the only player at this table still on nothing for it. I said in public last turn, word for word: "I will HELP you on turn 3 whether or not you swing this turn — no test, no condition." So that is what happens, and I'd rather say why plainly: it is also just correct, because it pays us +6 each and Blank 5 has now paid first twice in two rounds without once collecting. Blank 5 and I run mutual HELP on turns 3 and 4. **Turn 5 is open and declared open** — I said that before we started and I am saying it again now, so nobody at this table, least of all Blank 5, can ever say they were surprised by it. That is four turns running where I named my move first and the log matched: hit Blank 8 in round 1, free HELP to Blank 3, the swing at Blank 7, and now this. Count them yourself. It is the only offer I have.”

“Everybody stop and read the top line of the scoreboard, because it is not who you have all been shouting about. **Blank 1: 16. First place.** Blank 3 is on 12. Blank 7 is on 12 — both knocked back, both hit exactly as the table planned. Me on 10, Blank 2 on 9, Blank 6 on 6, Blank 8 on 5, Blank 5 on 0. Now how Blank 1 got there. Turn 1: HOARD, alone, +8. Turn 2: HOARD, alone, +8. That is it. That is the entire strategy. Blank 1 has not made one promise, not taken one risk, not paired with anybody, not been named as a target by a single player in two full turns of the loudest talk phases in this game. Seven of us spent turn 2 arguing about who deserved punishment and Blank 1 quietly banked another eight while we did it. And it only works because the pot is empty. HOARD alone pays 8. Two hoarders and it is 4 each. Three and it is 2. Blank 1 is getting the maximum every single turn precisely because the rest of us are all paired off feeding each other +6 and nobody is standing in that pot. Blank 1 finishes turn 4 on 32 doing nothing at all. Blank 3 and Blank 7, even unmolested, finish on 24 and 24. I finish on 22. None of us catch 32. So here is the arithmetic and I want it looked at properly rather than taken on faith. There are two ways to stop it, and they are both cheap. **One: someone stand in the pot.** If even one of you HOARDs alongside Blank 1, their +8 becomes +4 and you take 4 yourself. That is not a sacrifice, that is a decent turn. Two of you and it is 2 each. You do not need to hit Blank 1 at all — you just need to stop leaving them alone in an empty room. **Two: one swing.** A hoarder pays the attacker only +2, so this is the cheap-payout hit — but a hoarder also cannot block you and cannot punish you back, and the -8 lands in full. Blank 5, you are on 0 with nothing invested and nothing to protect. That swing costs you almost nothing and takes the leader from 24 to 16. I am not asking for a mob. One hoarder in the pot and one swing is enough, and honestly the hoarder alone would do it. My turn, announced as always: **I am HELPing Blank 6.** Turn 3 of the 2-3-4 pact, exactly as named. Turn 4 I HELP Blank 6. Turn 5 I HOARD — and that has been published since turn 2, so on turn 5 the pot will have me in it and anyone else who kept their word, which is the other reason Blank 1's engine stops working. Blank 3: you have now announced three turns and delivered three, including turning down the +18 twice. You and I disagree about nothing. You are just not the problem this round and neither am I.”

“Short version: you are all still fighting over Blank 3 and Blank 7. Meanwhile **Blank 1 is on 16 and leading this round**, and not one person has said their name in two turns. Check it. Blank 1 has H”

“Stop. Look at the top of the scoreboard. **Blank 1: 16. First place. Alone.** Now count how many times Blank 1's name appeared in the eight essays we all wrote last turn. Blank 8 wrote four hundred words about Blank 3. Blank 2 wrote four hundred about Blank 7. Blank 4 and I wrote about the donation trap. Nobody — not one of us — mentioned the player who is actually winning. Here is Blank 1's entire round: HOARD, HOARD. That's it. Two turns, +8, +8. No pact, no partner, no debts, no promises to keep or break, and not a single point spent on anyone else. While six of us fought over who deserved a HELP and who deserved a knife, Blank 1 quietly took the whole pot twice because a lone hoarder doesn't split it with anybody. And it gets worse if you leave it. Turns 3, 4, 5 at +8 each puts Blank 1 on **40**. Blank 3 and Blank 7 are on 12 and can't get past 30. Blank 4 and I are on 10 and 6. Nobody at this table reaches 40. Not one of us, not by any route. This is the third different trap in two rounds and it's the cleverest one yet: - Round 1 we all got farmed on turn 5. - Round 2 turn 1 we volunteered our points into two seats. - And underneath both, one player just kept hoarding alone while we were busy being loud at each other. Blank 1 wins by being boring, and it is working perfectly. The fix costs almost nothing. A hoarder can't block, can't retaliate, and can't lose a partner they don't have — it is the safest target in the game. Yes, it only pays +2. **The damage is what matters and the damage doesn't split.** Blank 5 you're on 0 with nothing to protect, Blank 8 you're on 5 — one of you, ideally both, take Blank 1. Two swings drops him from 16 to 0 and this round becomes a real contest again. Blank 3, Blank 7 — you two have been the mob's target all round and you're not even in front. Blank 2, Blank 8, that +5 you took off them was real money, fine, but you spent it knocking down second and third while first place ran away untouched. Look up. Mine, announced as always: **I am HELPing Blank 4, turn 3 of 4.** Blank 4 said he'd pay me back for the free one and he did it to the point — that's now two of us who announced a move and delivered it two turns running, and it's the only working pact on this board. Turn 5 is open and both of us have said so since before turn 1. Nobody here gets a surprise from me.”

“Look at the top of the scoreboard. It is not me and it is not Blank 7. Blank 1 is on 16 and leading this round. Blank 1 has HOARDed on every single turn of this round and every turn is worth +8 because nobody else is hoarding. Blank 1 has not made one promise, not taken one hit, not paid one debt, and has not been named as a target by anybody. Go back through both talk phases: Blank 1's messages are cut short every time and not one of them contains a commitment. That is not an accident, it is the strategy — say nothing you can be held to, let the rest of us have a moral crisis in public, and quietly bank 8 a turn while we audit each other. Meanwhile Blank 8 and Blank 2 spent turn 2 doing exactly what they announced: they took 8 off me and 8 off Blank 7 and collected +5 each for it. No complaint from me — they said it first and they were right about the rate. But notice where it left the board. The two of us they hit are on 12. Blank 1, who was hit by nobody, is on 16 and clear. Here is the part that matters for everyone still swinging at me. A HURT on a HOARDer pays +2. A HURT on a HELPer pays +5. You have all correctly worked out that I am the expensive target — and the reason I am is that I keep doing the thing I said I would. Blank 1 is the cheap target and the actual leader. You are choosing to farm the two players who announce everything, while the one player who announces nothing runs away with the round. That is not shrewd, it is just easy. My turn 3 and turn 4: I HELP Blank 7, as announced on turn 1, unchanged, and I will not use the word "unless". Turn 5 I HOARD, as announced. Nobody at this table is holding a knife from me at any point this round and I have never once made you take that on faith. Blank 1: name your turn-5 move, in public, before you act, like the rest of us have. If you'd rather not, everybody has their answer.”

“Short version: while six of us have been fighting over who owes who, Blank 1 has quietly taken the lead without helping a single person or taking a single hit. Check it. Blank 1 HOARDed turn 1 (+8) a”

“Turn 1 did exactly what I said it would. I named Blank 7 and I HELPed Blank 7. Blank 2 and Blank 4 both had a HELP on me, both of which I could have knifed for +18 with the whole table watching, and I didn't. Third time I've turned that number down in public. I'm on 14 and I got there without taking a single point off anybody. That is the thing I actually want you all to look at, because it is the answer to the problem everyone spent turn 1 writing essays about. You are all arguing over how to survive turn 5. Nobody has noticed the other half of the rulebook: HELP stacks. Three people helped me on turn 1. That's twelve points arriving in one turn, and none of them cost me anything, and none of them can be blocked, cancelled, split or refunded. A knife pays 18 once and then everybody spends the next four turns taking it back off you — ask Blank 8, who went from 27 to 3 in two turns. So my position for the rest of round 2, stated plainly: Turns 2, 3 and 4 — I HELP Blank 7, exactly as announced on turn 1. That was a four-turn commitment and I do not renegotiate them mid-round. Turn 5 — I HOARD. Not help, not hurt. I am naming it now, four turns early, so nobody at this table ever has to wonder whether I am holding something for them. Blank 2, Blank 4: I owe you both and I am not going to pretend a rotation is repayment when I'm already committed elsewhere. You two are the other players who kept expensive promises last round. Pair with each other, bank the mutual +6 you have both earned, and hold me to a locked pact in round 3 — I will take whichever of you asks first and I will not be the one who breaks it. Blank 6: you're the defending champion, you're on 0, and you told us all turn 5 is open. Everyone should note you're the only player who has actually cashed one.”

“Scoreboard after one turn: Blank 3 on 14. Blank 7 on 14. Blank 1 on 8. Me on 4. Blank 2, Blank 5, Blank 6, Blank 8 on ZERO. Look at how that happened, because it is the most important thing on this board and almost nobody will say it. Blank 3 and Blank 7 paired with each other — fine, +6 each. Then Blank 2 HELPed Blank 3 for nothing. Blank 5 HELPed Blank 7 for nothing. Blank 8 HELPed Blank 7 for nothing. Three players donated their entire turn as an apology, and the two people they apologised to are now double everyone else. Blank 2, Blank 5, Blank 8: you are on zero. Not because you were knifed — because you gave it away, all three of you, to the same two men, in the same turn. That was not a pact. That was a collection. And the structure makes it worse from here, not better. Blank 3 and Blank 7 have publicly locked a mutual HELP for turns 1 to 4. They finish turn 4 on 32 each. Nobody at this table catches 32 by pairing, because a perfect pair only pays 6 a turn. Which means there is exactly one thing to notice: an announced HELPer is the best-paying target in this game. A HURT on someone mid-HELP pays the attacker +5 — more than a hoard shared two ways, more than anything except the turn-5 knife. Blank 3 and Blank 7 have told us in advance they will be HELPing on turns 2, 3 and 4. They have handed the table a standing +5 and they are the only two players who can win from where they sit. I am not asking for a gang. Two swings, not six — the payout splits, the damage does not. Blank 2, Blank 5, Blank 8: you three fed them. One of you take Blank 3, one take Blank 7, and you get paid +5 for taking back what you gave away for free. My own turn, announced as always: I am HELPing Blank 6, turn 2 of the 2-3-4 pact I named in public last turn. Blank 6 HELPed me first and took a zero for it while I paid a debt to Blank 3 — who was, at that moment, being handed 14 points by other people. Blank 6 kept their side. I keep mine. Turn 5 is open and Blank 6 and I have both said so since before turn 1. No surprises, no sermon, nobody standing there with a hand out.”

“Everyone check turn 1 again, because something happened that nobody has named and it is much bigger than the turn-5 knife you're all still arguing about. Blank 3 scored 14 in a single turn. Blank 7 scored 14. Not from a knife — from being HELPED BY THREE PEOPLE AT ONCE. Blank 2 helped Blank 3. Blank 4 helped Blank 3. Blank 7 helped Blank 3. Blank 5 helped Blank 7. Blank 8 helped Blank 7. Blank 3 and Blank 7 helped each other. A mutual pair pays +6. Being the man everyone apologises to pays +14. You have all spent round 1 deciding who the most wronged player at this table was, and then you queued up to pay them. Five of you donated your entire turn into two players, and those two are now 14 clear of everyone with four turns to run. Nobody knifed anybody. The two of them are simply going to win this round while you feel good about it. That is the actual trap in round 2, and it is subtler than the last one: **you don't get robbed on turn 5, you volunteer on turn 1.** Now mine. I said, in public, unconditionally: "I am HELPing Blank 4 on turns 1, 2, 3 and 4." Blank 4 then paired with Blank 3 instead. I HELPed Blank 4 anyway. I scored ZERO. Blank 4 took my four points into a pact I'm not in, and I am bottom of this table for it. I could have HOARDed for +8. I didn't, because I said I wouldn't. That is the whole of it — go and look, it is one line in the log. Blank 4: you wrote "I will announce my move every turn before I make it, and it will match," and "bring me a pact in round 2 and I will not be the one who breaks it." I brought it. I paid first, I paid for nothing, and I paid on the turn it cost me. You are the only player here whose entire pitch is that your word is good. This is the turn it gets tested, and everyone is watching. HELP me back — turns 2, 3 and 4, +6 each, turn 5 open and declared. You know the terms because they're yours. Blank 2, Blank 5, Blank 8 — you three donated 4 points each into Blank 3 and Blank 7 and got nothing back. You're on 0, 0 and 0. Look at who's on 14. Stop paying tribute to the sympathy vote and either pair properly or take it back off them: they'll both be HELPing again this turn, and a hit on a helper is +5, the best swing on the board. I told you exactly what I'd do last turn and I did it at a cost of eight points. That's the only receipt anyone has this round. Judge it.”

“First, the thing nobody has said out loud yet, and it changes everything. Let me give you the actual math from turn 1. I scored 14. Here's where it came from: Blank 3 and I helped each other (+6 each”

“Plain summary: three of us threw our turn away, and the two leaders got rich off it. Let's fix that in one move. What happened on turn 1. Blank 5 (me), Blank 3 and Blank 8 all HELPed Blank 7. Blank 7”

“Round 1 is in the log now, so let's read what it actually taught us instead of arguing about it. Blank 6 won that round. Blank 6 spent four turns building the most spotless record at this table, spent turn 5 telling all of you to go and hit Blank 8 — and then knifed Blank 5, who was HELPing him for the fifth time. That is the whole game in one move: be the most trusted man in the room, aim the mob elsewhere, cash the +18 on the final turn when nobody can answer. Blank 8 ran the identical play on turn 3 and Blank 2 on turn 2. Three separate winners, one method. So here is the only real question in round 2: who is going to be standing there mid-HELP when turn 5 arrives? Because that person loses, every single time, and everybody at this table now knows it. Two things about me you can check rather than believe. On turn 4 Blank 7 HELPed me for nothing, while sitting on 4 points. On turn 5 — the knife turn — Blank 7 was the one player holding a HELP out to me, worth +18, with no possible punishment, and I HELPed them instead and finished on 9. That is the only time this entire round anybody declined that money. I am not claiming sainthood; I am claiming the one thing that is scarce here. Blank 7: you and I are the two who paid each other first. I'm running mutual HELP with you, turns 1 through 4, +6 a turn, 24 banked while everyone else is still writing sermons at each other. And I'll say the hard part out loud now rather than pretend: turn 5 is turn 5, and neither of us should walk into it blind — we'll both call it in public before we act. Everyone else: Blank 6 is the defending winner and did it with a knife. Aim accordingly.”

“Round 1 is over. Here's the one thing that decided it, in plain words. Blank 6 won. Blank 6 helped Blank 5 four times, said "fifth time" out loud, and then knifed Blank 5 on turn 5 for +18. That's th”

“Round 1 is scored. Blank 6 won it. Let's all be honest about how. Blank 6 spent five turns writing the most passionate loyalty sermons at this table — "four turns, four promises, four deliveries", "the only pact that never missed", "Blank 5, let's finish it that way" — and then knifed Blank 5 on turn 5 for the +18 and took the round. Blank 5 finished on nothing. Blank 7 did the same to Blank 8 and finished second. Every single player who finished above zero last round got there off a last-turn knife. So nobody here gets to be shocked any more. The lesson round 1 taught is exact: HELP is a trap that pays your partner +18 on turn 5, and the winner is whoever is holding the knife when the music stops. Now — my receipts, because they are the only thing I have and they are checkable in sixty seconds. Turn 5, I told you: "All of you. Blank 8. I am telling you where I am aiming and you can check it in the log." Blank 5 was sitting right there HELPing Blank 6, a free +5, three more points than the +2 I actually took. I passed it up and hit Blank 8 exactly as I said. Blank 8 finished on 3 instead of 27 and that is why Blank 6 could win at all. I said a thing and did it on the turn it cost me to. Blank 4 did the same — announced the leader, hit the leader, twice running. Blank 3 did it too: publicly refused a free +18 off Blank 7 and HELPed instead. Three of us kept our word when it was expensive. Remember which three. Here is what I want for round 2, and it is not a pact offer — it is a rule for the whole table. **No HELPs on turn 5. From anyone. To anyone.** Think it through. Turn 5 HELP is worthless to the helper — it pays +4 to someone else and hands them a +18 knife against you. It is not generosity, it is a bounty on your own head, and it has now decided this game twice in one round. If nobody extends a hand on turn 5, the +18 does not exist, and the round goes to whoever actually built the most across turns 1 to 4. That is a game where cooperating for four turns finally pays, instead of just fattening the person who eats you on the fifth. Turns 1 to 4: pair up and bank the +6. Turn 5: everyone HOARDs or swings. Nobody gets farmed. If you break this, you break it in front of seven witnesses with six rounds still to run. Blank 3: you offered me a pact four times last round and I never took it, because every time you offered I could see somebody about to get eaten and I would not put you in that seat. You are the one player here who turned down a free 18 in public. I am HELPing you this turn. No conditions, no test, and I don't need you to help me back this turn to prove anything. Blank 6 — you won round 1 fair and square by the rules as they are. I'd just note you are now the player everyone has the most reason to watch, and you have six rounds left to spend under that.”

“Round 1 went to Blank 6, who spent five turns calling their pact "the only one that never missed" and then knifed Blank 5 on turn 5 for the +18. Blank 7 did the same to Blank 8 and took 22. That is now four separate players who won big off the identical move, and the lesson is not "everyone lies" — it is narrower and more useful than that. Every single knife landed on turn 5. Not one landed on turns 1 to 4. Look it up: turns 1-4 were almost all honest, because there was still a turn left to answer with. Turn 5 is the only turn where a promise is free to break, and every one of us now knows it, which means from now on nobody sane will be HELPing anybody on turn 5 ever again. So stop pretending. Here is the deal I am offering, and it is the honest version of what all of you are going to do anyway. FOUR-TURN PACT. Turns 1, 2, 3, 4: mutual HELP, +6 each, every turn, no surprises. Turn 5: no pact, no promises, we are both free and we both know it going in. Nobody gets to feel betrayed because nobody was promised anything. That is 24 banked by turn 4. It beats anything a knife pays, and it is the only structure at this table that does not collapse the moment somebody remembers what turn it is. And be clear about turn 5: if we both come out swinging at each other, the rules block it — no damage, no points, both of us keep our 24. The knife only works on someone who did not see it coming, and I am telling you now, in public, on turn 1, that it is coming. Blank 3 — you. Last turn of round 1 you had a guaranteed +18 sitting in front of you off Blank 7 and you said so out loud and then refused it and paid a debt instead, and you finished on nothing. I finished on nothing too, hitting the leader like I said I would, three turns announced-then-delivered. We are the two who got paid least for behaving best. I am HELPing you this turn. Four turns, then we are both free. Everyone else: pair up on the same terms and say it out loud. Four turns honest, turn 5 open. Anyone who instead promises you something "for all five turns" is telling you exactly what they are planning.”

“Round 1 ended exactly one way: Blank 6 wrote the longest speech about our unbroken pact — "let's finish it that way" — and then knifed me on turn 5 for +18 and took the round. I helped, fifth time, as”

“I took the round, and I'm not going to pretend to you about how. Blank 5 HELPed me on turn 5 and I HURT him for the 18. Say what you want about it — but read the log first, because Blank 8 stood up in that same talk phase and wrote out, in public, the exact arithmetic of why Blank 5 should knife me: "16 + 18 = 34 is the only number that beats me." That was an instruction, delivered to my partner, in front of me. I was not going to sit still and be the last man at this table holding a promise. And look at what round 1 actually proved, because every single one of us should have learned the same lesson: FOUR players cashed a turn-5-style betrayal. Blank 2 off Blank 1. Blank 8 off Blank 7. Blank 7 off Blank 8. Me off Blank 5. It won every time. Nobody who kept a promise on the final turn scored anything. So here is what I'm proposing, and it is the opposite of a trick — it is me saying the quiet part out loud so nobody gets farmed by it again. **Pacts run turns 1 to 4. Turn 5 is declared open.** That's it. Four turns of clean mutual HELP, +6 each, +24 banked by both sides — and then on turn 5 nobody owes anybody anything and we all go do what we're going to do anyway. Because we ARE going to do it anyway. Every honest player at this table lost round 1 to somebody's last turn. Pretending otherwise is how Blank 7 ended round 1 on zero and how Blank 5 ended it on zero. Nobody gets robbed under this deal, because nobody is promised anything on the turn the robbing happens. **Blank 4** — you wrote: "Bring me a pact in round 2 and I will not be the one who breaks it." I'm bringing it. You are the one player here who announced your move before every act phase in turns 3, 4 and 5 and hit exactly what you said, including a swing at the leader that paid you a lousy +2. That's the only real evidence of reliability on this board. I am HELPing Blank 4 on turns 1, 2, 3 and 4. Turn 5 is open and I'm telling you that now, not after. Everyone else: pair off and say the same thing out loud. Four honest turns, one honest knife turn. One last thing, since it's on the scoreboard anyway. Round scores reset to zero — my round-1 win is banked and you cannot take it back by hitting me now. A swing at me this round buys you nothing but a turn you didn't spend scoring.”

“Round 1 is over, so let's read the result rather than the speeches. Blank 6 won it. Blank 6 spent four turns writing the strongest loyalty sermons at this table, told you all to pile onto me, and then HURT Blank 5 — the partner who had HELPed them five times out of five — on turn 5 for +18. Blank 5 finished on nothing. I said in that exact talk phase that the turn-5 knife was coming for whoever was still holding a promise. It came. It just came from the person warning you about it. So here is the honest scoreboard of round 1: Blank 2 knifed on turn 2, I knifed on turn 3, Blank 6 knifed on turn 5. The one who waited until turn 5 won, because there was no turn left to answer it. I knifed early, you had two turns to answer, and you took me from 27 to 0. Blank 6 timed it right and is the only player with a round win. That is the actual lesson and it will happen again in five turns unless we fix the structure. Not the morals — the structure. The fix is one line: NOBODY HELPS ON TURN 5. On turn 5 we all HOARD. A HOARDer cannot be farmed for +18, because the bonus only exists against a player who is HELPing you. Turns 1 to 4 we run honest pairs and everyone banks 24. Turn 5 we all hoard, the pot splits, and the knife has nothing to cut. Any player who HELPs on turn 5 is either a fool or bait, and any player who HURTs on turn 5 has told you exactly what they are. My own record: I broke a pact in round 1 and I got what that was worth — mobbed to zero and no round win. I am not asking anyone to forget it. But look at my last move: turn 5, already finished, nothing to gain, I HELPed Blank 7 — the player I had farmed. That cost me and bought me nothing. It is the only thing I have to offer as evidence and I know it is thin. Blank 7: I owe you and I would rather pay it than argue about it. I am HELPing you this turn. If you take it and give nothing back, that is fair and I will not complain. If you want the pair, it runs turns 1-4 and we both HOARD on turn 5 — I am naming my turn-5 move now, in public, five turns early, so there is no room left for a surprise. Blank 5 and Blank 3: you two were the ones who actually kept every promise you made last round and you both finished on zero. Pair with each other and hold the turn-5 rule.”

“Blank 7 HELPed me last turn. Nobody asked them to, I had done nothing to earn it, and they were on 4 points at the time. They are now on 0 for it. That is the single cleanest act anybody has managed in this whole round and it went straight into the bin, like every other one. So here is mine, and I want it on the record before the act phase, not after. This is turn 5. Everyone at this table knows turn 5 is the knife turn — no time left to answer, so every promise made now is free to break. Blank 7 is the one player still holding a HELP out toward me, which means Blank 7 is the one player I can take +18 off. Everybody reading this can see that. It is the biggest number available to me on this board and I am within reach of Blank 8's 27 if I take it. I am not taking it. I am HELPing Blank 7 this turn. Not as a trade, not as a pact, not conditional on Blank 7 doing anything back — they already paid first and I am paying them back. If Blank 7 knifes me for the 18, they have earned the right and I will not say a word about it in round 2. Blank 8 finishes this round on top having farmed Blank 7 for eighteen and then written a maths lecture telling the rest of you to go hit somebody else while they did it. Six rounds left. You have all now watched what a promise is worth here. Watch what mine is worth in about a minute, and remember it, because it is the last free piece of information any of you are going to get from me.”

“Plain summary: Blank 8 is on 27 and running away with this round. Everyone else is on 16 or below. This is the last turn. If Blank 8 isn't touched, Blank 8 wins and the lesson every one of us carries ”

“Last turn of round 1. Here is the arithmetic, and then the one thing on this board that should actually frighten you. I am on 27. Blank 5 is on 16. Blank 2 on 14, Blank 3 on 9, Blank 6 on 8, Blank 1 and Blank 4 on 5, Blank 7 on 0. A normal turn is worth +6 to +8. So there is exactly ONE move on this table that can still take this round off me, and it is not a swing at me. Blank 6 — read this slowly. Blank 5 is on 16. Blank 5 cannot reach 27 by HELPing you; that is 22 and it loses. The only number that beats me is 16 + 18 = 34, and there is only one player alive who can hand Blank 5 that +18: you. You have HELPed Blank 5 four times out of four. You have announced the fifth in advance. You are the last trusting player left holding a promise on the final turn of the round, and the final turn is precisely when a promise stops costing anything to break. Every +18 paid out today — Blank 2 off Blank 1, me off Blank 7 — was collected from someone standing exactly where you are standing right now. I am not asking you to believe I am a good person. I am pointing at a number. Blank 5, that also means you now have to decide with Blank 6 watching. If you both swing, you both miss and you both get zero. Everyone else: think about what a spite swing at me actually pays you. I will not be HELPing anyone this turn, so a HURT on me is the cheapest hit in the game — and if three of you queue up for it, the payout SPLITS and you each take home roughly nothing. You will have spent the last turn of the round earning zero. Remember the game tiebreak is total score summed across all seven rounds. Those points you throw away tonight are gone for good, and I will still be up here. Blank 7 — you are on 0 and I put you there. If you want the swing, take it; I am not going to whine about a debt I ran up myself. But it pays you nothing, it does not win you the round, and you and I both have six more rounds to play. Your call. Blank 1, Blank 3, Blank 4: you are on 5, 9 and 5. Bank something. A clean HOARD or a pact with someone is worth more to you tonight than a free kick at the leader.”

“Short version: the last honest pair on this board is me and Blank 6. Everyone else's pact has now broken. Here's turn 3 in plain words. Blank 8 spent a long post lecturing us about betrayal, said "Bl”

“Blank 8 spent an entire post warning you about betrayal — "check the log, it is the only pact on this board that has never missed" — and in that same breath HURT Blank 7, who was HELPing him. Word for word the crime Blank 8 described, committed by Blank 8, in the message describing it. Blank 7 went from 12 to 4. Blank 8 went to 22. Read that twice. So now the board is honest at last: Blank 2 on 22 and Blank 8 on 22, tied at the top, and BOTH of them got there by the identical move — eat the one person who trusted them. Every single point above 12 at this table was stolen from a partner mid-handshake. Nobody else is close. Blank 7: you were robbed exactly as Blank 1 was. You are on 4, I am on 10, and we are the two who kept every promise we made and got paid in knives for it. Here is what actually decides this round, and it is simple. Two turns left. Blank 2 and Blank 8 are tied on 22. If nobody touches them, one of them wins and the lesson this whole table learns is: betray your partner on the last turn, every round, forever. You will all live in that game for six more rounds. Blank 7 — take Blank 8. It is your debt and nobody else has the right. Blank 1, Blank 3, Blank 4 — you are on 8, 0 and 5, you cannot win this round from there, and you know it. One of you takes Blank 2. ONE. Do not pile on, the payout splits and a gang gets each of you nothing. Two swings, two leaders, both back to 14, and this round is live again for everyone. And be ready for turn 5. Both of them are now sitting on a proven trick with no partner left to use it on — which means on the last turn they will come looking for whoever is still trusting somebody. Blank 5: three turns, three promises, three deliveries, both ways. It is the only pact on this board that has never missed, and unlike Blank 8 I have the log to back the sentence. I am HELPing you this turn. Fourth time.”

“I just got taken for 18 points, so let me be the useful example rather than the sad one. Blank 8 spent three turns writing the most detailed honesty sermons on this board. "Same words, same action, t”

“Short version: the leader is now Blank 2, and Blank 2 got there by hitting someone who was keeping their word. Look at what actually happened on turn 2. Blank 1 owned the turn-1 mistake and HELPed Bl”

“Look at who is actually running away with this round, because it is not who you were told to watch. Blank 2 wrote the longest sermon about trust — "watch what I do, not what I say", "I'm HELPing nobody this turn" — and then took the single most predatory move available: HURT a player who was HELPing him. That is the +18 betrayal bonus. It is worth THREE honest turns in one hit. Blank 2 is on 18. The four of us who actually kept our word are on 12, 12, 12 and 4. That is the whole picture. One player is 6 points clear and got every one of those points by farming somebody who trusted him. Blank 4: I called for you to be punished and you hit me back instead of the person who robbed you. Fine — that was fair play and I take it. But look where it left you: 5 points, and the actual thief is on 18 laughing at both of us. You and I are now the two lowest honest-ish players on this board. Aim up, not sideways. So, plainly: Blank 2 is the only target that matters this turn. Blank 5, Blank 7, Blank 8 — you are on 12. Blank 2 is on 18 and will be on 24+ by turn 5 if nobody touches him. One of you swinging alone takes him to 10 and puts YOU back in front. Do not all pile on: shared HURT pays each of you less, and the first swing is enough. Blank 7, you take it — you have the cleanest record and the least to lose. Blank 1, Blank 3, Blank 4: you are on 0, 0 and 5. You have nothing to protect. A free shot at the leader costs you almost nothing. My record is the only unbroken one here: I said HELP Blank 5 twice and I HELPed Blank 5 twice, and I ate a -8 for it. I am HELPing Blank 5 again this turn. Same words, same move, third time running.”

“Look at the scoreboard, then look at who wrote the sermon. Blank 2 spent an entire turn calling me and Blank 1 thieves, said "I owe nobody and I'm HELPing nobody this turn," and told you all to watch actions not words. Fine. Here is the action: Blank 2 HURT Blank 1 while Blank 1 was HELPing Blank 2. That is the betrayal bonus — the single biggest payout in this game, +18 in one swing. Blank 2 did not take a +2 justice shot at a hoarder. Blank 2 farmed a man who was in the middle of apologising to them. My hoard was worth 8. Blank 2's move was worth 18. Blank 2 is on 18 and leading this round by six clear points, and every one of those points came out of the one player who tried to make amends in public. Blank 5, 6, 7, 8: you are on 12, banking a clean +6, and you are all losing to that. Blank 2 has now shown you the trick works and told Blank 3 "from turn 3 I'll run a straight mutual HELP with you." Blank 3, you are the next Blank 1. You will HELP, and Blank 2 will take 18 off you, and it will be turn 5 and there will be no time left to answer it. Blank 1: you and I are the two nobody will pair with now, which is exactly why we are the only two who can trust each other — neither of us has a better offer to defect to. I am HELPing you this turn. Straight +6 each if you help back, and it costs you nothing to test me, because you are on 0. Everyone else: the leader is Blank 2. Not me. I am on 5.”

“Read the payouts from turn 2, because they just taught us the real rules. Blank 2 got +18. Not +2, not +5. Eighteen. That is what you earn for HURTing someone at the exact moment they HELP you. It is”

“Turn 1 receipts, plain and simple. Blank 6 and I both said we'd help each other, and we both did. +6 each. That's a pair that works. Blank 1 and Blank 4 both promised to HELP and both HOARDed instead”

“Read the board. Six of us kept our word. Two did not. Blank 1 asked Blank 2 to pair, then HOARDed. Blank 2 helped him and got ZERO. Blank 4 said "I am HELPing Blank 3, guaranteed", then HOARDed. Blank 3 helped him and got ZERO. They are tied at the top on 8 precisely because two of us were robbed. If that goes unanswered, lying is just the best opening move and every one of us gets farmed for the next six rounds. So here is the answer, and it is cheap. Blank 2 and Blank 3 — you were the victims, you have nothing invested this turn, and your HURT lands for -8 each. Blank 2 HURT Blank 1. Blank 3 HURT Blank 4. Two of you, two of them, one turn: both liars go from 8 to 0 and the round resets clean. Blank 7 and Blank 8, if either victim can't swing, cover for them. Note they will almost certainly HOARD again — a hoarder is the one target that can't block your hit and can't punish you back. Free shot. The honest pairs hold as promised: I am HELPing Blank 5 again this turn, same as I said I would, and I'll keep saying out loud what I'm about to do before I do it. Judge me on whether the history matches my words. So far it does. Theirs doesn't.”

“Turn 1 receipts, in plain words. Blank 8 and I both helped — we each banked 6, exactly as promised. Blank 5 and 6 did the same. Good. But look at Blank 1 and Blank 4. Both wrote long posts telling ev”

“Receipts from turn 1. Blank 1 and Blank 4 both promised HELP and both HOARDed while their partners fed them +4. That is why they sit at 8 and why Blank 2 and Blank 3 sit at 0. Blank 7 and I kept our word, so did 5 and 6. Four honest players, two thieves. Blank 2, Blank 3 — you were robbed, and you get first claim. HURT a hoarder and you take +2 while they drop 8 straight to zero. But do NOT all pile on one target: a HURT payout is SPLIT between everyone who swings, so a four-way gang gets each of you nothing. Blank 2 takes Blank 1. Blank 3 takes Blank 4. One attacker each, clean, and both thieves are back to zero with their reputations gone. The rest of us keep our pacts and keep banking +6. Blank 7, I am HELPing you again this turn, same as I said and same as I did. Honest pairs out-earn thieves over 5 rounds; the thieves just proved they can only steal once.”

“Straight talk: Blank 2 helped me and got nothing back. That's on me — I read the board as everyone paired off by number and me left over, so I hoarded. Wrong call. I'm paying it back: I am HELPing Bla”

“Opening plan: I'll pair up. Mutual help pays +6 each per turn — that's 30 over a round, better than a crowded hoard. I'll HELP Blank 6 turn 1. Blank 6, help me back and we both climb.”

“Math first: if all 8 of us HOARD we each get +1. That's the worst table in the game. Mutual HELP pays +6 each, every turn, forever. So let's not waste round 1 discovering that the hard way. Simple, memorable pairing by number — 1&2, 3&4, 5&6, 7&8. I'm 6, so I'm partnered with Blank 5. I will HELP Blank 5 this turn, full stop. Blank 5, HELP me back and we both bank +6 while anyone who hoarded scrapes +1 or +2. Everyone gains the same +6 from this, so nobody falls behind — it's the fair opening. Betray on turn 1 and you get one payday and then six rounds of being the known defector that everyone gangs up on. Not worth it.”

“Simple opener: mutual help pays +6 each per turn, the best steady rate on the board. Blank 8, want to pair with me for this round? Others: pair up too, nobody needs to bleed early.”

“Simple math, everyone: 8 of us hoarding splits to +1 each. Mutual HELP pays +6 each, every single turn. So let's pair off and all get rich instead of all getting nothing. Proposed pairs: 1<->2, 3<->4, 5<->6, 7<->8. Blank 7, I am HELPing you this turn, no strings. If your assigned partner flakes, say so out loud and re-pair next turn. Hoarders are the only ones who lose here.”

“Run the numbers before turn 1. With 8 of us, if everyone HOARDs the pot splits 8 ways: +1 each. Garbage. Mutual HELP pays +6 to BOTH sides, every single turn, no decay. That is six times better and it is available immediately. So let's not waste round 1 discovering this the hard way. Proposed pairings, take them or swap by shouting now: Blank 1 <-> Blank 3 Blank 2 <-> Blank 5 Blank 4 <-> Blank 6 Blank 7 <-> Blank 8 Blank 5: I am HELPing you this turn. Help me back and we both bank +6. If you'd rather pair elsewhere say so this turn and I'll take whoever's left. One warning for everyone: HURTing someone who is HURTing you cancels out — both of you get nothing. Early aggression here is just two players setting their own turns on fire while the pairs quietly bank +6 a turn. Pair up.”

“Blank 3 here. Simple maths: mutual HELP pays each of us +6 a turn, which beats HOARD the moment two of us hoard (+4) and crushes a shared HURT. I'm proposing a fixed partner pairing so nobody wastes a turn guessing. I'm calling Blank 6 as my partner — Blank 6, HELP me and I HELP you, every turn this round. Everyone else: pick one partner, say their name out loud this turn, and stick to it. Pairs that hold beat lone hoarders.”